IMPORTANT UPDATE:

CHAPTER 6 IS UP AND 7 IS NOT TOO FAR BEHIND! SORRY FOR THE MAJOR DELAY BUT THINGS ARE BACK ON TRACK!

SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, AND THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME!

LAPEN 2 STATUS:

Having seen the film, here's what to expect from Lapen 2 without spoiling too much:

1.) Lapis and Steven's children will have major roles.

2.) Will still be a crack fic.

3.) Won't invole the Minnesota Vikings but they will be mentioned for continuity.

4.) Lapis and Steven will face challenges in raising their kids.

5.) A returning Villain will pose a secondary threat.

6.) Depending on the film, certain tweaks might be made in Lapen 1's epilogue to allow a more smooth trasition towards Lapen 2.

7.) Crystal Gem roles are currently unknown.

That's about it for now and I will keep you guys posted!

- LapisDIDNOTHINGwrong101

I'm just a dude who believes that Lapis Lazuli did NOTHING wrong.

I may not be a big fan of Steven Universe but I do enjoy Lapis.

I write crack fics and crack fic accessories.

And what is a Crack Fic you may ask?

Crack Fics are Fan Fics but way more funny and allow for more creative freedom, innovation and exploration.

After reading numerous fanfics on this site for over a decade, I decided to create some of my own! I'll be working on a few fanfiction ideas and will let you guys know if anything comes up.

QUICKIE*

I have started my own Steven Universe Crack Fic Community!

Here's the link:

/community/Steven-Universe-Crack-Fics/131593/

Anyway on with my profile.

Facts about me:

Sex: Male (CIS)

Orientation: Straight

Race: White

Country: 'MURICA!

Status: Single (don't worry this isn't a dating website)

Team Edward or Team Jacob: Neither they both suck.

Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings: Lord of the Rings for action, story and zero weiner shots.

Godzilla or King Kong: Godzilla FTW.

Likes/Dislikes:

Likes: Lapis Lazuli, Bacon, Anti-SJW, Kaiju, Anime, Metal, Military History, Video Games, Hanging out w/ friends and family, Jurassic Park, Sci-Fi, Films, Books, AVGN.

Dislikes: SJWs, Drama, PETA, Prank Channels, YouTube's broken system, EA, GEARBOX Software, Scams, Break-ups, The Minnesota Vikings, Bullshit, Spoilers, Hippies.

Upcoming projects:

(not in any order)

1.) Upcoming Harry Potter Crack Fic

2.) Jurassic Park

3.) Godzilla (and maybe a crossover)

4.) Warhammer 40,000 K comedy

5.) Undecided crack fic

6.) Other crack fics

I'm open to requests but it all boils down to my 3 Guidelines:

1.) Must NOT violate any of 's rules. (i.e. no Archie fanfics since they aren't allowed)

2.) Must be something I'm interested in. (i.e. No Law and Order, glee, Paranormal Activity, Broke-back Mountain, or any chick-flicks to name a few)

3.) Request must be PMed to me. (I respond frequently)

Anyway, I'm looking to update my profile often, have a good one!!!!!!

Thanks again for sticking with me!

P.S. Hope all is well!