Tommy the Wizard Tard was doing his favorite thing. Pretending to be a Wizard while finding new places to "save". However, today was no ordinary day for him. Tommy somehow ended up in Beach City.

Tommy continued to do his Wizard things, until he made his way to Greg's car wash. Tommy approached Greg, who was sitting in his chair. Greg looked up and saw the big boy in a Wizard hat walking towards him.

"Oh hey! What can I do for you champ?"

Tommy looked at Greg, then looked at the carwash, and then looked at Greg with a Tard smile.

"I want to use carwash!"

Greg was confused at first, but quickly realized that Tommy was special after looking at him a little more.

"Well I can't let you use it, but I can show you how it works."

Tommy still seemed happy about this. Greg smiled and stood up. Unfortunately, he accidentally farted while getting out of his chair.

"Oh, sorry!"

Tommy smelled that fart, and was visibly disgusted.

"You farted! That's gross!"

Tommy punched Greg in the face with Tard strength. Greg was knocked to the ground, and his nose started to bleed.

"Ow! Why would you do that!?"

Tommy didn't respond, and instead picked up Greg's chair. Greg knew what was about to happen.

"No! Please dont!"

Again, Tommy didn't listen, and started to beat Greg with the chair. Tommy didn't stop hitting him until the chair broke. At this point, Greg was in too much pain to try and run away. Unfortunately for Greg, Tommy wasn't finished yet.

Tommy flipped Greg on his stomach, and pulled Greg's pants down until his butt was visible. Tommy then reached into his Wizard bag, and pulled out a stapler gun. Tommy proceeded to start stapling Greg's butt cheeks together.

Greg cried out in pain, but no one was around to help him. So nothing could stop Tommy. As Tommy finished stapling, he noticed that Greg had peed himself.

"You make mess! Need to clean you!"

Tommy used his Tard strength to lift Greg up over his shoulder. Tommy walked up to the carwash, and threw Greg inside. Tommy saw an on button, and pressed it. The doors closed, and the sounds of soapy water and other cleaning stuff could be heard.

Ofcourse, the sounds of Greg crying in pain could also be heard. Tommy was about to resume playing Wizards, but realised that he was dirty.

"My clothes dirty! Need new clothes!"

And with that, Tommy went off to find clothes.