Hello everyone! It's your favorite 32 year old big boy! I have another story for you!

My mommies told me I had to go find a job, But i'm not stupid! I know that jobs are for normies! So I went to the Big Doughnut to pretend that I was getting a job there! Also, when ever I leave, Amethyst always brings home a new daddy! The new daddys always leave when I get back for some reason.

On my way there, I saw Connie! But I knew I wasnt suppose to go near her after I shoved my white big boy goo in her mouth! So I made sure to avoid her! I knew Pearl would give me Big Boy Points for that!

I made it to the Big Doughnut, and Sadie must have known what I wanted, because she ran to the back of the store when she saw me! She is so nice! Lars looked at me, ready to serve me!

"What are you doing here you faggot!?"

Lars must use 4chan a lot, because he always calls me a faggot! Sadie already knew what
I wanted, but I realised that I didn't have any money! I remember one time when Pearl gave me a doughnut in exchange for big boy points!

"Can I pay with Big Boy Points?"

Lars Didn't respond, and only looked at his phone. I wondered if he was looking at 4chan.

"I want to see your phone!"

I tried to grab Larses phone, but I accidentally broke it. He got mad and hit me! This big boy wouldn't let him get away with that!

"REEEEEEEEEEE!"

I jumped over the counter and started punching his face! I punched him so much that he fell asleep. Sadie screamed and called the cops. That was good! They needed to arrest Lars for hitting me!

The cops came and took me to a new place to protect me from Lars! They gave me orange pajamas, let me stay in a room that had bars to protect me, and there were a whole bunch other people there!

My roommate was very big and very black. I remembered what 4chan always called black people!

"Hello nigger!"

The Black guy looked at me! Apparently black people always look angry!

"What the fuck did you say!"

The black guy was so happy that he put his fireman in me! It hurt a lot, but that's what new friends do in "prison". He seemed to like it alot! He even did it to me during shower time!

After a few more days, the cops brought me to a new cell! I was all by myself, and they told me that Lars had died. Apparently he died while asleep or something. The cops wanted to award me with something called a electric chair!

This is going to be a lot of fun!

They asked me what I wanted for my last meal. I told them tendies, and the cop didn't know what I was talking about!

"REEEEEEEEEEE! I WANT TENDIES! GIMME TENDIES GIMME TENDIES GIMME TENDIES!"

I tried to punch him, but another guard tased me! I fell asleep, and a guard woke me up. The guards found out what tendies were, and they brought me free tendies!

After I ate the tendies, they told me that it was time for the electric chair! I was so excited, that I pee peed in my pants! Some of it got on the guard, and he started saying naughty words!

The electric chair is going to be so much fun! I can't wait to tell you guys all about it!