Author has written 28 stories for Warriors, Silverwing, and Calvin & Hobbes. REVAMP! I am now Clawzzz. Disregard my stories if they aren't on the Current/Completed Projects list. Note: If you don't like my stories and you're reviewing them, please tell me WHY. I care if my story sucks because my plot is confusing or I slaughtered the English language or something like that. I don't care if my story just sucks. 'Kay? Fanfiction.net areas I will write for/look at: Discworld Warriors Watership Down Shakespeare Guardians of Ga'Hoole War of the Worlds Percy Jackson and the Olympians Odyssey Peanuts Silverwing Redwall The Sight Calvin & Hobbes Chronicles of Narnia FUTURE PROJECTS: The Darkness Within--Redwall (Every creature in Redwall Abbey, from the most bumbling mole to the most cheery otter, from the most grumpy old squirrel to the most innocent Dibbun, is completely untrustworthy. Sister Mint and Skipper of Otters team up with a young hedgehog and the old cellarkeeper to find out who has been slipping information to Mashat Taaf, a cruel weasel warlord whose horde has been attacking the abbey for seasons.) That's Life--Discworld (Everyone thought that life was getting better. Way better. Newsflash: life is never perfect. Especially when it’s an anthropomorphic personification.) CURRENT PROJECTS: Âme Empoisonnée--Warriors (A dark force is rising, and there is no fire to save the Clan this time. Time period is around Into the Wild.) L'Échange--Calvin & Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes have a literally out-of-body experience when they swap minds. Calvin is still six years old.) COMPLETED PROJECTS: None as of yet. Quotes: "When life gives you lemons, tell life you wanted limes." --Me This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ...I don't really believe that I'll suffocate, but I'm the most paranoid person on the planet. Put this in your profile if you hate it when people say to put stuff in your profile. |