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Family Ties Are Precious Threads by conformityissuicide reviews
Danny and Steve have grown into a family over the years, but what happens when someone shows up and threatens everything they love? Will they fight to keep their family together or accept defeat and watch it be torn apart?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,133 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Under the Iron Sea by Ebony10 reviews
Collection of one shots. Almost all Jane/Lisbon centric. Rating just in case.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Thanatopsis by Divinia Serit reviews
Collection of oneshots- dealing with Jane/Lisbon, team fic, and a little Rigsby/VP. UPDATED. CH14- The Reckoning- written for Paint it Red Ficathon, Season 3 finale alternative scenario
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Steve's Great Escape by Melissa Shelton reviews
Sequel to A Beautiful Day. Grace has had enough of the adults in her life leaving, whether or not they want to, and decides to take matters into her own hands when Steve gets arrested.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Grace W. - Complete
Sacrificing a Pawn by ch19777 reviews
“It takes a skilled observer like you to notice that his smile never quite reaches his eyes.” Red John's take on that infamous promo picture for episode 2x23 everyone seems to whine about these days. Entry for the JF May challenge 'Empty Promises'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tick Tock by tamilnadu09 reviews
When Derek gets a mysterious gift that claims to be able to "fix" his mistake, Derek must first figure out what that mistake was. Thrown into another world, can Derek right the past AND get the girl?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,293 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Sharing Secret Selves by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Could We Have A Moment? by Shipper Friendly reviews
Jane and Lisbon argue. Jane and Lisbon...well let's see how they "sort it out". Little bit of JELLO -Title taken from Sushi by Kyle Andrews-
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Pain and Fear by music-and-fairytales reviews
Lisbon winced as she looked in the mirror. So it did look as painful as it felt. Damn. Deep in thought, she reached for her concealer and began to try and hide the damage." - Jane goes with Lisbon to confront her abusive boyfriend.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Softly, Like a Song by yaba reviews
Six turning points. Six love songs. The same resolution: they never needed words to tell each other how they feel. Jane/Lisbon. Post: 2.13. Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Kiss by superwoman1015 reviews
Done to fulfill the prompt "Lisbon/Jane after an angry fight...she gets really tired of his smug grin and wipes it off his face ...with her lips" Really pretty short little one shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What Is It I Really Want? by FiveRoses reviews
Based on what Jane said to Lisbon in 'Rose-Coloured Glasses', when he summed up her personality so neatly.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Vermilion Revelations by morning's-broken-angel reviews
“You know, I’ve always had a very difficult time leaving lines drawn in sand alone.” His lips tipped up at the corners, the skin around his eyes crinkling in humor. “They’re just so mutable.” Jane discovers just how hard it is to leave some things alone.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
What If? by superwoman1015 reviews
What if Jane had come home earlier on that fateful night? What might have happened? This is definitely an AU, so if you don't like that sort of thing, don't read it. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 77,164 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
These Accidents of Faith by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
Mostly he doesn't look for deeper meanings. Post DH: oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by unfinishe reviews
-- "I love you Teresa," he whispered simply. -- Someone's out to get Lisbon, but why won't she go to the CBI? Crossover with Numb3rs, Jisbon, MeganDon. T for stalking. Epilogue up, COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Talk to me by Mathilda Dahl reviews
A psychological study of Jane thinly disguised as a Mary Jane. How the fact that he is a borderline sociopath gets past the bulk of Mentalist fans is beyond me. Look up the Hare scale and see how many boxes he ticks on it if you don't believe me.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Yield to Me by yaba reviews
“How can you ever think I wouldn’t want you? You’re stunning.” Jane shows Lisbon how wrong she is in fact.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Land of Oz by Eve215 reviews
Disturbing dreams force Jane to question which reality is real. The one where he is consultant with the CBI or the one that scares him the most.. the one where he never left the mental institution.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,362 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Requiem in Terra, Without Red by Cora Clavia reviews
The surname on the gravestones was one she recognized. And it was, without question, his wife and daughter. They had the same death date. Jane-Lisbon, oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Pregnancy Blues by MiHnn reviews
What does a baby do? Eat, sleep, cry. And in the McDonald Venturi Clan, bring people together. Which was why getting rid of Casey McDonald is so hard. Oneshot. Hint : Not George and Nora's baby
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Still Seeing Red by 221b Baker Street reviews
Set 1 week after Bloodshot, psychic Kristina Frye has gone missing, Jane is beginning to act more oddly than usual, and the team must cross the entire state of California to find a killer who seems to be targeting psychics. Dedicated to Purple Piggie.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,906 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009
Peanuts by superwoman1015 reviews
Sequel to A New Week, which was sequel to Confessions and Choir music. Don't have to read them to get this, but do it any way, ok? Established Jace, going home to meet her family, something just has to go wrong. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,647 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Rocket's Red Glare by Kalistrata reviews
A Fourth of July oneshot for you all. Lisbon orders Jane to attend the CBI 4th of July BBQ. Lisbon and Jane are drinking and Rigsby's doing fireworks! Might be a little Jisbon in here...Rated T for some language and some vague adult situations.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Crimson View by rhapsodybree reviews
My take on the 'Crimson Casanova' episode. Lisbon/Jane fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Say it With a Smile by superwoman1015 reviews
Sequel to Red Memories, if you have not read it, this will not make sense. Someone is stalking the CBI, who is it and what do they want? I know, crappy summery. Will have Jisbon, duh. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,049 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Death, Lies, and Videotape by Eve215 reviews
Jane's past catches up to him as one of the CBI team gets horrible news.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,568 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Overcoming Trust Issues by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane comes up with a plan to get Lisbon to trust him. And he's not going to stop until it works. Sequel to Trust Issues. Friendship fic, and pure fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Survivor AKA What's Up With That? by FraidyCat reviews
Amita has waited long enough.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Charlie E., Amita R. - Complete
Red Collisions by bulletproofweeks reviews
Sequel to Red Roses: The CBI team's newest case becomes personal when Teresa Lisbon is kidnapped. Jane and Lisbon explore their new relationship while Rigsby and Van Pelt try to reconcile their problems. Established Jisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,748 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Secrets Painted In Red by bulletproofweeks reviews
Lisbon, Cho, and Rigsby meet Jane for the first time and get a glimpse of who he was before. How will Lisbon learn about Jane's past? Jane/Lisbon Friendship, Very Slight Jisbon, Discontinued
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Meaning of Chocolate by Hollow Nightmare reviews
Lisbon begins receiving little Hershey's Kisses. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sleep Easy by EFAW reviews
When he was little and had nightmares, Charlie used to climb into Don’s bed for safety. Just because he’s gotten older doesn’t mean his brother’s bed isn’t still the perfect safety net. Oneshot.
Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Charlie E., Don E. - Complete
Sacraments in Scarlet by 221b Baker Street reviews
Two priests are murdered and Jane implements his most outrageous "brilliant plan" yet. But he might just get himself killed in the process...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,548 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009
Paper thin walls by AirborneGirl reviews
Hotel room walls are paper thin. Jane overhears a dream in which he plays a dreadful part. But who's dreaming about him?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Silent Night by CaelinnE reviews
Lisbon finds out that sometimes silence is the best thing you can say. One-shot. Warning: Contains gore, abuse, and mildly coarse language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sans Hypnotism by Ebony10 reviews
Post Russet Potatoes. Van Pelt thinks about her discomfort with what happened and Rigsby's "brutal" streak. Rigsby/Van Pelt story.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Red Maple by LAHull reviews
Patrick Jane finds himself in the middle of a mystery involving people from his past - A version of Jane's backstory BEFORE it was revealed 9/10. Story is set 4 weeks after "Red Roadster" and 5 months after "Red Ghost" Feedback appreciated!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Patrick J., Wayne R. - Complete
Whatever Dreams May Come by CaelinnE reviews
Lisbon and her team faced a terrible wave of crime, and now she can’t sleep. One-shot. Contains violence and mildly coarse language. Continues 'I'll Take the Nightmares Any Day' thread.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sleeping by chocolatebearturk reviews
Patrick Jane was sleeping, as far as the world could tell… Lisbon/Jane
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2009 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete