Alternate plot line of Mark and Doug's interaction playing golf during episode 3.20

After surviving the war, Severus Snape is lauded as a hero- and once more alienates the Hogwarts staff. He won't change, but his new student teacher, Hermione, likes it that way. AND, the sequel: Severus has finally gotten everything he ever wanted. What will he do when his happiness is threatened? Edited and reformatted 2017

In a world with guardian angels, Sherlock Holmes is the Guardian to John Watson. Not that either of them are happy about it at first. They soon grow close, and start a dangerous relationship together. Their love is tested through trials and tribulations, but will it prevail? Winglock AU w/ Mpreg, Rape/Non-Con elements, & character "death". Co-written w/ Acemindpalace.

"We stopped going out soon after he came back. I mean, we go outside. But not to cases. We go to cafés and restaurants and grocery stores, but never to a crime scene" Sherlock's been back for a few months, and he's not quite himself. John worries about him and it's eating him up. Fluff will be occasional :)

Ciel reflects on the irony of his life, as Sebastian attempts to comfort him on a nightmare filled night. Rated T for angst. Unwanted SebCiel.

Sherlock and John have found themselves in a lot of strange situations. This one takes the cake. The wedding cake to be exact. Spoiler-free

Anyone who met him would automatically agree that, regardless of his many quirks and faults, he had a good heart. It guided him well through life, even as he left chaos in his path due to clumsiness and obliviousness to his surroundings. It was luck and his good heart that allowed him to grow into the man he was meant to be. It was what led him to be Inspector Gadget.

"O Doutor a considera uma velha companheira, quase uma amiga." Crossover Doctor Who/Sandman. DOCTOR/DEATH.

The Doctor is a dreamer, a fairy tale, and a horror story, and that means the Doctor is one of Ihis/I.

What if Penny discovered she wasn't at all related to her Uncle Gadget? What if the Inspector wasn't as clueless as he seemed? Shippyfic sparked by a pic seen on the Rule34 site featuring a grownup Penny and Gadget. Based on the original cartoon; no Gadgetinis or movie stuff. Very, VERY rated M.

An alternate ending to Journey's End. Donna reacts quite a bit differently to the news that she can't travel with the Doctor forever...or can she? Post J.E. rewrite. M for a self harm reference and possible smut. Reviews are always appreciated :)

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

When a brain injury leaves Sherlock unable to make new memories, John wonders how Sherlock will cope, and what it will mean for The Work and their life. Because after all, how can you live if you can't feel time passing? 17 chapters. Has been translated into Chinese.

'A mother's love holds fast and forever.' Sometimes the Doctor has days when everything becomes a little too much and he locks himself away to mourn alone. Amy may not be able to fill the whole felt by his losses but she's going to take her newfound role as his mother-in-law seriously, even if it means breaking him to help him heal, surprising revelations emerge. Rating to be safe.

A dark seceret that Rose never knew about the Doctor...

After encountering the parasite, the Doctor is more sorrowful than he has been in a long time. Clara is the only one who can put him at ease. Post-Rings of Akhaten. Some Clara/Doctor romance towards the end. This is my first Who fic, so reviews are greatly appreciated!

What if Donna replaced Martha in Series 3, and during Blink she is transported back in 1969 to live with the Doctor in a tiny flat above a newspaper shop that happens to be owned by Wilf.

Series of DoctorDonna one-shots; sometimes shippy but never anything particularly overt. Mostly written during extreme bouts of melancholy

Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.

Sherlock is assaulted by an unknown assailant while John is away, leaving him with a severe brain injury. While his intellect and personality are intact, he's having trouble moving and speaking easily. John finds himself as the main source of support to a flatmate struggling to do the things he loves most. And Sherlock Holmes has never been the best of patients.

After the incident on Apalapucia, Amy and Rory make a heartbreaking discovery about their favorite Time Lord. Determined to help, Amy takes a risky gamble - one that could have the happiest ending the Doctor has ever gotten or the worst consequences anyone has ever seen. Amy/Rory, 11/Rose. Set just after "The Girl Who Waited". Reviews are greatly appreciated.

Cunning. Capable. Cynical. Severus Snape is content to bide his time as Hogwarts' Headmaster until his skills are needed. Then a bushy-haired girl challenges everything he thought he knew. Ignores most of DH.

A-po-phen-ia (noun): The pursuit of the human mind to spontaneously construct meaning, order, and purpose from unrelated chaotic structures.

You see, all it takes is a bit of sacrifice. A little tit for tat. A bit of a 'you-help-me-and-I-help-you' sort of thing. And death isn't so difficult to conquer, after all.

Adventures with the Doctor were always dangerous, but everyone always came out unscathed. Except for this time. Now, Amy and Rory are hurt and the Doctor blames himself. Memories of his past resurface, the temptations and self-loathing following close behind. He needs the pain. It's what he deserves, after all that he's done. Angst. Trigger warning: Self-Harm.

What is a curious Time Lord to do? The Doctor catches Donna reading a magazine article about 'friends with benefits' and wonders what the heck it means.

A phone call from home ends with pleasant results for Donna and the Doctor.

One-shot. Death meets Rory Williams. Several times.

Love was an irrational and painful thing. He had already experienced it once and by Salazar he never wished to experience it again.So why was it that when she called him her friend his heart stuttered in ways it had not for a long time? READ AND REVIEW!

During a game of dress-up, Rory learns he has a crush on the Doctor.

Being in charge of transportation can be quite the challenge, particularly when volcanoes start erupting off schedule...

Just a missing scene bridging from the end of "The Doctor's Daughter" into the deleted scene, which can be viewed here on youtube: /watch?v VV-p2ur1EJ4

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

They work both ways, you know. You're not the only one who has them.

The Doctor and his companion have a late-night discussion after a nightmare. One-shot.

Ten/Donna. Late night snuggling in the TARDIS.

Ten/Donna. The Doctor and Donna discuss kissing. Hypothetically, of course.

Ten/Donna. Donna asks the Doctor the question no woman could resist long.

Ten/Donna. She'd told the Doctor he needed someone but she'd never thought that someone might be her.

Ten/Donna. Donna assures the Doctor that she has womanly wiles.

Roddy and Rita go out exploring the sewers on their regular scavenger trip and get caught up with the remains of the Toad's goons trying to enact revenge. I've decided to cancel this until further notice, b/c writers block.

There are some things that frighten even Death herself. Things only one other being understands. In the end, all she'll ever need is a Dream. Oneshot.

Christmastime! I posted this a bit early, but after people begged me to post more after the preview, I did. Chapter 3 & Chapter 4 are in the works. RODDYxRITA Rated for slight SLASH implications

Voldemort was defeated in a battle that scarred Hermione in more than one way. Living as a Muggle for 7 years, she is summoned back to Hogwarts as the new DADA Teacher as a favor to Dumbledore. Can the least likely of people teach her to forgive herself?

When Rita has a life threatening nightmare, she ignores it, until her roommate gets murdered. If she spoke up, she would die. But if she was quiet, she’d let the Toad take over herself. Can Rita find a way to save her family and herself.

What if Sid had never made it to the pub? He wouldn't have ended up Up Top. He would never have met Roddy. And Roddy, who wouldn't have been flushed away, would never have met Rita… Or would he?

The Toad yet again plots another destruction of the rats in Ratropolis. His plan will take action in 3 days. While our heroes, without knowing the danger, have got their hands full with an unexpected mouse from Roddy's past... R&R plz!

Roddy and Rita find themselves trapped in a forgotten city after getting lost in the pipes. A plan is devised to bring them home, but there's a problem- they'll have to bring the entire city with them, and the plan puts Ratropolis itself in danger.

Here you go Granny. The story you've been begging for. Warning:Could be depressing. Rita and Roddy are attacked and Roddy defends Rita with his life. Literally.

The heart rate monitor went flat. The doctors pulled her halffrozen body out of the tub and used the heart jump start thing. Clear! ZAP! Clear! Zap! Wil Rita Malone survive this?

When Roddy catches a horrible disease, Rita has to go on a scavenging trip without him. She gives him something to write on and she puts him to work while she's gone.

Roddy and Rita's boat the Jammy Dodger is sabotaged, plus they run into someone they didn't want to and are separated. Will they meet back up and defeat who's holding them hostage?

The Toad has escape jail and is out to kill Roddy and Rita,but during a fight agenst the toad Roddy didn't knew he had a toy gun with real bullits.What will happen when the toad shots one of them and throws them down the sewars?Will they survab?

After the Toad fiasco, How did Roddy and Rita's lives turn out? Did they stay friends, or marry? Did they have children or not? Questions without answers gain them. Read to find out the answers to the questions I know you have. [RODDYxRITA]

A job in Chinatown turns tragic for the crew of the Jammy Dodger II, literally by the hand of Spike. Sure, Rita's tough and resourceful, but can she handle the rat gang solo? Much less deal with her emotions? Please R&R, and enjoy.

Roddy saved the City just last week. To his chagrin, he finds out that his problems are far from over when he receives a letter from a mystery rat... Roddy/Rita

Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was the Dodger II. This tale focuses on Roddy and Rita's growing relationship as they work together on their new goal: building the Jammy Dodger II! A more romantic sort of story. [RoddyXRita]

Rita and Roddy have some quiet time, but Roddy tricks Rita into saying something that she didn't want to.. ALL RoddyRita R&R plz!

Ever wonder what happened in Rita’s life before she met Roddy? How did she get the Jammy Dodger? How did her father find the ruby, and how did the Toad steal it from him? How did she get it back? All this will be answered in The Great Ruby Chase!

When Roddy and Rita are sent to school, they run into an old boyfriend of Rita's. Hal Grenner. And when Roddy and Hal bet on who Rita goes with the the Welcome Back dance Roddy sets to work on making Rita fall for him, but what's really driving him to try

Everything's normal. Kids are wrestling. Roddy is being a gent. Rita's wearing a dre... Hold the phone! Roddy/Rita

Mr Malone's decision to run for mayor drags Roddy and Rita into a dangerous game in which the past is never very far from the present. As the conspiracy deepens, it becomes clear that there is more at stake for Rita and her father than the mayoral office

An introduction to the characters of Flushed Away, Roddy and Rita, as I believe how AardmanDreamworks wanted them to be seen physically and mentally. A prequel to the rest of my Flushed Away series. [RoddyXRita] Now complete![Movie Starts After Chapter 2]

Poor Roddy. He just doesn't know what has got Rita so upset. Light Rodita.

A different point of view on what went down in the heads of Roddy and Rita before, during, and after the boat chase. More or less an analysis of the emotions and thoughts of characters which couldn't be done by just watching the movie.[RoddyxRita]

Flushed Away: Roddy and Rita finally return home in time for Christmas, but the festive season is not so joyful for Roddy who is forced to make a fateful decision. Meanwhile, Mr Malone is embarked on an ambitious plan to bring back an old family friend..

I return my gaze to Rita, and I can't help but imagine her in one of those bikinis the dolls back home wore, running on a beach somewhere from a TV show I saw once. Baywatch, or something. Poor Roddy can't drive to save his soul. Rita's going to teach him

Roddy and Rita are finally on the way home from France, but the last leg of their journey proves harder than they anticipated. An unexpected fuel shortage strands them in the Channel Islands, where they meet some old friends...and an old enemy.

A continuation of A Change of Scene. Rita brings Roddy to the tiny Principality of Monaco to meet an old family friend, but the couple find themselves caught up in the action as a conspiracy centuries in the making breaks around them. Now completed.

One night, Roddy thinks back to his first night on the Jammy Dodger. Very light RoddyRita

Flushed Away Roddy and Rita are 'persuaded' to take a holiday following the dramatic events of the World Cup, but is it ever that simple for the pair? As events take a turn for the worse, it is up to Roddy to save the day with unlikely assistance.