muffin Lady 0ohide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Young Wizards, D N Angel, and Flushed Away. Name: Bailey And, now that that is out of the way... I would like to inform you all that I am a secret Jedi Niinja Gummy Bear, and there will be a meeting of all House and Living Appliances on the 12th floor tomorrow night. Thank you. QUOTES! SKOOCH SHUFFLE SHUFFLE!- friends and me imitating and old lady w/ a walker. Megan, Artemis dating Holly would be like you dating a sheep!- me explaining why artemis/holly is wrong. "It's this blasted puberty, Butler. Every time I see a pretty girl, I waste valuable mind space thinking about her. The girl at that restuaraunt, for instance. I've glanced in her direction a dozen times in the past few minutes."- Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony, page 6 I love how blunt he is about the whole thing... Artemis focused on the pretty girl's face. It amazed him that he could appreciate Minerva's features even as his friend was being hauled into captivity. Puberty was a powerful force. - Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony, page 16. It's shiny. According to video game rules, that means it must be important.- an icon, and a poster I found. Roses are Red. It's just Underdeveloped. -Me... and my reasoning behind why Mitch can do the splits... UPDATES (That I'll probably only update when I realize that I have this on my profile) I'm kind of starting to hate my Diarine and Roshaun story. Like, extremely. So if I don't update in a long time, sorry if YOU like it. NOW, INFIDELS. |
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Oh the Places You'll Go by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
You kneel down, not caring a bit if you got your ancient jeans or patched coat wet, taking care only to keep the colorful scarf your mom made you out of the snow that was beginning to gather. You could buy a new pair of jeans, you couldn't buy a new scarf
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
A Rescue of Sorts by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
COMPLETE Story picks up on the heels of Wizards at War. Now that she knows he's alive, Dairine is determined to find Roshaun. When she finds him, she brings him back home to his parents on Wellakh. Eventual DairineRoshaun pairing. Chapter 15 posted.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,093 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
MARYSUE Must Die? by picascribit reviews
1976: There's a new girl at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is. Meta/crack fic about how not to write fanfic. Written 2007, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,367 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Remus L., Peter P., OC - Complete
You Might Think by CrazieDasie reviews
James uses Lily's belief that Remus and Sirius are in a romantic relationship to get her to go out with him whether it's true or not. SBRL...? Read to find out! Eventual JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Misconstrued by Seaouryou reviews
Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Inuyasha watches as Kagome shows Shippo how to play the flower petal fortune telling game, He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. It has the hanyou asking himself all sorts of questions.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
What If by kimbo1254 reviews
What if .........
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Magawa reviews
Little bits of love and wisdom for any and every occasion. She’d have to thank Necco someday…
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
Most beautiful by Alier reviews
Sesshomaru was entranced. His soul screamed in agony as demon lord realized that no matter how much he wanted to, he could never lock the object of his adoration in a hearttoheart embrace or kiss those faultlessly shaped lips…
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
My Pretty Pink Cupcake by belovedsoul reviews
A oneshot about what Voldemort and his Death Eater friends do when they're alone at home. Cupcake and lemon drops inside. Author apologises for any resulting brain damage readers may suffer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Power Within by grand admiral chelli reviews
After the events of OOTP, Harry has had enough. He turns in his wand, and says goodbye to the life he once knew. Six months later, the Founders show up claiming Harry is their heir. Harry is not pleased. Chapter 4 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harry P.
If Voldemort Were a Peice of Lint! by DJ Verits reviews
A story about Voldemort's conquests as a piece of lint (whole story re-done Sept 28)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2002 - Published: 12/1/2000 - Harry P., Voldemort
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Tell me What I Want, What I Really, Really Want reviews
Kit is convinced that Tom and Carl are gay after a slightly horrific experience involving a vacuum cleaner, a sponge, and an outdated Spice Girls song. Nita doesn't want to believe it, so Kit plans a stakeout to prove it. Contest with Polka Dotted Pengiun
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
A Life Together reviews
A series of oneshots depicting the married life of Dairine and Roshaun. And, as always, things can always get better. It will always be amusing, as only Dairine and Roshuan can make it.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
Cherry Blow Pop reviews
See Hermione. See Blow Pop. See Malfoy holding the Blow Pop for ransom. Watch bad things unfold. REWRITTEN FOR THOSE WHO READ THE ORIGINAL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Do Anything You'll Regret in Ten Years reviews
He had to see it again. Without a glimpse of it, he would surely die, or at least be sent to the Hospital Wing for passing out with lovestruck desire. Any second now, he was going to keel over dead. The Tragic End of James Edward Potter, God rest his soul
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Driving Lessons reviews
I return my gaze to Rita, and I can't help but imagine her in one of those bikinis the dolls back home wore, running on a beach somewhere from a TV show I saw once. Baywatch, or something. Poor Roddy can't drive to save his soul. Rita's going to teach him
Flushed Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
I Never Agreed to This reviews
Normally, my stomach would flip flop at this, but I am distracted. Someone is coming down the hall towards me, and I do everything within my power to distract myself and look somewhere else, but I am powerless. Coming down the hall, towards us, is Satoshi
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Creating the Harry Potter Original Character reviews
We're tired of all the stories that belong in the trash, and we want to keep our eyeballs from bleeding all over the place when we read them. Here's how NOT to do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Mr Weasley and the Retractable Sharpie reviews
So we all know of Mr. Weasley's facination with muggle artifacts, right? And we all know how fun Sharpies can be, don't we? ... I don't think that we should leave the two together in one room. Especially after this...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Arthur W. - Complete
You'd never expect reviews
So the HP crew is filming a movie. Malfoy is gay, Hermione is dumb, and Snape has blue hair! But is this really the way they act, or is there something going on underneath all this OOCness? Maybe reading will tell you the answer...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Sleep Talking reviews
After a fight, InuYasha discovers that when one talks in their sleep, they subconciously answer any question asked of them. So, before he apologizes to Kagome, he's going to go to her world and aks her a few questions...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Cherry Blow Pop Prank reviews
Hermione sees the BlowPop. Hermione wants the BlowPop. Malfoy doesn't give Hermione the BlowPop. Bad things happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry and the Muffins reviews
Harry is sitting at breakfast and Ron is eating muffins. How will Harry deal with it? What will become of the horrible canibalisticness of it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
