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Joined 07-24-06, id: 1098725, Profile Updated: 02-12-09
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Twilight.

This may not be mind blowing, but it's me.

My name is Katie. -waves-
I'm ((360/36)2))/5 +14 and still aging. -lesigh- I hate growing older.
My birthday is the same day as Rob Pattinson
Formally known as Lipstick.Lullabies.

I'm a typical teenager.
I like to go the movies, hang out with friends, you know the usual.
In my spare time when I'm alone I like to read and write.
I am a competitive swimmer.
I don't have that many friends, but the ones I do have I'm thankful for and our relationships are strong. Thanks for putting up with me guys. Love ya.
I find that I get too emotionally attached to fictional characters.
I find that I frequently fall in love with fictional characters because they tend to be perfect.
I'm currently waiting to be inspired.
I love music and going to concerts and moshing it up. For sure.
I love all sorts of music ranging from Rock to Classical.
The most famous people I've met are Jared Leto of 30 Seconds to Mars and Nathan Leone of Madina Lake.
My favorite food is all food that smells good because that usually means it tastes good.
I am not a picky eater.
Spell Check is God, so use it.
My favorite color changes with my mood. Except I don't like yellow.
I love Edward Cullen.
I love Jacob Black.
I am an avid member of Team Jaward! (Edward and Jacob) Because Lord knows, whichever one Bella picks, I'll take the other. ;D
OMC is better than OMG and OME is better than both.
I'm currently counting down the days until August 2nd, August 5th, and December 12th. ;D
I get excited over academic accomplishments.
Laughing
makes the world go 'round.
I hate stereotypes.
I love to daydream.
I love poetry.
I believe in second impressions.
I hate people who say they don't read. Everyone reads.
I hate snow.
I love the rain.
I love the smell of old books and the earthy, clean scent after a thunderstorm.
I love classic literature.
I watch too much TV.
I hate McDonald's.
I love Burger King.
When I was little, I used to pull the heads off my Barbies. All of them.
I am sarcastic.
I love the woods.
I love science fiction, and fantasy with romance mixed in. And don't forget a dash of drama and humor.
I have a slight obsession with musicals.
And Twilight,
And Pirates of the Caribbean,
And Harry Potter,
And Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
And EDWARD CULLEN,
And JACOB BLACK,
And Jack Sparrow,
And Heroes,
And Grey's Anatomy,
And Stargate: Atlantis.
My obsessions are not listed above in particular order.

When I graduate high school, I want to go on to become a surgeon or a pharmacist.
If you read all this, then you must have been bored.


Quotes I Enjoy Reading Over and Over Again:

"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Bella Swan

"If life was all you had to give to your beloved, how could you not give it?" - Bella Swan (Breaking Dawn)

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" - Bella (Breaking Dawn)

"I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
"Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
"I do. Excellent." - Alice and Edward Cullen (Breaking Dawn)

"Ha ha. Because I was so fragilely human, so accident prone, so much a victim to my own dangerous bad luck, apparently I needed a tank-resistant car to keep me safe. Hilarious." - Bella Swan (Breaking Dawn)

"The ultimate doom; telling Renée. Early marriage was higher up on her black list than boiling live puppies." - Bella Swan (Breaking Dawn)

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it." - Edward Cullen

"I'd forgotten that I had access to a toothbrush. It brightened my outlook considerably." - Bella Swan

"These violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which as the kiss, consume." - Romeo and Juliet. Act III, Scene VI

"Heaven forbid that I should do something I don't want to do." - Edward Cullen

"Sorry I called you a hypocrite.
"Sorry I called you a murderer." - Bella Swan and Jacob Black

"'Well,' I interrupted. 'What if I did? What if I told you to take me to Vegas now? Would I be a vampire in three days?' He smiled, his teeth flashing in the dark. 'Sure,' he said, calling my bluff. 'I'll get my car.'" - Edward Cullen and Bella Swan

"I told you...you don't see yourself clearly at all. You're not like anyone I've ever known. You fascinate me." - Edward Cullen

"Kryponite doesn't bother me either." - Edward Cullen

"It worked, your cooking skills have me soft as a marshmellow." - Bella Swan

"I rolled my eyes. 'Vampires like baseball?'
'It's the American pastime,' he said with mock solemnity" - Edward Cullen and Bella Swan

"What if I'm not the superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" - Edward Cullen

"I prefer brunettes." - Edward Cullen

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." - Emmett Cullen

“None of those freaky Virgos here." - Jacob Black

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire." - Bella Swan

" 'So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?'
'Why is the plane crashing?'
'The pilots are passed out drunk.'
'Easy, I'd fly the plane.'
'Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral towards earth.'
'I'd wait until we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.' " - Bella Swan and Edward Cullen

"Love of mine, some day you will die, but I'll be close behind, I'll follow you into the dark." - Death Cab For Cutie "I Will Follow You Into the Dark"

"I am watching over you from the stars. Don't be scared, I know exactly where you are. And there's a piece of me and it's burning in your heart. Even death could never tear us apart." - The Higher "Rock My Body"

"We say to those who are in love, it can't be true 'cause we're too young. I know that's true because so long I was so in love with you."
- Flyleaf "So I Thought"

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney

"People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive." - Xander (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

"Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a care bear with fangs." - Cordelia (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"You were looking at my neck."
"What?"
"You were checking out my neck, I saw that."
"No, I wasn't."
"Just keep your distance, pal."
"I wasn't looking at your neck."
"I told you to eat before we left." - Xander and Angel (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your life drawing lines, or you can live your life crossing them." - Meredith (Grey's Anatomy)

"You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true." - Meredith (Grey's Anatomy)

"See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away." - Meredith (Grey's Anatomy)

" 'Did you let me scrub in for this operation because I slept with you?'
'Yes...Just Kidding.' " - Derek and Meredith (Grey's Anatomy)


UPDATE 2/12/09: To my faithful and patient readers of Loose Lips, Sink Ships...THE UPDATE IS COMING!! I promise. I've been so busy with school, applying for college, and swimming. It's coming I swear!


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Cast between Worlds by phoenix catcher reviews
Harry/Sheppard. Non-magical:Harry but with Metahuman abilities. Harry is exiled from the Wizarding World and joins the RAF. This is what would happen if Harry joined the Atlantis Expedition. Follows from season 1 all the way to the end.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 241,901 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., John S.
I Love Those Moments by Captain Lila Turner reviews
See Note
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,467 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Bella's War by Storms reviews
[Complete]The Sequel to Bella's Crown: A storm is brewing off in the horizon and deep within Bella. She needs her family more than ever if she is to continue to hold on to what is dear to her. A new enemy is hidden in the shadows threatening everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,099 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Vulnerant Omnes, Ultima Necat by Florencia7 reviews
MidAWE.Elizabeth is distraught when Jack is found dead in the ven a chance to see him once again,she travels back in time to say a hurried goodbye.But is the fear of severe punishment strong enough to suppress the temptation to change destiny? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 297,248 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., James N. - Complete
Story of a Sparrow's Vixen by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
It's been fifteen years since Jack's seen his friend, Charles Elliot, and his spunky five-year-old daughter, Joanna. Only, Joanna's not so little anymore. What happens when she needs a diversion from a broken heart, and Jack's more than happy to oblige?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,830 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Pirate Lass of Connemara, Books I & II by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE. Sequel to "The Other Side of the Island" and "The Candle in the Window". Join Jack's lady love, Irish innkeeper Janie O'Madden, as she sails through the waters of time with him and his pirate "family"! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 194,201 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
There's a hero in all of us by bouncegirl reviews
Bella’s normal life is interrupted when she is taken to America and finds out she’s not so normal after all. Can the company help her adjust to her new life? And who are those inhumanly beautiful people she has to work with?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Time, No See by J'adore Edward Cullen reviews
Edward and Bella met back when Edward was human, but she died of the influenza. Now the Cullen family is moving up to Alaska, and there they meet someone rather unexepected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Doom! by kolyaaa reviews
A fine story with smashed noses, dangling scientists, drugged colonels, broken bones, plunging jumpers, mashed glasses, bad reception, scary machinery, disappearing floors, SHARKS and an awful lot of water. Everyone gets hurt! You will love it. THE END
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,918 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Castles in the Sky by Stealth Dragon reviews
Sheppard is captured and to be a slave to the wraith. It becomes more than a matter of survival, but also a matter of keeping his sanity.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,421 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - John S. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Squirrel's Best by gothiktenkasen reviews
In the next installment of my adventure, Jack and I must face obstacles on our own, never knowing if the other is still alive… MESSED UP LOVE SHAPES ENSUE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,317 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by CoolBreeze1 reviews
A visit to a beautiful planet has disastrous consequences for John Sheppard. The team races to find out what's wrong with him, but the answers they seek may be buried deeper than they imagined. Shep whump. Minor spoilers for Common Ground.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,771 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - John S. - Complete
The Apple of My Eye by ThisBurningHeart reviews
I'm going to be honest. He's good looking, alright? That thought doesn't scare me. But sharing a moment with him? Now THAT was scary...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,671 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Secrets Of The Sea by Rainbow Hijackers reviews
When Tessi Swann is looking through her father’s library she finds a mysterious letter that will force the Swann sisters to reevaluate everything they thought they knew...again. Sequel to Do I Know You? Read that first HIATUS, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,016 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/22/2006
The Damsel and the Distressed by kaleidoscope heart reviews
What happens when an author who hates selfinserts becomes, well, a self insert? An amazing story of pirate love? Uh... probably not. Correct grammar? Uh... hopefully. Some funny situations between the Captain and a slightly anal English major? HECK YEAH!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
A Little Too Much Rum by PineAppleLint reviews
Belle Gilily was born an aristocrat, but many unveiled secrets lead her to believe she has pirate blood flowing through her veins. A run in with Jack Sparrow will mark the beginning of her adventures, her piracy, and self discovery.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Make Him Move On by PineAppleLint reviews
A romantic tale that involves a young bar wench named Anastasia Walker trying to steal the grieving Will Turner's heart, and June Oleander, a female pirate who just loves getting on the infamous Sparrow's nerves. The four unite and hijinks ensue...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,436 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
Thicker Than Water by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE. EDITED! WE. Jack, Will & Elizabeth are returning home on the Pearl after AWE. Calypso appears with shocking news that Jack & Will are cousins. Jack falls very ill, Will must uncover Jack's sad past to save their new family ties.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,183 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Just the Summer by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan has to go to Forks every summer. But the summer before her freshman year in highschool a new family moves to town, and Bella falls in love. How will she fare when the summer ends? Will she ever see him again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,501 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trouble with Women by Cayenne Pepper Powder reviews
Vivien is small woman with big fears. Jack is a dirty pirate with a cutlass and a pistol. Vivien is the heir to a fortune she doesn't want. Jack would gladly take it...but no one seems to remember where it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,285 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 2/20/2004
Do I know You? by Rainbow Hijackers reviews
Three girls get electrocuted in a storm and end up in the 17th century, as the Swanns. Weird thing is, it's like they never belonged in 2005. They have not much time to think on this as cursed pirates attack, they also find love, joy and hatred. REVISED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,108 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
The Haunting Place by Citadel reviews
Reloaded & Censored' The ghost of the great Captain Romulus holds the secret to a legendary treasure and Captain Jack Sparrow must recruit a medium to help him find it, but she's less then willing to help. Chapter Twenty-nine: Cacho!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,645 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Silver and Gold by Pirate Gyrl reviews
Set two years after Sui Generis, Jack Sparrow and Lor Adams reunite for another adventure. Part two of the Sui Generis saga. Complete ye scabrous dogs! Plz RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,947 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
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Loose Lips, Sink Ships reviews
This is a Jasper and Alice story. There is a major twist, though. Edward, Bella, Rosalie, Emmett, Esme, Carlisle, and Jasper all move to Forks. Alice is basically in Bella's position of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Second Impressions reviews
I never thought I would be running away from the one thing I wanted most, but when it comes to life or death, I guess your priorities change"...This is the story of the secretary who worked for the Volturi in New Moon. This is Gianna's story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008
Asking for Directions reviews
Ella Chamberlain has lived with piracy since she was born. After she sees her mother murdered in front of her by the evil Captain Malachi Reynolds, she sets out on an adventure to find herself With the help of Captain Jack Sparrow, of course! .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow