Hey everyone! There's a WAR going on here!

Currently spazzing out over: THE OFFICE! OMG! SUCH A BRILLIANT SHOW! Seriously, it's THE FUNNIEST and WITTIEST thing on televison right now. It's not my ABSOLUTE favorite (gg, duh), but it's still pretty freaking amazing. It's insanely subtle, but that makes it better. It's kind of hard to get into, but once you're in, you're REALLY in. And the ships! JAM! JAM! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T ABSOLUTELY ADORE JAM IS OUT OF THEIR MIND. The. Cutest. Ship. Ever. Pretty sexy, too. John Krasinski. Oh. My. God. Dwangela's pretty freakin' hot also...

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. (cough BIZZY cough...you know I love you!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have been so obsessed with something that now because of the effects, everyone is scared of you, copy this in your profile.

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. (I actually skiied into a tree...THAT was painful!)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If after reading Twilight you have unrealistic expectations in men, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Bella was an idiot for refusing Edward's proposal in New Moon (though she accepted in Eclipse), copy and paste this in your profile.

Hi everyone! My name's Emma, and I'm a rather insane (in a good way) 16-year-old girl that happens to be a Cancer born in June, which is pretty cool. I'm an aspiring writer (about 3/4 of my writing sucks, thus the "aspiring" part) and am really enjoying where I am right now. I love watching any and all movies, and a select few TV shows, namely Gilmore Girls, The Office, and Avatar: The Last Airbender. I also love reading. I adore Jane Austen other classics. I want to go to college at Pomona, do a year abroad at Oxford, and then grad school at Cornell. Maybe. So...yeah. Kick back, relax with some chips n' salsa, and feel free to surf my page! (shout out to my real BFF, Bizzy, and my BFFs, Sam and Karli! LOVE YOU GUYS!)

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Love Actually, The Holiday, Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Raiders of the Lost Arc, Becoming Jane, Finding Neverland, Finding Nemo, Enchanted, Hairspray, Mulan, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Devil Wears Prada, She's the Man, Juno, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Absolute Favorite Ships and their songs: RHr (Accidentally in Love), Java Junkie (So Close; Why Can't I), Jam (Everything; Obviously), Bella/Edward (Hero/Heroine), Dwangela (Hanging by a Moment), Literati (Complicated; Bullseye), Kataang (Crazy for this Girl), Paire (My Hero is You), Karma (Bubbly), Williz (Out of the Blue), Suze/Jesse (The Best Thing), Micah/Molly (Hello Beautiful)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter(Big huge duh), Twilight, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Bel Canto, 1 Dead in Attic, Pride and Prejudice, A Room with a View, and To Kill a Mockingbird

Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp, John Krasinski, James McAvoy, Robert Pattinson, Milo Ventimiglia, and Ian McKellan

Favorite Actresses: Kate Winslet, Kiera Knightley, Amy Adams, and Lauren Graham

Whoo...Gilmore Girls quotes! I'm pretty much adding them as I think of them, so they won't really be in chronological order...expect lots of Java Junkie!

Lorelai: Michel, the phone.

Michel: Yes. It rings.

Lorelai: Can you answer it?

Michel: No. People are particularly stupid today, I can not talk to any more of them.

Rory: (about Lorelei) She’s 90 percent water, 10 percent caffeine.

Lorelei: This is a major crossroads situation; it’s like to perm or not to perm!

Lorelai: Okay burger boy, dance!

Luke: Will you marry me?

Lorelai: What?!

Luke: Sorry, just looking for something to shut you up.

Lorelai: A crazy evil spirit obsessed with bra size took over my body.

Rory: It happens.

Emily: You brought us used desert?!

Dean: I dunno, she seems happy.

Lorelai: She’s medicated.

Rory: And acting from a script.

Lorelai: Written by a man.

Rory: Well said, Sister Suffragette.

Lorelai: What’s an Italian’s foot doing in French wine?

Richard: Long-distance phone call.

Lorelai: God?

Richard: No, London.

Lorelai: God lives in London?

Richard: No, my mother lives in London.

Lorelai: Your mother is God?

Richard: Lorelai…

Lorelai: So God is a woman. And a relative. I’m gonna totally ask for favors.

Lorelai: I love to paint.

Luke: You love it?

Lorelai: Yes I do!

Luke: You love to paint?

Lorelai: I want to marry it.

Luke: You have strange passions.

Emily: This is not a drive-through, she is not fried chicken!

Lorelai: Oh my God, Luke has a “Luke’s!”

Lorelai: I’m just trying to remember the first time we met…it must’ve been at “Luke’s,” right?

Luke: It was at “Luke’s,” it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed. And this person…

Lorelai: Oh! Is it me? Is it me?

Luke: This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.

Lorelai: Ooh! It’s me!

Luke: I was with a customer, she interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee. So I tell her to sit down and wait her turn and she starts following me. So she starts talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what, finally I turn to her and tell her she’s being annoying, sit down, shut up, I’ll get to her when I get to her.

Lorelai: You know, I bet she took that really well because she sounds just delightful.

Luke: She asked me what my birthday was, I wouldn’t tell her, she kept talking. I gave in, I told her my birthday. Then she opened the newspaper and turned to the horoscope page. Wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.

Lorelai: God, seriously, you wrote the menu, didn’t you?

Luke: Under Scorpio she had written, “Today you will meet an annoying woman. Give her coffee and she will go away.” I gave her coffee.

Lorelai: But she didn’t go away.

Luke: She told me to hang on the horoscope, that it would give me luck one day. (pulls out his wallet)

Lorelai: (stunned) I will say anything for a cup of coffee. You kept this. You kept this in your wallet.

Luke: Eight years.

Lorelai: Eight years.

Luke: Lorelai, this thing we’re doing here, me, you, I just want you to know I’m in. I am all in.

Anna: (about Logan) He is so cute!

Rory: Yes, he is cute. But not as cute as Pushkin.

Rory: Oh, thank God, hangover food.

Lorelai: That’s my little college girl!

Emily: (after seeing Lorelai throwing a fork at Luke) Why are you throwing cutlery in a public place?

Lorelai: Because I would feel stupid doing it at home?

Lorelai: You’re like Willy Wonka, only hotter.

Luke: I am not hotter than Willy Wonka.

Lorelai: Slap on a purple hat and you’re close.

Emily: Where did your martini go?

Lorelai: To a happy place.

Rory: Go back to your dirtiness.

Lorelai: (to Luke) Fine, go ahead! Date her! Marry her! Make her Mrs.-Backwards-Baseball-Cap! Live happily ever after! See if I care!

Jess: Whatever.

Lorelai: Oh don't "whatever" me, you little jerk!

Luke: You abandoned your hamster?!

Lorelai: Look, I know it was mean, but this was a vicious hamster; this was like a dameon hamster with little beedy eyes and a big forked tail...with a cape...and a hood...bye bye, Buttercup.

Kirk: LULU CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS!!

Logan: You're special.

Rory: Special? Like...stop-eating-the-paste-special?

Luke: Are you trying to kill me?!

Jess: Nope, it'll just be a perk.

Emily: You smiled. You're pleased that the ice man looked at you like you were a porterhouse steak.

Lorelai: I'm smiling because you're crazy and that's what you do with crazy people to keep them calm!

(Jess and Luke are searching for an apartment)
Jess: Forget it!
Luke: Why? What was wrong with it?
Jess: It was pink!
Luke: We can paint it.
Jess: You mean I can paint it.
Luke: We can paint it together.
Jess: Great! Then we can hold hands and skip afterwards.

Rory: Asher Flemming died.

Marty: In bed?

Rory: No.

Marty: Damn. I lost the pool.

Luke: It's the kind of lock burglars look for.
Lorelai: Why do burglars look for that lock?
Luke: Because it's easy to break into. I proved that.
Lorelai: You proved that by...?
Luke: Breaking in through the back door.

Lorelai: Oh, but I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
Rory: You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?
Lorelai: Just a little.
Rory: How much is a little?
Lorelai: Learn Russian.

Lorelai: If I cry will it freak you out?

Luke: Totally.

Lorelai: What if I whimper?

Luke: How about you suck it up?

Luke: Very romantic.

Lorelai: Says the man who yelled "Finally" at the end of love story.

Jess: You put me in a school that says the Pledge of Allegience in six different languages, two of which, I've never heard of before!

Lorelai: Hi, we're not here. Speak, if you must

Lorelai: Hi, I'm tired, the phone's far, make it fast.

Lorelai: Hi, we're not here, we have lives, get over it.

(in an outtake from season 1)

LG: I love you.

SP: So…you come here often?

LG: Wait, I just realized I said “I love you…”

SP: I love you too.

LG: Well, I guess the show’s over!

AWESOME one-liners--

"And that was how I ended up walking around a major American airport with a carry-on full of naked barbies." ~Chris Rose

"A giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!" ~Sokka

"I've always wanted to slime you" ~Johnny Depp

"LOOK AT THAT CLEAVAGE!" ~Keira Knightley

"No, I'm not gonna twitch for your dad!" ~Josh

"Hey look, a yo-yo!" ~Drake

"It's not soap, it's a painted rock!" ~Ann (inside joke)

"It's a big, bluish-green man...with a strange looking gotee...I'm guessing that's significant! (hugs the statue) ~Riley

"Check it out! It twirls!" ~Kelly from fanfic "Caribbean Life"

"Elves are cool, man" ~Orlando Bloom

"(screams) OMG! WTF! My toes are purple!" ~Me

"I like K!" ~Ella

"Look! A half painted leaf! Do you think it's toxic?" ~Sofia

"So, am I going out with a guy Giraffe now?" ~Charlie (my brother)

"What boat?" ~my mom

"Bizzy doesn't have an accent!" ~Ty

"I'm a beautiful mermaid" ~My guy P.E. coach

"(While we were talking about Rufus TNMR) Did he have a blue arrow on his head?" ~Mark, Ty and Rob's little brother

"Thomas Jefferson was evil!" ~Me and Bizzy

"Ha ha...IDIOT!" ~Jen (my older cousin, age 17)

"Come on, y'all, pencils have mystical powers!" ~James

"I like to call this the story of when Peter Rabbit met Charles Darwin" ~My Bio teacher...random much!

"P is for pneumonia!" ~Katherine

"Got Harry? We do...OH!" ~Cami

"Hey look! Fish!" ~Ron from Kim Possible

"Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?" ~Hermione (portrayed by Emma Watson)

"Dogs have cleaner tongues than people!" ~Arwin from TSL (I nearly died from laughing when I saw that)

"I have my candy cane...my pencil...and my straight edge. I'm going to be okay!" ~Adelaide, before the geometry exam

"IT ISN'T THE STORK, IT ISN'T THE STORK, IT ISN'T THE STORK AT ALL!" ~Dauntless in "Mattress"

"Ladies, will you please shut it! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Yes, of course it makes you look fat! I've never been to Brussels. It's pronounced, ee-gree-jus. No, I've never actually met Pizzaro but I love his pies!" ~Captain Jack Sparrow

"And then Trelawney will say, 'But why is the sherry gone?'" ~Eric from MuggleCast

"YOU PEOPLE ARE CORRUPT!" ~My civics teacher

"Okay...so in our proof of the Pythagorean Theorem, we have spent seventeen steps proving that the small quadrilateral is a square. Now here's the big question...WHY DO WE CARE!" ~My geometry teacher

"I was never a Disney Princess!" ~Daniel Radcliffe

"Because I'm worth it" ~Emma Watson, age eleven

"(watching Pride and Prejudice) She's sitting under that tree because she feels cranky and pubescent today, and she doesn't know why!" ~Bizzy's little brother

"(after the HILARIOUS rental car story) And this is why we did not go on tour with MuggleCast" ~Melissa on the Leaky Mug

"Angst...angst...angst" ~Harry on Potter Puppet Pals

"WHO DAT! WHO DAT! WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS? WHO DAT!" ~Everyone cool in NOLA (apparently the Colts...lol)

"You like a guy who's two years younger than you, and I like a guy who lives 1,000 miles away. Clearly we both have issues there" ~My friend Liah in an AIM conversations

"Some of you said for your reason that the Renaissance began in Italy instead of England because Italy was near the ocean. Have you LOOKED at England!" ~AP Euro Teacher

"Goats and politics, that's what I cheered for" Micah from Mugglecast

"Fall down again, Bella?" ~Emmett Cullen

"Look after my heart -I've left it with you" ~Edward Cullen

"Did you seriously just stomp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV" ~Jacob Black

"YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!?" ~Bella Swan

"Wow, it's expensive to rot your insides" ~Lorelai Gilmore

"Should I swoon now?" ~Gemma Doyle

"(about her weird mouth sore) It's like an STD! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" ~Michelle

"CHEMISTRY IS NOT GAY!" ~Chemistry teacher

"Hello, Emporer Penguin!" ~English teacher

"How strongly opposed are to to Grand-Theft Auto?" ~Alice Cullen

"And there's a sundeck! So we can sun!" ~BFF's mom

"It's like candy...with blood...which is SO much better!" ~Christina on Grey's Anatomy

"My toenails are painted red, which is a happy, happy toenail color, it says, "Hallooooo! My toes are your friends! (No, I haven't gotten much sleep at all. Why do you ask?" ~Libba Bray on her livejournal

"Bring on the imperialist condements" ~Rory Gilmore

"We screw boys like whores drinking tequila" ~Meredith Grey

"Mr. Chibbles wants tea!" ~Sara

"The whole town should be medicated" ~Luke Danes

"Pay very serious academic attention to Pirates of the Caribbean!" ~Creative Writing teacher at Oxford

"My name is Hedwig. You thought I was dead. You were wrong." ~J.K. Rowling

"INDY-D!" ~Alexandra

"What am I supposed to say? Hi, I'm your daughter and I can re-grow my kidney?!" ~Claire Bennett

"The only people who put the commas outside of the quotations are the British, and we don't like them because they imposed the Stamp Tax on us" ~AP US History teacher

"And the thing that’s really funny here is, who in the world deserves to go to Harvard more than me? Have you seen how hard I’ve worked over these past four years? I mean, can anyone here believe that I’m not going to Harvard? I can’t. I’m not going to Harvard. I am not going to Harvard. I had sex, but I’m not going to Harvard!" ~Paris Gellar

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So there you go(if you read all of it, sry bout the length)! That's called Emma Style, learn it! I am disinclined to aquiesce any requests(kidding). Remember that soon we must all face the choice between what is right, and what is easy. Believe in the magic of a young girl's soul, believe in the magic of a rock and roll, believe in the magic that can set you free. Talk to Y'all later!