Things-One-and-Twohide bio
Author has written 9 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Pride and Prejudice, and Harry Potter. Brief History of Things-One-and-Two: This account was first created by me, MJ, to post an idea of mine after my dear cousin Lizzy showed it to me. I started this account when I was in the seventh grade. Lizzy was in eighth. My idea soon blossomed into "Not Everything is Always What It Seems" or whatever our uber-long title is. I had visited Lizzy in South Dakota and showed her my story. We've been writing it together ever since. Now, our lovely account has seen great successes, and terrible failures, but it's still up here. I was asked to clean it out and thought--the hell with it, why not just post exactly what's going on? Stories Still Running: Polluting the Shades of Pemberley:Basically a sequel to Pride and Prejudice starting at their wedding and continuing on. It doesn't focus exclusively on Darcy and Lizzy and deals with many of the other characters as well. I plan on seeing this one to the end, so no worries. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Devil's Riddle-- Is there really still a following for this story? I think by my not updating that I've lost a bunch of people's interest, but I do like it a lot, so perhaps I'll finish it. Completed Stories:Laughing in the Faces of Danger. Hmmph. It figures that Lizzy would finish a story first. To my credit, it was a one-shot. Whispered Secrets of a September Night: It's this cute little one-shot I wrote in answer to a challenge from Why We Could Never Marry: Eh. Not my best work, but it's a ironic little one-shot written before Deathly Hallows, so no spoilers. ONE DAY AT A TIME: Ah. This was probably one of my biggest accomplishments, because it's the only freaking chaptered fanfiction that I've been able to finish[Don't forget to check out the sequel! Abandoned Stories: Nobody's Damn Diary-- Ugh. Nightmare of what my writing used to be like. It's being deleted, if anyone cares... Random Notes: When Lizzy gets her internet back, she will talk in italics. Guess what? I'm back. Lovely job MJ. You didn't butcher the title, by the way... |
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Mr Bennet's Daughter by Lady Susan reviews
Sequel to Childhood Impressions. Misunderstandings sunder the childhood friendship of Darcy and Elizabeth. Now an independent young woman, Lizzy must work to regain her old friend – who has become the cold-hearted master of Pemberley. Meanwhile, Georgiana falls in love with her piano master and Jane falls in love with Bingley.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,446 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
London Calling by williz reviews
Modern WillElizabeth and AU. Will and Elizabeth are lovers in modern London. This documents their relationship and mixes in some good, old fashioned humor. Kick back and enjoy with some sparkling cider!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,652 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
Philologus by PPVV reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Childhood Impressions by Lady Susan reviews
The final chapter! Lizzy and Darcy meet as children...cementing a deep friendship that will carry them through the years.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,945 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Revolutions of the Heart by lateBloomer04 reviews
COMPLETE! Hist AU postCotBP Elizabeth and Will were engaged but due to a cruel twist of fate, they were separated. 7 years later, amid the backdrop of the Revolutionary War, fate gives them another chance at love. But are they brave enough to take it?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,351 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Ambiguous Allegiance by williz reviews
AU A lone man was found one stormy night, washed up on the Port Royal shore behind Governor Weatherby Swann’s manor. The appearance of a pirate captain will change the lives of all citizens of Port Royal, especially the lonely stranger.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,830 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
You Were Meant For Me by williz reviews
The biggest and most complex adventure on is still here! Romance, adventure, action, and comedy! Read at your will. WillElizabeth! COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,239 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Back to the Black Pearl by Jomel10 reviews
Chapter 15 now up! Two years after COTBP, Will and Elizabeth are engaged and haven't seen Jack since he escaped. One day, they get a message that he needs their help. They set off, unaware this adventure will be more exciting then the last. Warning: Viole
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,502 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 2/1/2004
Unplanned Pregnancies by jankmusic reviews
Hogwarts has seen Werewolves to Goblins. From Goblins to Muggleborn Witches and Wizards. From Muggleborn Witches and Wizards to half and half. But when a prank is played, can it handle the outcome? Two Pregnant Teenage Wizards and Witch? MPREG...Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,599 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Casus belli by Marauder Angel reviews
Harry makes a wish, and wakes up in a world where Voldemort never went bad. How different is this world to the one Harry's just left? Surprises ahead! 7th year RHr HG Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,549 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Daughter by Pantz reviews
[One Shot] "You know he was someone special because she never brought one of her boyfriends home before."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Pirate's Life and Death by Ecri reviews
Part 21! COMPLETE! The Final Battle for Will Turner. Who will live? Who will die?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
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Polluting the Shades of Pemberley reviews
Lizzy and Mr. Darcy enter into the realm of matrimony and a new life at Pemberley with a friendly sister and eventually children! Includes all the characters we love and hate. Sequel to P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,096 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/8/2005
What One Must do For Love reviews
[Sequel to One Day at a Time] It's been four long, hard months since Will Turner gained his freedom from the Flying Dutchman. But when Calypso is not prepared to let him go so easily, how is the Turner family supposed to cope with their newest threat?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
One Day at a Time reviews
This is a look at one day a year in the ten years Will and Elizabeth are apart, from Elizabeth's point of view. The chapters are full of Elizabeth and her son fluff. [Epilogue: We'll just take everything one day at a time. COMPLETE!]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,568 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Devil's Riddle reviews
Eyes of the road, knees of the trees... It sounded like a whole mess of words to Elizabeth, but the Devil's riddle holds the key to finally reuniting her with her then fiancee, William Turner. If only he still loved her... WE POSTDMC!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,957 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006
Whispered Secrets of a September Night reviews
In Answer to a Challenge: The night before Elizabeth returns to her lessons, and Will to his work, they decide to do something... big before they grow apart. A bottle of rum opens up old wounds, and welcomes a new relationship... WE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Why We Could Never Marry reviews
...And It's Not Because I don't Love You. RonHermione final battle fiction. Ron reveals to Hermione why they could never get married, only to realize that it was all just a large misunderstanding. Rating for Language and Violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Way the Wind Blows reviews
My Version of PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Only, what if Will was the Governess's son, and Elizabeth, his maid? A tale of two lovers that fate brought together, but social prejudices kept them apart. WillxLiz
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,455 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006
Laughing in the Faces of Danger reviews
Lily and James oneshot. 7th year after a Quidditch match with some realizations. By Thing Two
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not Everything is Always as it Seems reviews
Josie and Victoria, Will and ELizabeth's twin daughters, are complete opposites. Josie is a total tomboy and Victoria is the perfect wife for an officer. What will happen when they face their parents' largest secret?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,493 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
