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 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. you can find me at tumblr: the-phony-pony . tumblr . com (I really am not surprised that FFN still doesn't allow outside links. LAME.) I write for Harry Potter, Marvel Cinematic Universe, and a smattering of other YA series after I finish reading them. I teach middle school English, refuse to accept the 3DS is a dying handheld, and try to learn too many things at once. I accept writing prompts at my tumblr and encourage lots of audience participation. |
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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 198 - Words: 416,195 - Reviews: 20422 - Favs: 4,735 - Follows: 6,269 - Updated: 15h - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 139 - Words: 1,100,738 - Reviews: 15176 - Favs: 13,992 - Follows: 15,824 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Bleach: The Second Cut by MarchLochnessMarch reviews
A thorough revision of Tite Kubo's BLEACH. Begins as an outline of small differences for the first two sagas, only to gradually become a full-blown rewrite of the remaining story. This revision aims to punch up the series' pace, make the plotting more cohesive, and to feature spectacular battle sequences.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 6/21
Anger Into Something Like Forgiveness by Rasiaa reviews
One hundred years, and they both tell a very different story. - Shunsui and Lisa -
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4 - Shunsui K., Nanao I., Lisa Y., Rōjūrō O./Rose - Complete
Arx Domus Nigrae by MaryRoyale reviews
There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,685 - Reviews: 4299 - Favs: 6,797 - Follows: 9,182 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B., Cygnus B.
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8410 - Favs: 11,326 - Follows: 15,451 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
The Minister's Secret by Canimal reviews
(Complete) The love of the Minister's life disappeared just before the end of the First Wizarding War. When he finds her again, he can hardly trust his sanity. His first action as the new Minister for Magic is to break at least a dozen international laws to bring her home. Hermione soon finds herself in the early 70s surrounded by future followers of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 108 - Words: 713,637 - Reviews: 6929 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 2/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Kingsley S.] Aberforth D., Antonin D. - Complete
The Cactus and the Toad by mirrormarie reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Neville Longbottom and Severus Snape find themselves in the uncomfortable position of working together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,700 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 10,070 - Follows: 11,064 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Iron Lady by mugglesftw reviews
Even muggles notice thousands dead, and Margaret Thatcher had the help of one Sergeant Prewett of Her Majesty's Special Air Service. Harry Potter is taken in by a loving family, and raised to become the hero of both worlds. Even as he enters Hogwarts looking for friends, he is confronted by the darkness in the wizarding world. Now complete! Sequel: Nymphadora Tonks: The Last Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 220,514 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Bullseye by Ohyeah100 reviews
Astoria Greengrass's war was never black and white. Sometimes you can make them love you, but you can't ever make them fear you. Political drama and Slytherin hijinks abound. Draco/Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 598,719 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/7/2017 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] Theodore N.
Prodigal Witch by MissFantastic reviews
Hermione Granger returns to England after years away. Things have changed back home, but so has she; though Hermione doesn't know just how much. No one ever said change was easy and in her case it is downright dangerous, but she wouldn't be alone. Not only do drastic changes affect Hermione's life and magic, but she will also end up bound for life to another. Hermione/Multiples
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,788 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 5,507 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11724 - Favs: 14,616 - Follows: 10,556 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6450 - Favs: 12,620 - Follows: 8,491 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Butterfly Effect by Brennus reviews
Minor events can have repercussions far beyond their size and importance. When one of these minor events occurs to a ten year-old Harry Potter he finds his world turned upside-down and it starts him down a very different path than the one he expected to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,741 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4330 - Favs: 8,582 - Follows: 3,819 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Skeletons in the Closet by Fading into the background reviews
No one can run from their past forever. What will happen when Nanao's past comes back to haunt her? Will her Taicho be the one to stay at her side or will everything unravel?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 201,058 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5444 - Favs: 6,324 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Wand Shop reviews
"First Year students will need to purchase a wand. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry recommends Ollivanders: Makers of Fine Wands since 382 BC as Hogwarts students will receive a small discount for their patronage. Should you have any questions, please owl Deputy Headmaster Neville Longbottom with haste." Post-Hogwarts, slightly epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2019 - Harry P., Luna L., G. Ollivander - Complete
