Bartholemeowhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, StarTrek: The Next Generation, RWBY, Harry Potter, Destiny, and Final Fantasy XV. In honor of my cat. May he rest in peace. Hello, I'm Bartholemeow, avid writer, film enthusiast, and professional boy scout. With the amount of time on my hands now, I've been writing a backlog of Fanfiction to post at an unspecified time in the future. So, to bide the time, I'm updating my, somewhat Cringey old profile. Personal Mission Statement: I, Bartholemeow the first, swear to improve my writing skills, and my grasp of characters as I continue to write fanfiction. It is my sincerest hope, that I will entertain all who read my fanfiction. And to listen to any and all criticism of my work. About me: Favorite movie quote: "That's what we are trying to find out! We are trying to find out who killed him, And Where, and with what!"-"There's no need to Shout."- "I'm not shouting!... Alright, I am, I'm Shouting! I Shouting!!, I'm Shou-*Clunk*"-Wadsworth(Clue: The movie.) Favorite movie: 1917 Favorite Tv-show: Hogan's Heroes. Worst fear: Spiders. Career aspirations: Future director of the chronicles of Prydain movie adaption. Favorite book: The chronicles of Prydain-Book 4 Taran Wanderer Favorite fictional character. Ever. of all time: Taran of Caer Dalben Close second: Fflewddur Fflam Jeffey |
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The Avenging Spider by Sierra-021 reviews
Two years after Age of Ultron, Spider-Man was asked by Stark to join the Avengers. Having always wanted to be like his idols, Peter Parker accepted...only to find most members of the team aren't comfortable with the idea of a teenager risking his life to be a hero. Even so, this doesn't stop Peter from continuing to fight for the little guys.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 67 - Words: 252,607 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Black Widow/Natasha R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch
Pit Stop by Konstantinsen reviews
The Courier just wants a break from babysitting four teenaged girls who clearly do not belong in the Wasteland.
Crossover - Fallout & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,404 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Courier, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Unexpected by Radiklement reviews
Noctis meets Luna by the side of the road. She's got bad news from the capital, but she's also heavily wounded. The young couple turned fugitives must evade the empire advances and protect Lucis. But Lunafreya isn't sure her place is with Noctis right now. If she couldn't save the father, can she guide the son? Noctis only care about keeping her safe. And proving himself to Eos.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 95 - Words: 693,594 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 12/13/2016 - [Noctis Lucis Caelum, Lunafreya Nox Fleuret] [Aranea H., Ignis Scientia]
War Never Ends by Kirbilius Clausius reviews
The Sole Survivor unifies the wasteland under the banner of the Commonwealth until a Lone Wanderer stands in her way. Peace was never in the cards, no matter how hard we bluff. In need of a beta.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 143 - Words: 197,146 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Lone Wanderer, Sole Survivor
Protect Morgan by Blackwolfhunting reviews
Endgame Spoilers! Don't read if you haven't seen. Peter has lost enough in his life and refuses to allow Morgan on that list as well, so he'll do anything to help her no matter where or when. Or the five times Peter helped Morgan Stark and the one time she helped him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,681 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Every Gamer's Dream - or Nightmare! by Jeffrey Finn reviews
Awakening in his favorite game, Loki must use his knowledge of The Elder Scrolls and Tamriel to stay alive and try to get home.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,961 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 1/5/2019 - Ralof, Hadvar, Delphine
LOVEchr by CrimsonA377 reviews
Even with all she did, Monika didn't deserve that ending. None of them did. So when the chance presents itself to right the wrongs and change their fates, as well as fall for the one who could never be loved, I don't hesitate. R&R's appreciated. I do not own Doki Doki Literature Club or it's characters, all rights go to their respective owners.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,510 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [OC, Monika] Sayori, Yuri - Complete
The Paths Intertwined: Act I by TheCivilizedCaveman reviews
Year 201, 4E: The frozen province of Skyrim becomes a place where the paths of four different individuals cross: a young Imperial aiming to start a new life, a Wood elf wandering across Tamriel since a tragedy struck her home, a veteran Legionnaire with a burning hatred of the Aldmeri Dominion and a Nightwalker that rebelled against her creator. More detailed summary inside.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 311,943 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,456 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 5,377 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
After The Fall by Hexalys reviews
For every scenario, there's more than one outcome. Arcee did not escape MECH as quickly, meaning June doesn't survive her encounter with Airachnid. Silas, after seeing a spark firsthand, implements a new approach to Project CHIMERA, and through MECH, Jack is changed in ways no one thought possible. The result? War between the Autobots and Decepticons will never be the same.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,241 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 10/28/2011 - [Jack D., Arcee] Optimus Prime, Megatron
Currant by Imyoshi reviews
Zwei, Remnant's number one corgi, treasured his lovable owner. Ruby Rose was brave, kind-hearted, lonely. She always watched her pack pairing off but never had a playmate of her own. Human mating was a fickle topic. Too much tiptoeing, not enough paw shaking and tummy rubs. Taking his leash into his stubby paws, he roped one clueless Jaune Arc into his matchmaking prowess. Ruff!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 215 - Published: 7/8/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Zwei - Complete
A Family Malady by A.D. Williams reviews
The consensus is in and Noctis must unfortunately agree with it: his father may very well be a few fries short of a Happy Meal. And yet, Noctis can never be too upset with him; time is short for a Caelum, after all. Caught between his father's zany situations and preparing himself to one day be king, he can only wonder how the Lucian monarchy has lasted this long!
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,501 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 4/19/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Regis Lucis Caelum CXIII - Complete
The Scent of Romance by cdghuntermco reviews
Faunus don't mature quite the same way humans do. Many develop more animal like traits throughout their lives, but not entirely without consequence. Blake finds herself in trouble when her sense of smell becomes hyper sensitive, and every aroma in the air is capable of bringing her to her knees. But salvation comes in the last form she ever expected: Jaune Arc.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 740 - Published: 4/7/2019 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Ending the War by concrete flour reviews
My version of how the war could have gone.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 10/28/2017
Sins of the Fathers by geekymoviemom reviews
Tony Stark would never describe his relationship with his father as anything other than difficult. So what would possess him to agree to become the guardian of some random kid from Queens? Peter Parker lost his parents when he was barely old enough to remember them. But when tragedy strikes again during the Stark Expo, it's none other than Iron Man, his hero, who rescues him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 319,129 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 1/14/2019 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5574 - Favs: 7,591 - Follows: 5,788 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Mage by AudaciousAuthoress reviews
A naïve and restless young Breton by the name of Helvia leaves her family's comfortable farmstead in High Rock to seek out the College of Winterhold, hoping to see the world and make a couple of friends while she's at it. She knows it will be a long and difficult journey, but she's far from prepared for the dangers that she'll be facing on the way there. (Summary will change.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Breton
The Ghost's Fascinating Enterprise by Hakluyt reviews
The Ghost, in battle with the Empire's Mining Guild, are flung through a tear in space to a place where the Guild is using slave labour to mine a powerful new element. Their only hope is to join forces with the crew of the starship Enterprise, to save innocent lives and get back home.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Spock, Uhura, Kanan J., Hera S.
The Games We Play - By Ryuugi by Chuggapyro reviews
THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 240 - Words: 1,056,005 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Adam T., Ozpin, Jaune A., Raven B. - Complete
Of Another D'Arc by KSLCross reviews
Jaune's a normal guy, if his older brother wasn't a professor hell bent on making his life hell, if he didn't stumble across grim-reaper wannabe red riding hoods weapon fetishest, if he didn't find himself forcibly pressed into Beacon Academy by said brother, and if he wasn't raised in the countryside. [Discontinued] Currently being rewritten as "The Gamer's Arc"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,153 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Ozpin, Jaune A.
It Was Just An Accident! by College Fool reviews
Jaune tells Ren his side of the story of how a small accident with Ruby nearly led to an untimely death, and did lead to jumping out of perfectly good bullheads, shopping, and getting blown halfway across the harbor after being taken hostage by terrorists. And yet somehow he still doesn't realize the obvious. (One shot.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 275 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Jaune A., L. Ren, Team RWBY, Team CFVY - Complete
One Day They'll Understand by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,850 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] L. Ren - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,816 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Emperor of Zero by Nietzchian reviews
When a former French Emperor is summoned by a pink-haired girl, the history of Helgekinia is forever changed.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 275,058 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Louise
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5635 - Favs: 6,357 - Follows: 6,880 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Texas Glasses by Itowataame
Dang nabbit! If Dad didn't stop taking her glasses she was going to become her own country again! Frick him…A short one-shot involving a daily event in the life of Texas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - America - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 338 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An American Muggle in Hogwart's Court by AaronEvans reviews
Another fifth year story. A muggle from America is called to Hogwarts to teach Muggle Studies. This is a
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,200 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Complete
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How Season Of the Worthy Should Have Begun
The hero of the Red war had plenty of time to herself between campaigns. She had even prepared for future events, which may threaten to undo her hard work. Such as the Cabal using the almighty to destroy the last city. A shame no-one asked the first guardian ever to board the almighty how she planned to stop its fall, but Zavala and Ana Bray were too stubborn to ask her for advice.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18
Hope for the future reviews
Dodge Hatchback, is a Guardian and an American Civil War II veteran. After a surprise attack, from remnants of the New-U, Dodge is thrown out of his reality and into the world of Eos. He and his ghost, Sagira, must find their purpose here. [Expect next chapter in august, I'm having trouble with Grammarly premium. the bright side is I might ad multiple chapters at once.]
Crossover - Destiny & Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 7/16/2019 - OC, Sagira
HFTF Grimoire Series
A side series for my Hope for the Future Fanfiction. These first chapters are original work, but eventually, there will be elements of Destin and Final Fantasy Fifteen. There is no real plot or storyline other than the tidbits of user data. If you are into the Grimoire cards from Destiny, these are sort of like them, but I do recommend reading the main fanfiction.
Crossover - Destiny & Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Published: 8/4/2019
A Texan In King's Cross station reviews
Ever wonder what would have happened if an American bumped into a young Harry Potter looking for Station Nine and three quarters? No? Well too bad, I already wrote this. A/n I do not own Harry Potter, I'm just a wannabe Fanfic writer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2018
How Volume Three Should Have Ended reviews
A simple One-shot, HISHE style fanfic. What if Glynda was competent? What if OObleck had a secret Weapon? What if Jaune had a super dad? That and nothing else will be partially answered in this fanfic. I DO NOT OWN RWBY... do any of us really have to say that? Oh well.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2018
Fifty ways to expire on remnant reviews
I looked it up, there wasn't any fanfics like this that I could find, so I decided to write One of My Own! PS: I do not own RWBY, all of its characters in this parody are not mine and are owned by Rooster Teeth.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2018
USS Juniper reviews
Join the characters from RWBY in a new take on the final frontier staring Jaune as the new captain of starship Juniper, Their on-going mission to protect the federation, to seek out forgotten worlds, to boldly fight those who would harm the innocent. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 9/20/2017
Dont touch It reviews
When an idiot decides to hit a lever on a pedestal in a cave, all hell breaks loose. This is my first fan-fic.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Complete
