This author has been known to bite. You have been warned.

Name: Robert

Age: 150

Gender: Androgynous

Height: 10"

Weight: 150lbs

Hi! There isn't a whole lot that's interesting about me and, as you can see, I'm not about to tell any of you anything personal XD So just know me as my username for the time being or the name above! But I would love to get to know my readers (what they will be willing to share), so if we're alike why don't you tell me?

Anime/Manga/Cartoon: Mantantei Loki Ragnarok, Inuyasha, Naruto, Code Lyoko, Teen Titans, X-Men Evolution, (Demashitaa!) Powerpuff Girls Z, Wolf's Rain, Ben 10, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Digimon (1st-2nd, 4th seasons only), Pokemon (original), Danny Phantom, Detective Conan/Cased Closed, South Park, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Ouran High School Host Club, FullMetal Alchemist, Static Shock, Kids Next Door, Rocket Power, Soul Eater, Tokyo Mew Mew

Books: The Immortal series, The Circle of Magic series, The Circle Opens series, The Maximum Ride series, The Artemis Fowl series, Melting Stones, The Will of the Empress, The Warriors series, The Harry Potter series, The Cirque Du Freak series, The Chronicles of Narnia series

Movies: Kunfu Panda, Finding Nemo, 101 Dalmatians, Homeward Bound, The Lion King, The Incredibles, Wall-E, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Stay Alive, Escape to Witch Mountain, Race to Witch Mountain, Bolt, Madagascar

TV Shows: The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet Nelson, That 70's Show, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, America's Best Dance Crew, America's Next Top Model, CSI (Las Vegas ONLY), House, iCarly, Glee

Games: Final Fantasy X/X2/XII, Kingdom Hearts I/II, Silent Hill

Now you will get to find out just which pairings I like to see XD

Matantei Loki Ragnarok: HeimdallxLoki / NarukamixLoki / FreyaxLoki

Inuyasha: KohakuxRin / MirokuxSango / InuyashaxKagome / NarakuxKikyo / SesshomaruxRin / SesshomaruxKagura

Code Lyoko: UlrichxOdd / JeremyxAelita / UlrichxYumi / OddxSissy

Naruto: KankurouxKiba / ShinoxKiba / SasukexSakura / NarutoxHinata / LeexGaara / NejixGaara / NarutoxGaara / SasukexGaara / ChoujixIno / ShikamaruxTemari

Teen Titans: RobinxBeastboy / BeastboyxRaven / CyborgxBumblebee / KidFlashxJinx / RobinxStarfire

Powerpuff Girls/Z: AcexSnake / ButchxButtercup / BrickxBlossom / BoomerxBubbles

Wolf's Rain: TsumexToboe / HigexBlue / KibaxCheza

Ben 10: KevinxBen

Avatar: The Last Airbender: ZukoxAang / SokkaxSukki / SokkaxYue

Digimon: TaixIzzy / DavisxTK / TakuyaxTommy / JPxTommy

Pokemon: GaryxAsh

Danny Phantom: DashxDanny / VladxDanny

South Park: StanxKyle / CartmanxKyle / CraigxKyle / DamienxKyle

Yu-Gi-Oh/GX: YamixYugi / JoeyxYugi / JadenxCyrus

Ed Edd n' Eddy: EddyxEdd / KevinxEdd

Ouran High School Host Club: HikaruxKaoru / TamakixHaruhi / HikaruxHaruhi / MorixHunny

FullMetal Alchemist: RoyxEd / EnvyxEd

Static Shock: VirgilxRichie / HotstreakxRichie / EbonxRichie

Kids Next Door: NigelxWallabee (1x4) / WallabeexKuki (4x3) / HoagiexAbigail (2x5)

Rocket Power: OttoxTwister

Soul Eater: SoulxMaka / SoulxBlack Star / Black StarxTsubaki / SoulxDeath the Kid / MakaxCrona

Tokyo Mew Mew: PuddingxTaruto / MasayaxIchigo / PaixLettuce / RyouxLettuce / KisshuxMint / PaixZakuro / RyouxZakuro

Maximum Ride: FangxIggy

Artemis Fowl: ButlerxArtemis

Harry Potter: HarryxDraco / AlxScorpius

Cirque Du Freak: CrepsleyxDarren / StevexDarren / DarrenxEvraVon

Chronicles of Narnia: PeterxEdmund / CaspianxEdmund

Stay Alive: PhineusxSwink

Escape to Witch Mountain: XanderxDanny / XanderxAnna

Suite Life of Zack and Cody: ZackxCody

CSI: NickxGreg / HodgesxGreg / WarrickxGreg

Glee: PuckxKurt / SantanaxBrittany / ArtiexTina / MattxMercedes / FinnxRachel / MikexKurt / FinnxKurt / PuckxKurtxFinn

Kingdom Hearts I/II: RikuxSora / SoraxRoxas / AxelxRoxas

Durarara!!: ShizuoxIzaya

And there you have it! My favorite pairings!! Any stories with these pairings will make me happier than you can even begin to imagine!!

Oh, and don't tell me that some of those pairings are wrong, or whatever because, honestly, I. Don't. Give. A. Freak!

Opinions:

Alright, so I've decided that I'm going to explain my views to you strange people, so that you understand why I like certain pairings as stated above. Alright-Pedophilia: I honestly don't see a problem with this in real life. Seriously. Call me gross, sick, twisted, whatever you want, I won't care. Honestly, if the two people understand what they're doing and they honestly, truly believe that they love each other (despite the age gap), then I don't have a problem with it. So long as the minor isn't too young. Like, if they're in their mid to late teens then that's one thing, but if they're, like, not even a teen then, like, no. I have my limits. Incest: much like pedophilia, I can't see a problem with it. I mean, I find it strange because I can't see me loving my own sister in that way, but if two siblings honestly have romantic feelings toward each other, I can't see the problem. Their children may not be in perfect health, but that's their fault for not adopting instead. Homosexuality: I know many people who are gay, or at least bi. Truly, I find that if people don't like their sexuality, they can get over their selves. You don't like to look at it? Then why are you staring?! Seriously people, it's not that hard to just look away! Tune them out if you don't like them, but don't glare at them like it's their fault the world is dying as we know it! As one person said in their signature on DA: gay men = more single women = better odds for straight men = everybody wins!

Now, I would like to point something out that I think you all should know: RAPE IS WRONG! Yes, I'm alright with pedophiles, but only if they are actually in love with the child, don't force the child into anything, and the child loves them back ("child" being someone old enough to know what they're doing). But if a person rapes another person - whether a child, an adult, whatever - it's wrong! And yet... I read stories about rape, I have written stories about rape (that will never be put up here mind you... for the time being. I'm too modest to actually post them XD)... I wonder why I'm such a messed up person... Ah well! I honestly don't care what you people think about me, I just felt the need to explain why I like the pairings that I do. Oh, and also people, THE CHARACTERS ARE FICTIONAL!! So it honestly doesn't matter what I do with them! I could throw them into a boiling vat of chicken soup for all I cared! But since they're not real, why does it matter if I pair up two guys together, or a teenager and an adult? Lets just leave it at this: don't get onto me about my views, and I won't send a smarmy reply back telling you to do something anatomically impossible to yourself. Everybody wins!

Quotes:

"Are you patronizing me?" "No, I'm insulting you." -Monk (TV show)

"Love is just like a rose, it's thorns are painful, but it's oh so beautiful." -Me

"Don't shoot at it, you'll just piss it off!" -Scarecrow (movie)

"(says something along the effects of having a third leg)." -Mark "Five dollar foot long!" -Me "... Oh! Ugh! My ears!" -Everyone else. (Am I the only one that thinks those Subway commercials sound so terribly wrong?)

"Seth, you gave your baby to Michael Jackson to babysit and then threw it into the Grand Canyon..." -Me "This is why we got a divorce." -Mark