A Win-Win Situation

By Topaz Talyn

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters

Chapter one

Temari was bored. She wanted to do all the things that any girl her age would do, mostly she wanted to date boys. However unlike most girls her age Temari had a small problem which prevented her from dating.

His name was Gaara and he was her little brother. However where most little brothers would annoy their older sisters by listening into private conversations and putting various disgusting items on their sisters persons, Gaara was …unique… Unlike other younger brothers Gaara had a demon trapped inside him which gave him an uncontrollable urge to kill people. As you can imagine this usually brought Temari's dates to a screeching halt.

Sure Gaara's ability and willingness to kill at nearly any opportunity had come in quite handy in the past. As a result of it neither she nor her other brother Kankurou had to learn an actual ninja skill. They had been able to stick with their random large objects while allowing Gaara to do most of the work. They could still fight, they just chose not to.

But this lack of a love life was beginning to frustrate Temari to an extreme degree. The only way she kept her anger in check was by taking it out on Kankurou. Temari sighed and lay down on her couch.

"Not only do I not have a boyfriend," she thought, "I don't even have a hot guy to lust for like those bimbos in Konoha." Suddenly Temari snapped up.

"Of course! Those Konoha morons," she thought, "They're all about the same age as Gaara. If I could set him up with one of those girls, he would leave me alone for a while. And if he kills all the girls in Konoha, then I'll have open choice to date any guy I want. It's a win-win situation."

Temari went upstairs to look for her address book in which she kept all the information on the Kunoichis of the leaf village. After she had searched for about an hour she remembered that she had thrown that book away. After the failed rescue mission of Sasuke she had exchanged phone numbers and addresses with all of the girls in Konoha, however when she had gotten home she had promptly thrown the sheet of paper with their info into the garbage. At the time she didn't really care if she ever saw any of the denizens of the leaf village again. Now she was regretting that decision. Suddenly a light bulb appeared over her head and she ran out of her house at a lightening fast pace. She didn't even remember to bring her fan.