Randomness is Me.

I shall start a pickle university. It shall have classes that consist only of pickles and pickle facts. And it shall be wonderful.

I wish I could write, but, alas, I suck. xP

My favorite pairing is Remus/Sirius. It's about all I read. All I have time to read. By the time I get finished, I have no time to read anything else. So I devote my time to it. (Yeah, that made sense.)

If anyone even cares to read a profile that isn't even somebody's that write fanfiction, then here are five random facts about me:

1. I like pickles.

2. I have random dreams about my violin teacher, his partner, and his house.

3. I am sarcasm's slave.

4. I am bisexual.

5. "All love, all ways, always."

And some wonderfulness:

"Don't we live
in the same objective world?"
a disciple once queried his guru.
"Yes," his master replied,
"but you see yourself
in the world,
and I see the world in myself.
This minor perceptual shift
makes all the difference
between freedom and bondage."
Deepak Chopra

Some people make things happen,
some watch while things happen, and some wonder
"What happened?"

But the yesterdays can’t come back, the todays are dark with clouds, and we dare not think about the tomorrows…

Life's too short... break all the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never forget anything that once made you laugh.

Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.

Dance like no one is watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like no one is listening, Live like it's heaven on earth.

You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. -Christopher Robin to Pooh (A.A. Milne)

"To fear is one thing. To let fear grab you by the tail and swing you around is another." -- Katherine Patterson

"Courage is nine-tenths context. What is courageous in one setting can be foolhardy in another and even cowardly in a third." -- Joseph Epstien

"To play it safe is not to play." -- Robert Altman

"You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him - trust me!"
~ Captain Jack Sparrow

Oh, yes, I am quite freaky in my own way—I call it personality.

"My name is Sirius and I'm delirious!" - Gary Oldman

~Never regret anything
because at one time...it was exactly
what you wanted.~

Sometimes you don't Let Go, sometimes people let go of themselves.

If there's anything we need more of in this world, it's love.

I always wanted to be an orphan. I could have been if it hadn't have been for my parents. -Gary Oldman as Joe Orton in "Prick Up Your Ears"

Poemness(woot!):

Immortal Dream, by Moi

All people are equal, whether 'normal' or not.
So why discriminate?
All love is equal, whether it be so called 'normal' or not.
Why does it matter who it is?
It's what everybody says.
At least, in public it is.
Think about this:
Why can't we live together in harmony? Be friends with who we want? ...Love who we want to love?
If a human is the same as you, a human, why do you treat them different?
This world sucks and we're not making it any better.
We need to sort out our problems, not make them worse.
You can make yourself care.
The world needs it.
You can.
Right?
We're all the same.
Aren't we?
The world is imperfect.
Isn't it?

There's a fine, fine line
between together, and not.
And there's a fine, fine line
between what you wanted,
and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want
while you're still in your prime.

There's a fine, fine line between love,
and a waste of time.
-- "There's A Fine, Fine Line " --
-- Avenue Q -- (if this is part of a song, I apologize, I just liked this)

Statements:

This may P.O. some people as they start reading it, but you need to read to the end to get what I'm really supporting here...

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...?)
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans ...

Repost this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

HRC statements:
-Always stand up for what you believe in.
-I had been a very public face on this floor and nobody knew I was gay.
-The religious right doesn't speak for all of us.
-We can't talk about values in America until we value all Americans.
-Maintain dignity in this world that would tell us who and what to be.
-We look to the future and boldly go where America has never gone before.
-We are one house, we are one people, we are one family.
-We will fight, we will organize, and eventually we will win.
-And will we change the world? You can count on it.

I you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile. I LOVE YOU REMUS!

I think that falling in love with non-existent people like characters in books or movies is perfectly normal. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile.

If you think they chose great people to play Remus and Sirius in the third movie, paste this into your profile.

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister that holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had . I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the home economics teacher that always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind'.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die jbecause two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS--