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Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, and Friends. I've decided not to post on anymore. I'm leaving my old work here, but no other chapters will be added to unfinished work. I'm now posting at under the user name _brit_chick_ if you would like to see my new work. All of my unfinished work here is staying unfinished, sorry. |
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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 4756 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Just a Theory by Vehemently Yours reviews
[DracoGinny] Professor McGonagall is taking psychology lessons through owl to earn her degree. For her final project, she has to prove a theory about love and hate to be true. Her two specimens? Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Avenging Ron by quiffed reviews
Draco resized a certain part of Ron's anatomy. Harry decided to "avenge Ron" by sneaking into the Slytherin dormitories at midnight and hexing Draco into oblivion. Didn't quite go to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Toil and Trouble by She's a Star reviews
When it is announced that there will be a Halloween Ball, James is sure that he'll finally be able to win Lily's heart. Meanwhile, Lily is sure that James is going to either land her in a mental hospital or drive her to homicide. Or possibly both.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Imaginary Romance by She's a Star reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Ginny and Harry become roommates, but are still nothing more than friends. Will things change between them, or will Ginny find romance with a certain blonde-haired former Slytherin? Decisions, decisions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,067 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Study Buddies by barbieQUE reviews
OK, you know the quote - but do you know the whole story? No? Me neither. But never fear - Chapter 3 is here! No. I am not a poet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Baby Game by The Angel of Havoc reviews
Hello, i know if you follow me you're like finally, but here's the basics for those who just begin. Four friends decide that being alone is not worth it, so, they finaly persue their loves and nick name it the Baby Game since Tonks' role is having a baby!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,285 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Fairy Clip by zehappyhooker reviews
UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Getting The Point by like a falling star reviews
“Harry, you’re worse than Ron… well, no, you’re not,” she sighed, as Ron himself came stumping into the hall splattered with mud and looking grumpy. Hermione rants about Ron not getting the point. R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers: A Love Story by The Treacle Tart reviews
*Ch. 14 uploaded* What will a wizard do for love? Apparently humiliate himself - daily. Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione alone in the country. Who thought this was a good idea? Ch. 14 - Now What? Please R&R. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lie by She's a Star reviews
'Someday, he will tell her that he loves her with his eyes closed.' (Fleur/Bill)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Tooth Fiend by Elf Princess Bloom reviews
There's a new evil in town and he's determined to find and destroy the one who 'hath bestowed upon him a most heinous and utterly bewildering crime'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Monks and Munchies by Lady Feylene reviews
Just a little bit of silliness, in which the Marauders discuss who's best suited for monkhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
The Curse of the Bad Fanfiction by bleak reality reviews
A parody of Harry Potter fanfiction - for all those who hate OC's and OOCness (was called The New Girl)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dude by Elf Princess Bloom reviews
Our loveable stars for some reason find themselves doing played out t.v. commercials. Includes Confusing!Harry, Angry!Ron Baywatch!Hermione, and some others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Snape's Walmart Adventure! by klc926 reviews
Because who doesn't go to Walmart?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Hero Gets The Girl by She's a Star reviews
‘You’re probably repulsed by now. Well, too bad. Deal with it. I didn’t ask to fall for you. You can't fight fate, you know.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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Not the Same reviews
I'm not in love with--" Remus started. "Of course you are," Tonks said, trying to smile and hold back the tears. "You admitted it when he was alive, why deny it now?" RS Post OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
How I Lost My Irish reviews
Draco stood up and said, "Grab your quills, gentlemen, because this is one you’re going to want to write in your diaries. It all started back at the very beginning of the war..."' The story of how Draco lost Ginny. But is she really gone forever? COMPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,458 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Not Exactly Mr Sensitive reviews
Ron: "Hermione use to scowl at the ditzy girls who's giggling set off her gag relex. She called them shallow and stupid and it was these comments that allowed me to sleep soundly at night. And then...Krum came into the picture." ONE-SHOT RH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Greek Tragedy reviews
In my eyes, she was beautiful--the Aphrodite of her day. But, unlike the Goddess of Love, Hermione wasn't immortal.' RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dog Star reviews
The strange thing is, I always thought Sirius would follow the lead of his star and live forever. A childish prediction obviously proved wrong by logic.' RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Silent Love reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry doesn't want to talk to anyone about it. Unfortunately, only one person understands. Slight hint at HarryGinny. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Trials and Tribulations of Being a Goody Goody reviews
“Wotcher, Drake!” Tonks said happily. “Watch—who?” Draco asked.' Draco goes to his cousin Tonks' house to change his Death Eating ways--but then Harry and Company come into the mix. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
Friendly Sex Talk reviews
ONE-SHOT LilyJames. "And, honestly Potter, the ability to make sexual innuendoes is not one of the traits I find attractive in a man!" Lily lovingly puts James in his place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up reviews
What's the best way to get a guy? According to Ginny, make him jealous, get pregnant, and reluctently leave him for someone else. HG Rating for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,163 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Sacrificing a Virgin reviews
COMPLETEWhen Ginny Weasley finds out that she's really a Riddle, her family and old life are taken away from her. The only person she can turn to is the person she hates most, her fiancé Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,811 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Excuses Excuses reviews
Just random funniness. Lets just say it all ends with Chandler getting a reality check and Phoebe trying to seduse Joey.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2003
Harry is Dumb, Throw Rocks at Him reviews
Joint fic by foags and Nicole... Harry looks in the mirror and realizes something that will change his life forever... he's ugly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2003
Under the Influence reviews
Fate, and an abusive boyfriend, draws Hermione to Draco. And she finds out that he isnt who he use to be. Literally. ***I UPDATED CH. 4 AGAIN, SOMETHING IMPORTENT WAS ADDED***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
While Harry was 'Sleeping' reviews
It's amazing how much trouble you can get your love life into in a matter of days. Ron/Hermione *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 36 - Updated: 6/25/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Therapy reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are all going to therapy. Harry admits to being a drug dealer, Hermione discovers her love for Ron, and Ron talks about EVERYTHING in his life... and i mean everything. *LAST CHAPTER* w/ Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003
Harry's Thong! reviews
Harry recieves another present that once belonged to his father. A man thong! Rating for language and mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
More Then Friends reviews
Fred, Angelina, George, Katie, Lee, and Alicia all go on a camping trip for school. One twist, they can't use magic. What will six teenagers do alone in the woods? Just about anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - George W.
Voldie's Gone Ghetto! reviews
Voldemort has become something that everyone fears; a white-ghetto-wannabe!!! He hunts down Harry to kill him. Voldie adn Ron share a few 'yo mama' snaps. Funny and short PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Voldemort
When I Think About Angels reviews
This is a songfic about Ron and Hermione (duh). Ron's mind wanders and he thinks about Hermione, and works up the nerve to kiss her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Yule Ball reviews
This is what I think really happened before Fred asked Angelina to the ball. Short and cute. Rating for language (just to be safe). PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2003 - George W.
Snape's Funeral! reviews
The dream of every student at Hogwarts has come true; Snape's dead! It's been years since graduation, and everyone has lost touch (except for the Golden trio and Ginny) But one night can change everything. Mostly D/G but some H/G R/Herm and H/Cho
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Love's Triangle reviews
Original character Maria moves to Hogwarts 6th year and becomes a Slytherin. Draco likes her, but Maria's going out with Ron. Luckily, a kiss from Draco can change everything. Who will she choose? Can she have both? D/OC and some R/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Draco M.
Hidden Love reviews
Lavender is having friend and boyfriend problems, so she confides in someone unexpected. Ron. But when she starts to develop feelings for him, he goes out with Parvati. Lots of breaking up and making up. Please REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Ron W.
Oh Virgina, No One Can Warn You reviews
A song fic about Draco breaking up with Ginny because he realizes that she is too good from him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Girl's Night! reviews
SEX! SEX! SEX!... kinda. This is a short story about Hermione, Lavender, Parvati, and Ginny having a sleepover. Boys come and they all play a little game of truth or dare. The first question, who did everyone lose their virginity too?!?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2003
Lavender's Inner Eye reviews
Everyone thinks that Lavender is just a gossip, but what they dont know is that Lavender know about things before they happen. Can she predict who is trying to kill Harry before it happens? Ron/Lavender
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Ron W.
Maidens and Dragons reviews
Ginny and Draco fall in love. (It's the typical love story of boy meets girl, boy kidnaps girl, girl takes shower with boy, and both act like they hate each other.) But when Draco decides to move to America, to get away from the Death Eaters, will Ginny g
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,759 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Seriously, I Love You reviews
Fred and Angelina are going out, and everything seems perfect. But when a mistake from Fred's past comes back to haunt him, will Angelina stay by his side?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - George W.
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