Well to start,

Gender:female

age:...why should I tell you?

Name on site: Duchess. of Discourse takes way to long to write!

Anyways, My fav shows/books/movies are:

HPP

Avatar

In the Forests of the Night and other books by that author

One Piece

Princess Bride

Naruto

Teen Titans

Winx Club

Troy

Gladiator

...and I might list more some anther time because I really don't think you want me to go on, and on, and on, and on, etc.

Fav pairings

Zuko/Katara

Robin/Raven

Kid Flash/Jinx

Draco/Hermoine

Snape/Hermoine

Snape/Lilly

Sakura/Gaara

Sakura/Kakashi

Neji/Sakura

Bella/Jacob

Bella/Carlisle

Wally/Kuki

Pairings that Bother me to no end...

Ron/Hermoine

Harry/Ginny

Draco/Pansy

Rob/Star

Cy/Jinx

Aang/Katara

15 ways to kill the time in walmart

(some will not work for small children)

1) Get 24 condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts
2)Set of all of the alarm clocks in Housewares for 5 minute intervals
3)Make a trail of tomato juice on the way to the restroom
4)walk up to am employee and say in an official tone and say ' code 3 in housewares' and see what happens
5) go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&ms on lay away
6) move a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
7) set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other shoppers that you'll invite them in if they bring you pillows from the bedding department
8) When a clerk asks if they can help you cry and say ' why cant you just leave me alone?'
9) look into a security camera;act like its mirror and pick your nose
10) while handling guns in the gun department, ask the the clerk if he knows where the anti-deppresants are
11) Dart around the store suspicously humming loudly the ' mission impossible' theme
12)in the auto department practice your 'maddona look' using different sized funnels
13) hide in a clothing rack and when people browze through, yell PICK ME PICK ME!
14) when an announcment comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal possition and scream NO NO its those voices again!
15) go into a fitting room and wait a while; then yell very loudly HEY theres no toilet paper in here!

Ways to annoy/scare people in an elevator:
1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.
8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

My two favourite ones:
#1 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
#2 When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”

Also, if you happen to read my story Heartless, I used my old pen name at the bottom of the first chapter so don't get confused.

If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated or given a "WTF?!" by others, and you're PROUD of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.