Thanks to all you guys who reviewed! I'm really sorry about not updating! I had to lock my door and type this because I am NOT stopping this story because I really do like where it's going!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL CONTAINS DISTURBING IMAGES OF A GRAPHIC NATURE, NUMEROUS MISS SPELLED WORDS, AND TOO MANY OF THE SAME ADJECTIVES USED IN CLOSE SUCCESSION. MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY PLEASE.

Chapter 4: Meet my magical Flying Unicorn/Dragon friend Glitter Guts!

As the crew continued to talk to her about fighting and stuff which lyk I totally don't lyk need to actually write. Violate put her hand up to silence everyone.

" Silence everyone! I sense a storm approaching, it is a power that is rare but not unknown in my world. We must get to the nearest port."

"Another power! How many can she have?" Sokka questioned in frustration, slamming his hand against his forehead in a vain attempt to knock himself out. All he managed to do was get a huge hand shaped bright red print on his forehead.

" Sokka, I honestly think that she can do anything. It seems that she can have as many powers as she wants. It is strange but then so is she. I mean her name is a little odd. I'm not saying it doesn't fit but…" She trailed off. "Anyway, where was I …right.

The crew was so nervous and upset. They had NEVER been in a storm before and had NO idea what to do!

" Everyone, remain calm, I shall save you. I will call upon my magical Unicorn/Dragon friend, Glitter Guts! She will help me get this ship to a port quickly. I shall also use my water bending. Everyone sit down and relax!" The crew was calmed by her magically enchanting voice and all sat down where they were to do just what she said because she knew what she was doing. She was much better at braving storms then they were and had much more experience.

" Ihor will get you all some tea while I save us." Ihor had to be snapped out of his tea-induced stupor to go make the crew their calming tea. It didn't really matter what type of tea it is because all tea is calming.

With a wave of her dainty and very soft hands she summoned Glitter Guts who appeared in a hot pink cloud.

"This girl is a sugar coated, vulgar, unfortunately walking, contradiction." Katara could barely think from the pain that the story was causing her. She could only imagine the pain that others would go through if they had to read this. Thankfully atleast the masses weren't subjected to this. " I mean she's supposed to be sweet and her name is Violate, I mean come on VIOLATE! Not to mention, she has something for EVERY problem. A creature called Glitter Guts who will save them from the storm. I wish we had someone like that while we were traveling so that we wouldn't be here in the first place!"

"Katara! You don't mean that! You can't mean that you would rather have that THING with us all the time instead of being here!" Sokka couldn't even begin to fathom what his sister had just said. They were both losing it but she was really losing it. He knew only one solution that would keep his sister sane.

"Katara," he began slowly, he couldn't believe that he was doing this. "Why don't you take a break and I read for awhile?"

"You'd do that for me Sokka?" She looked so relieved he couldn't back out now.

"Yep." He was caught of guard as the book was thrown at him.

Thank you Sokka!" Katara engulfed him in a bone-crunching hug. "You're the best brother a girl could ask for!"

And the only thing he could think as Katara held him in a death grip was 'What the Hell have I gotten myself into?'

Sorry it's so short? But I had to write something and I only have five minutes until I have to go to a swim practice. Please review

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