I kinda just realized how weird my previous profile was...

So I guess that just means new greetings are in order!

Hey guys, I’m SarniePolla! I love the colors purple and black, the anime Naruto, Japanese culture, and crazy stories about Itachi making the Konoha 12 his minions.

I hate onions, falling asleep early, and when Sasuke goes crazy evil avenger. I dislike the color brown.

I have a “mild” case of ADD, and therefore have a hard time paying attention to the stories I write. If I don’t update for a while, it’s because I got bored and moved on to a new story. Don’t worry, cause I’ll get bored of the new story and come back for the oldies but goodies!

That’s pretty much it, except that I don’t own any of the non-OC characters in any of the fanfics I write. Also, thanks to the people who put up with me and even favored and followed my stories. Many thanks to those who left me reviews, there are many great suggestions.

And if anybody reading this knows a good way for me to make a cover for my stories, please tell me. I’ve been trying to for a while now, but haven’t really been able to find a way that works for me.

Two stories I’m working on right now:

The New Uzumaki Clan-

(On Indefinite Hiatus)

I’ve got a lot of things I want to do with his story, and adding Anko is definitely one of them. I love that woman, and she’ll probably be in every single one of my stories. I’ve gotten more suggestions than I thought I would on what to do with this story (A.K.A more than one) and I’m super happy about it. If I don’t put what you asked in the story, please don’t be mad. I’ve got things that I like, and sometimes I just don’t know how to fit what it was in the story.

I’d like to apologize for not updating in as long as I have, but my well of inspiration has run dry here. I’ll try to give an update every once in a while, but I can’t promise anything.

Sasuke the Almighty Guru-

(Updates Will Not Be Regular)

If I’m being honest, I’m having a bit of trouble with this one. I have trouble on the humor front, and am much better reading it than writing it. I still like the idea of it though, and I definitely don’t plan on abandoning it anytime soon. Anko is a definite here too.

A couple of story ideas if anyone’s interested. Just be sure you ask me first so I know who’s writing it, I’d love to be able to read one of them.

Twin Dragons Rising-

Sasuke Uchiha hates Itachi, hates him with every fiber in his body. Hates him with every breathe that fills his lungs. Hates him with every second of his life. Hates him for killing his twin sister.

A world where Satsuki, Sasuke’s twin, was thought to be killed by Itachi, who also believed he killed her, but was actually taken in by Danzo for ROOT.

Sasuke is a genjutsu and stealth specialist, and is pretty angsty. He isn’t self centered, or believes himself superior to others. He’s just depressed, and is scared of letting anyone get too close and hurt him.

The Curse of Love

The night the Uchiha Clan fell left many confused and scared about what was to become of them. Civilians were scared because they had no Military Police. The shinobi were scared because their brightest prodigal star had snapped, and left them. Uchiha Sasuke was scared because of himself.

This is a world where Sasuke is part Senju on his mother’s side, and has been born with mokuton. He finds out about this the night of the Massacre, when he thinks Itachi is going to kill him. He doesn’t tell anyone, because he’s scared of what they would do if they found out. He’s got some natural talent at fuuinjutsu, being the great-great grandson of Uzumaki Mito. He doesn’t develope a sharingan at the same time he does in canon, leaving Orochimaru to believe he doesn’t have the kekkei genkai. It’s up to whoever writes this to decide if he gets the sharingan at all.