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Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Divergent Trilogy, Giver, Gone, and Avengers. Hi. I'm not quite sure what to say about myself, really, other than the fact that I like writing long and complicated AU fanfics. FictionPress Account: https://www.fictionpress.info/u/1112364/HufflepuffBanana LiveJournal Accounts: puffbanana , imabananacat Tumblr: hufflepuffbanana Boy Shadowling "Born of the strangest, he will one day lead all humans and creatures alike...Born a Shadowling, no one will know until they need to..." Teddy Lupin always wondered why he was constantly ignored, why he was invisible in the eyes of so many others—and then he discovered that it was all because of a prophecy. AU, Alive!Dumbledore, Manipulative!Dumbledore, Remus/Tonks, Teddy/OC Contradictory No one has ever heard of a selfish Abnegation, ar a dishonest Candor. So when Henry Grant is faced with a choice between the two factions, he must decide which lie he wants to live. Enough Excuses "He took a step forward and took both her hands in his. 'I can't because I love you, I really do. I just hope, that after all this time, you'll still have me.'" When Remus finally opens up a bit and admits his feelings. Remus/Tonks drabble First Snowfall The first snowfall of 1997. Life carries on, in war, whether you realize it or not. Remus/Tonks drabble Happy For Her "It's instinct, a reflex. His first thought is Natasha Romanoff and his last thought is Natasha Romanoff and all the thoughts in between are Natasha Romanoff, too." When Steve returned the Stones and brought Natasha back, he'd hoped to find a second chance with her. She found someone else to love, but she's still happy for her. Oneshot, drabble, set in MCU universe Harry Potter and the Next Generation The story of the Nex Gen's years at Hogwarts, beginning in Teddy's first year all the way up to Lily and Hugo's seventh. Canon-compliant Maybe I Do The arguments between Remus's heart and mind. Remus/Tonks Moments of Peace "She cut him off with a glance, and grabbed his tie to pull him down to her level. 'Just kiss me.'" After Dumbledore's funeral, she needs comfort and he's there for her. Remus/Tonks drabble Never a Sacrifice When Voldemort chooses Neville and kills the boy, Lily Potter decides she's had enough of this war. She, James, and Harry flee to America. But James liked Godric's Hollow better, and escapes back to Britain in search of a life he wants. And he's shocked by what he finds. AU, Remus/Lily, James/Tonks Perfect "He smiled down at the two of them—his son. His wife. Their son." Not much to say about this one. Remus/Tonks drabble. Rebel in a World Full of Rules: Charles is a troublemaker. He's broken one too many of the major rules, and now everyone's observing him. If he breaks another major rule, he'll be released. So when a member of a rebel group approaches him and asks him to join them, Charles must choose: release or rebellion? Reconiciliation "'The War's over, Voldemort is dead. We no longer have any reason to be enemies, at least not in terms of who we fought for.' I thought I saw a flicker of hope in his emerald eyes, but it was likely just my imagination." A quick Drarry drabble Return "Heb didn't know if he should knock. He wasn't sure how she'd react to his return. He did it anyway." When Remus finally realizes he's been an idiot and comes back home. Remus/Tonks drabble Running From Fate Harry can remember events before Voldemort's attack. Harry knows that he's a wizard. Harry knows that he'll, someday, be Dumbledore's little puppet. And Harry refuses to be controlled. Dark!Harry, AU, eventual HPDM slash That Potter Boy (Rewrite): Rewrite of "That Potter Boy", AU, Slytherin!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, eventual HPDM slash. Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived is sure he knows where he'll be Sorted—until, at least, the Sorting Hat decides that Potter belongs elsewhere. He must grapple with friends, enemies, and more to know where he truly belongs. The Calmer Oneshot. When Perdido Beach, California became the FAYZ, kids developed powers. There the "freaks" that everyone knew about: Sam, Caine, Lana...but one girl decided to remain hidden, keep her power a secret. She was known by those she told of her power as the Calmer. Time (Rewrite)Time-travel Marauders AU, rewrite of "Time". When Harry discovers the last remaining Time-Turner lying in Grimmauld Place, inside an envelope addressed to Harry himself, he realizes that this is an opportunity to save everybody who died in the Wars—and he's going to take it. Twelve Years Old Character poem #1: Jonas [Note for Twelve Years Old: I mentioned this poem being "character poem #1," and I did intend the whole character poem thing to be a series, but I sort of gave up on the series idea. I do, however, plan to write a few more character poems in the future.] Top 20 Favorite Quotes: 20. One small crack does not mean you are broken. It means that you were put to the test and you didn't fall apart. Linda Poindexter 19. Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. Francis of Assisi 18. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln 17. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. 16. You may kill me with your hatefulness, but still like air I'll rise. Maya Angelou 15. Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Eleanor Roosevelt 14. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. Winston Churchill 13. Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. Psalm 23:4 12. It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. Aristotle 11. You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. 10. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched—they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller 9. Believe you can and you're halfway there. Theodore Roosevelt 8. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. J.K. Rowling 7. It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. J.K. Rowling 6. I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the water to create many ripples. Mother Teresa 5. The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand 4. Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. Confucius 3. One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar. Helen Keller 2. Even trained for years as they all had been in precision of language, what words could you use which would give another the experience of sunshine? Lois Lowry, The Giver 1. Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder. Rumi (ancient poet) Ships Harry Potter: Remus/Tonks, Newt/Tina, Arthur/Molly, Draco/Harry, Ginny/Luna Avengers: Steve/Natasha, Vision/Wanda, Tony/Stephen, Tony/Pepper, Thor/Bruce, Bucky/Sam, Bucky/Natasha, Pepper/Natasha, Carol/Natasha, Maria/Natasha, Carol/Maria Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 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C0PY 4ND P45T3 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3 1F Y0U C4N R34D 7H15. Pondering Questions If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Is there another word for synonym? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens? Why are there flotation devices under airline seats instead of parachutes? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? If God sneezed, what would you say to him? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Do fish get cramps after eating? When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss and not a near hit? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? How is it possible to have a civil war? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose? How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? What's another word for thesaurus? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? What do they use to ship Styrofoam? Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet? When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? What was the best thing before sliced bread? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? OK, so what's the speed of dark? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...Coincidence? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? In synchronized swimming, if the first drowns, do the rest follow? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Shouldn't a man who invests all your money be called something other than a broker? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? If 21 is pronounced twenty-one why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one? If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" If I play a blank tape with the volume turned up, will the mime next door go nuts? Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? If all is not lost, where is it? Why are there handicap parking places in front of skating rinks? Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions? Why do you often see people ordering double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? Why is it that we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and yet leave useless junk in the garage? When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag? Instead of putting pictures of criminals in the post office, why aren't they put on stamps so postman could look for them while they deliver the mail? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's in whack? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? At ball games, why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead."? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? How much deeper would the ocean be if all the sponges didn't live there? Why does the sun darken our skin but lighten our hair? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why is it that when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor? Why does an alarm clock go "off" when it actually goes "on?" Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? Why does mineral water, which has trickled down the mountains for centuries, go out of date next year? Why are softballs so hard? Is it possible to get insurance on insurance? And if so, can you get insurance on that insurance? Who do you save when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Do you think the guy who coined the term "one-hit wonder" ever came up with any other popular phrases? Planned Stories: A Different Kind of Community All These End (Alliances and Sacrifices, Book 3) Many a Grievous Thing (Alliances and Sacrifices, Book 7) New Things and Old Things (Alliances and Sacrifices, Book 4) Save Me and Serve Me (Alliances and Sacrifices, Book 1) Thy Prophet, Thy Preacher, Thy Poet (Alliancesand Sacrifices, Book 5) Trod Upon the Stars and Sun (Alliances and Sacrifices, Book 2) Tunes of Death (Alliances and Sacrifices, Book 6) Ongoing Stories: Boy Shadowling Never a Sacrifice Running From Fate That Potter Boy (Rewrite) Time (Rewrite) Completed Stories: Enough Excuses Oneshot First Snowfall Oneshot Maybe I Do Oneshot Moments of Peace Oneshot Perfect Oneshot Reconciliation Oneshot Return Oneshot Hogwarts Quidditch Schedule (At least, the one I use in my fanfics.) Gryffindor vs. Slytherin—2nd weekend in November Hufflepuff vs. Ravenclaw—4th weekend in November Ravenclaw vs. Slytherin—4th weekend in February Gryffindor vs. Hufflepuff—2nd weekend in March Hufflepuff vs. Slytherin—2nd weekend in May Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw—4th weekend in May "Alliances and Sacrifices" Titles and Information This series that I'm titling "Alliances and Sacrifices" is a very ambitious project that I'm working on. It is a Harry Potter AU fic. It follows a girl by the name of Natasha Devlin—who has very powerful magic—through the Third Wizarding War by the means of a fuck ton of chapters, a fuck ton of original characters, and a fuck ton of original concepts. The story titles are listed below. First Year: Save Me and Serve Me The title for Book 1 comes from Swinburne's Anactoria: For these shall give me of their souls, shall give Second Year: Trod Upon the Stars and Sun The title for Book 2 comes from Swinburne's Anactoria: Who hath made all things to break them one by one, Third Year: All These End The title for Book 3 comes from Swinburne's Anactoria: Contents them, and their loves are swift and sweet, Fourth Year: New Things and Old Things The title for Book 4 comes from Swinburne's Anactoria (yes again): As a shed tear shalt thou be shed; but I— Fifth Year: Thy Prophet, Thy Preacher, Thy Poet The title for Book 5 comes from Swinburne's Dolores: Did he lie? did he laugh? does he know it, Sixth Year: Tunes of Death The title for Book 6 comes from Swinburne's Anactoria: Strain out thy soul with pangs to soft to kill, Seventh Year: Many a Grievous Thing The title for Book 7 comes from Swinburne's A Ballad of Death: Kneel down, fair Love, and fill thyself with tears, |