Waffles-r-after-mehide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Twilight, and Harry Potter. Holla. I am Waffles. I'm 14 in my freshman year of highschool. I aspire to be a novelist/scientist/movie writer/political speech writer. I procrastinate. I'm weird. I'm obsessed with Gwen Stefani. Kakashi, Edward Cullen, Kingston James McGregor Rossdale, Damien the pumpkin, and Jorje (my bullshiderman) are my invisible friends. Mess with me and my evil waffle minions will come after you. I love humor stories of any kind. My mind is perpetually in the gutter =D. I LOOOVE Twilight series, Harry Potter, and Spongebob (well...Patrick even more). LoveEdward4Lyfe, Laura is my best friend evah. I love her more than bunnies. I love to write, write, write, write, and write. I am a Spongebobsquarepants fanatic. I've seen every episode and can quote large portions of most episodes. Jack Sparrow=Major Hottness Edward Scissorhands=Even MORE hotness Bellatrix Lestrange is my favorite Harry Potter character. Helen Bonham Carter is amazing. I've touched Gwen Stefani's hand before. And I'm probably the most Obsessed Gwen Stefani fan you'll ever ever ever hear of/meet. I will get married to Kingston, her two year old son...he just doesn't know it yet. I'm special. =P I love cows. I bite anything I can (so watch your fingers). Enjoy my stories!! |
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The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Feel by Wyntermajik reviews
I cupped her face in my hands, feeling the goosebumps rise to her skin in response to my cold touch, heard her heart pick up in speed and intensity and saw the lonely look fade away into nothingness in her eyes. [EdwardxBella][Parts I to X]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Furor by Ayame Nekura reviews
There are things which can be forgotten but never erased. His mark is on her soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by ebtwisty9 reviews
It's Sleeping Beauty all over again, but the third faerie gave her gift before the evil one came. Bella is destined to die at age 16. Could Edward save her in time? ExB story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illuminati by Lilith Filth reviews
Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Surviving by Twilight713 reviews
Bella and Edward have been through everything together, but Bella starts to think that it's going to take more than love for her to stay with the overprotective Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007
At First Glance by GothMusic4Me reviews
What will happen when there is a purposal, a pregancy, an accident, and a knew thoroughbred coming to the farm? Will Ty and Amy be able to get there relationship alive?
Heartland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006
Of Potions and Vampires by rosedown reviews
Bella decides to slip Edward a potion with interesting results. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Yukai Iza by Hinata-chan-lelia reviews
A NarutoxHinata fanfiction. Warning:In the begining not much Naruto but it gets better. In the story Hiashi abuses Hinata and soon Neji starts hating her, then Hanabi. Hinata then starts to abuse herself while Kiba and Naruto try to stop her ...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,726 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Medicine for the Healing by Asphalt Love reviews
Years later Gaara as the Kazekage comes alone to seek help from Konoha, Hinata depressed with Naruto's new love, two souls brought together by fate, and torn away by... Neji. Gaahina, Nejihina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,992 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/25/2006
Shadow of Blood by Bloodclaw reviews
Tawnypelt goes to the shadowclan nursery to visit the rogueborn kits. What she finds there is the most disturbing sight shes ever seen. formerly named deathwind, grimfang, and bloodclaw
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Is this going to last by horse1lover23 reviews
This is a story that dose not go by heartland to much Amy moves to Vigina after living in New York she has meat Ty at a horse camp and they had a summer Romance now she is going to reaper in Tys life again...ok my owen idea no flammers. LOOKING FOR BETA
Heartland - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Twilight: My Version by Dewfrost reviews
A fanfic of what I think's going to happen in Twilight. Please read!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,961 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
A Matter of Accommodations by kishimoto lover reviews
As jounin ambassadors, Shikamaru and Temari have to stay at a royal palace. Only – there’s been a mixup, and the only rooms they have available is a spacious suite… with only one bed. Romantic goodness ensues. [ShikaTem M for later adult stuff]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Out Of My Mind by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
GaaSaku, AU, Sakura thought she was going for a night out but her night takes a turn for the worse and somehow the last place where she wants to be is exactly where she should have been
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 4/16/2005 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] - Complete
What REALLY Happened to Zaku Abumi by oooh-squishy reviews
Zaku gets stopped along the street by Michael Jackson who is looking for Orachimaru to have a special meeting. Tradgedy strikes for Zaku fans...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
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The Cullens Gone Mad reviews
A developing relationship, a shiny wand, Elvis Presley, oak trees, and Jaspina? Yup. It's all in this fanfic and MORE! Waffles urges you to satisfy the hunger that is ravenously tearing at your laughbox and read this enchanting story....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007
An Undeniable Love reviews
They both love each other, but Lupin doesn't want to doom Tonks' to a life of being shunned and feared...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Even In Death reviews
Even in death, Bellatrix is there to serve her Master...and she's NEVER done it better! BellaxVoldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
A Little More Than Loyalty reviews
A little insight into Bellatrix Lestrange's mind. There's a lot more to her than meets the eye. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
What Happens When Spongebob and Patrick Get Drunk? reviews
Patrick goes to a strip club and sees Spongebob there...WORKING! He and Spongebob go home for a little FUN. Of course, FUN loving Spongebob and Patrick can't keep it all to themselves. So a few others come over.........
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
