Everybody thinks that Zaku died because he was offered for a sacrifice by orochimaru. But that's only what they WANT you to think. This is what really happened. Oh yeah and I cant make fun of Michael jacksons whiteness cuz im ten times whiter than him –looks in mirror and gets blinded by light-

Disclaimer: Kay I do NOT own Michael Jackson (thank GOD), Zaku Abumi (cries) or anything mentioned in this story.

This is probably the crappyest story EVER made, and it's not even funny, but oh well. This is just something I wrote when I was really bored at ten thirty at night.

what REALLY happened to zaku abumi

It was 3:00 pm in the sound village when Zaku Abumi was walking down one of the many deserted and desolate roads that led to …probably nowhere in general… when he spotted a figure far off walking towards him. The figure was, from what he could see, a girl, (or so he thought) with curly black hair, holding an umbrella in one hand and a monkey in the other. As the figure advanced toward him, he noticed that the person wasn't a girl, but a boy. And where his nose should've been there was nothing but a tiny stump. As the man came close enough into talking range, he said in a girly voice "Hello little boy, is this the sound village? I have an… urgent meeting… with Orochimaru." Zaku's eyes widened in… (Oh dammit I forgot the word) umm… freakeedoutyness? Yeah that will work! "Umm… who the fuck are you?" "Oh little boy, don't you know? I'm Michael Jackson!" Zaku took a step back. "Dude. Get the fuck AWAY from me!" Zaku turned to run, but all of a sudden Michael whispered a word into his monkey's ear, and it jumped with supermonkey speed and latched onto Zaku's leg. Zaku desperately tried to shake off the monkey, but to no avail, as the monkey had latched its teeth into Zaku's leg, spreading its micheal-jackson-contaminated-monkey-rabies all over him. Zaku started to scream, but Michael ran over to him and put a finger to his lips "shushshushshush! I'm not going to hurt you! I just want to know where Orochimaru is, that's all!" Zaku's eyes widened with fear " G-get away from me!" he said with ebbing strength as the monkey rabies were working through his body and making him feverish. "I have an antidote for that!" Michael said "Bubbles does that to me and my little friends ALL the time when were having sleepovers!" This made Zaku even more scared. "How 'bout you come back to my place, and I'll fix you up just fine" Michael said with a sick smile." Before Zaku could say anything he drifted into a feverish sleep that could only be induced by Michael Jackson contaminated monkeys. "I really need to see Orochi, but that can wait, I have new meat! Off to Neverland Ranch!" and with a giggle Michael swished his umbrella, opening the magic portal to Neverland that so many boys have been lost to.

well that was just about the suckiest one shot sad excuse for a story anyone's ever read…. Oh well review please bye.