Yatta! Alright I joined way back when, under a different pen name, however I was ashamed of my old work so I'm here to start anew!

I'd like to put a large paragraph about myself, however I am not completely comfortable with that... So just so you know a little about me...

I am female.

I am still in highschool

My grammar and spelling is the worst part about me.

I do not update on a weekly/monthly/planned basis.

I enjoy Various Animes and Mangas.

I capitalize the Random first letter of a word.

I am not homophobic in any sence.

I enjoy Yaoi and I don't mind Yuri.

I am not hetrophobic.

I read hetrosexual pairing.

I listen to music a lot.

My Muse mostly comes from songs.

I usually don't write songfics.

I Cosplay.

I do not apprecaite being belittled.

I hate people who critize without leaving a reason. (i.e. I Hate this Story. M.E. Why?)

I usually read stories that are over 10, 000 words.

I know one language fluently, and your reading it.

I am a brown belt in Karate, so I can probably Kick Your Ass.

I love to write many things, poems, songs, stories, articles ect.

I hope you enjoy what I have to offer.

"The Question we need to be asking our selves is our kids getting smarter" George W. Bush.

RANDOM PUT INTO YOUR PROFILE IF...

If you know someone that should be run over by a bus put this in your profile.
If you think that you are awesome, put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.
If you read crack pairing and crack crossovers put this in your profile.
If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.
If you fear the men in white, put this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you believe that those damn kids should give the Trix Rabbit their cereal, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!!
If you have ever given a friend evil laugh lessons but they can't get it and you frustrated copy and paste this into your profile.
If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile.(example: Will, Jack, Norington, Sao Feng, and her father)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes
If you have ever watched your try dog eat a fly and then laugh when it gets eaten copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you think Neji should be the pantiene Pro-V Poster boy. copy this into your profile.
If you think that Kingdomhearts characters are jut like Naruto, (Sasuke-Riku, Sakura-Kairi, Naruto-Sora) copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you've every pictured Sesshomaru chasing his tail in full form, copy this into your profile.

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Favourite Pairing.
(Dominate/submissive)

Itachi/Naruto(Naruto)
Alucard/Seras(Hellsing)
Dark/Daisuke(D N Angel)
Sesshomaru/Kagome(Inuyasha)
Muraki/Hisoka(Desendants of Darkness/ Yami no Matsuei)
Frey/Alice(Alice 19th)
Draco/Harry(Harry Potter)
Chris/Pacifica(Scrapped Princess)
Ohjiro/Mizaki(Angelic Layer)
Eriol/Sakura(Cardcaptor Sakura)
Syaoran/Sakura(Tsubasa Chronicals)
L/Light(Death Note)
Matt/Tai(Digimon)
Yuki/Tohru(Fruits Basket)
Athrun/Kira(Gundam Seed)
All Host Club Members/Haruhi(Ouran Highschool Host Club)
Fuji/Ryoma(Prince of Tennis)
Ranma/Akane(Ranma)
Kenshin/Kaoru(Rurouni Kenshin)

My favourite crack crossover...

Hellsing/Simpsons

FANFIC NOTES

Hell Of A Lot More To Me:
Naruto
Ita/Naru (eventual)
W.I.P

T.B.F.L.I. (To be further looked into)
Inuyasha
Sess/Kag
T.I.P

Edward A. Murphy and consists of seven basic laws

If anything can go wrong, it will.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Whatever has happened wrong, is bound to happen again ... maybe even worse

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Notes:
I am in a house with other internet lovers. I may not be able to put up the chapter quickly, so please be paitent.

Favourite Quotes:

"WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS, READ THEM!"

"Shit Son! We're glowin'!"
"That's a bunch of Bunk!"
"Beware! For now I shall reveal the most powerful object on my person to fight the evils of the world! MR. BLANKIE!"
"He didn't... He did not... There is no way... No he wouldn't... What good reason would he have... Why would he... You're a lair... I can not believe that he would... Why?! Why would he do that?! Quit Telling me lies! I refuse to believe it! You can't make me believe that. LALALALA I can't hear you! Go Away, he wouldn't be stupid enough to do that... Did he seriously do that? No way! I can't believe that he did. We had a truce... No I can't believe it. Why would he, does he want to start a war? He didn't... did he? You mean to tell me, that you expect me to believe that he ate all of my chocolate dipped doughnuts?!"
"You need help. And a lot of it."
"Do you need air?! How the hell can one person talk that much?!"
"I think I was just outsmarted by a 4 year old..."
"My ass took the most damage, I don’t care what you say."
"The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surpirse, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."
"If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression."
"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again."
"Lif isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like Choking."
"There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?"
"'You just revealed one of Konoha's most well kept secrets and just about revealed another one.'

'Fuck!'"