Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Chelsie, Modern AU. Their paths crossed once in a hot August, forty years ago. He made a promise, and did not keep it. She has a secret, and has kept it. When their paths cross again, will they be able to get past the years separating them, or is it too much to overcome?

A modern Chelsie AU. Charles runs a high-class domestic service company; he is smart, successful and single. He reluctantly attends his friend Robert's New Year's Eve party, but things look up when he bumps into property developer Elsie Hughes on the doorstep...

"Laughing with your pretty mouth, laughing with your broken eyes, laughing with your lover's tongue in a lullaby"

When Charles Carson and Elsie Hughes end up as neighbors on a flight, it all looks like smooth skies ahead. But when things go wrong, it could only mean one thing: ONLY ONE ROOM AT THE INN. Inspired by a tumblr prompt; complete modern fluff.

She is a Scottish seamstress, come to Downton late in life to live quietly alone. He left Downton only once in his youth, and returned to live in the woods on the edge of the estate. Both are outcasts, but will they find common ground?

MODERN AU The death of his soon-to-be ex-wife brings Charles Carson and his daughter, Daisy, to coastal Maine. Elsie Hughes, nurse at Daisy's new school, is soon placed deep into the Carsons' lives. But can Charles, Elsie, and Daisy - and the small town of Misty Cove where they live - survive the aftermath of what's to come? New role for T. Barrow; stars almost entire DA cast.

Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.

The story of Clarisse Renaldi and the events leading up to her marraige to Joseph at the end of The Princess Diaries 2.

Albus decides it's time for a vacation, for both the Hogwarts staff and the Order. Chaos ensues.

It's New Year's Eve and Queen Clarisse's last ball...and you are invited! Last chapter- a sweet ending. If you enjoyed it, please drop me a note! Dreams Fulfilled is a sequel to Different Worlds and Worlds Apart. Rated Teen to be safe. C&J, of course.

Hermione has just gotten passed a family devastation and is now back in Hogwarts. She does not have any friends. Draco tries to comfort her by sharing his dark secret. Romance in the making? Memories lost, memories found. Who comes out on top in the end?

A Clarisse and Joseph Story. An unexpected someone re enters Clarisse's life sending her world crashing down around her. Will Mia still be Queen and will her marriage to Joseph survive?

Joseph and Clarisse are suddenly worlds apart from each other. Are they strong enough to fight? Or strong enough to let go? Slightly AU with introduction of two new characters. Now COMPLETE - updated with two chapters!

While on their way to their honeymoon in Bermuda, Joe and Clarisse are marooned on a deserted island. They must face horrible natives, hungry beasts, and the possibility of perhaps never getting off the island. Can they survive? Can their love?

What happens when your evening is ruined ironically by your own fate which is only trying to push you into the right direction? … Clarisse & Joseph

Chapter 7 is finally here! just a simple little day. sorry for the long wait. Clarisse's stress leads her to one of the best weeks of her life.. C&J of course!

Over the years, they faced things that she never imagined and as they start a new life that she's alwasy wanted, It floods back. CJ. Lots of angst, lots of Drama, lots of Fluff.... Lovely!

Joseph & Clarisse romance: Beginning shortly after the first movie. A look at some of the intrigues in Genovia and a national disaster in the making ...

Harry will find out something that he never knew before, about two of the few people he thought he knew.

What is Voldemorts To Do List? Well read to find out...R&R plz

Clarisse and Joseph have just returned from their honeymoon and are trying to adjust to their new life together. Clarisse is torn between showing her enthusiasm for loving her husband and keeping up the image she has always maintained.

Clarisse feels that the world is on her shoulder, but she finds peace in Joseph's arms...This is the most romantic story I've ever written...

Joseph takes Clarisse to Hungary as a honeymoon,because his mother was a Hungarian Countessbut as they arrive,Clarisse starts to behave strangely.She hallucinates, has nightmares and an ancient secret comes to light...

Madam Hooch trys to help Minerva relize her feelings about Albus. When Minerva refuses to confess... ALbus shows up...

Mia's first Valentine's Day as Queen of Genovia doesn't seem to be going well at the start.

I was inspired on Christmas night. It's 6 months before PD2 comes in and at Christmas, with snow, Secret Santas and Mia, who knows what's going to occur! Perhaps a little romance....

Being a scrupulously researched account of the first meeting of Cornelius Fudge and Margaret Thatcher. Well, scrupulously researched in the sense that I looked up which way Downing Street runs.

Clarisse really likes cake that much to say yes?

Explains why neither Headmaster nor Deputy Headmistress attends the evening meals on March 15th COMPLETE

Joseph is on holiday,but his family suddenly popps in ,and Clarisse have to play the role of Joseph's wife...

COMPLETE! ONESHOT! Minerva comes to class five minutes late, it's all Albus' fault blast his talented hands and lips, and the students notice something.... odd.... Hehe. HAWINK!

Clarisse finds Joseph's secret diary...

She's leaving to teach at Hogwarts tomorrow, but for now, Minerva goes out for icecream with her best friend Amelia Bones for one last time.

What happens when Minerva loses control over the class on a hot day? ADMM

Dobby is remodeling the headmaster’s quarters for McGonagall. In the process, he moves Dumbledore’s Old Bedroom Mirror down into storage with McGonagall’s New Bedroom Mirror. What thus ensues? Read and find out!

Albus' will is read.

Written by two of us. Clarisse is asked to travel to Kyoto, Japan, to open a Genovian Consulate there.

Minerva finds her fiancé in the arms of another woman. After the confrontation, she finds solace in the friendship of a colleague. What should have been an end turns into the beginning of a nightmare when the man she thought she loved turns to revenge.

CNJ. After a long time of writing nothing, I return. It's just about them and life as Mia settles into the palace. They've not confirmed their relationship. Ever, Please Read it, I want to know if I can still write. Violence!

A funny online conversation between the teachers of Hogwarts. Implied ADMM, rated for language the H word. Meant to be Comedy. Fifth year more on timeline in AN.

Helga Hufflepuff was always loyal, even to the bitter end. Founders era.

Prince Pierre comes home for the first time in years to help celebrate Clarisse and Joseph's anniversary.

Chapter 3 up Complete. The palace staff have been challenged by the Golden Pear Hotel! It's a matter of honor: which group will enter the Sexiest Man? Fluff, to be sure. C&J Teen to be safe.

The Governors have decided that the new Head of Hogwarts has to be married. This is going to get complicated.

Sometimes you need a push in the right direction and so does Clarisse. Slightly AU with a crossover to a character most Julie fans will know. Focussed on the love story between Joseph and Clarisse updated with chapter 3 and 4. COMPLETE

After Voldemort falls, Minerva finds herself face to face with the one who killed the man she loved most. ADMM

Ever wonder what happened on Arthur and Molly's midnight stroll? 1 in Generation Before Us.

Minerva McGonagall is convicted of murder. Rating for later chapters

SISTER ACT Now what did Mother Superior lie about? Read at own risk.

This is my version of Amelia Bones' death. set during the summer after harrys fifth year, follows HBP properly. Contains blood and gore, dont read if you are easily offended, if you do read, please take a minute to review, hey, i would do it for you! rate

ONE SHOT! COMPLETE! He does not know what he has done to deserve her love, but whatever it is, he must be doin' something right.

Joseph&Clarisse. Princess Mia plans a special Valentine's celebration in Genovia for her first year as the Crown Princess.

Celaene Sinistra, while in a drunken game of truth or dare, has been condemned to seduce Severus Snape... but there's a twist that will make things a bit more complicated...

Minerva and Albus finally confess their feelings, but death has other plans. When the love of her life dies, can one last gift and a miracle make things right again?

Poppy worries for Minerva's heart after learning a secret behind Albus's glasses. Oneshot.

Christmas fic exchange: Clarisse and Joseph clarify their relationship after Mia enters their lives.

There are just some things a woman shouldn't have to come home to.

A small series of events that eventually bring Auriga Sinistra and Severus Snape together. OneShot.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi breaks tradition, allowing herself to not only find true Genovians, but also her true self. FINISHED.

C&J, joint venture betweed crtjester and Little Obsessions. It's a how they got together story. Enjoy! rated M to be safe, not really that bad.

Based on the first movie, yet another First Kiss scenario for Joseph and Clarisse. Joseph's attempt to relieve some of Clarisse's stress.

Based on the movies, events of the movies and beyond, particularly Joseph & Clarisse's romance, from Charlotte's point of view.

Albus and Minerva attend a banquet… and Edward Jones changes their lives…

Clarisse and Joseph first kiss story. Waiting for Amelia to arrive, our happy couple share a special afternoon tea. Chapter 4, last and final, now up!

Based on the movies, just after the start of PD2, Joseph comforts Clarisse.

Set before PD1, Joseph has kept his feelings to himself, and watches over Clarisse as someone new steps in. FINISHED

Dumbledore's voice was incredulous: “You think that to experience love in its purest form, to feel the strongest desire for another being than one can possibly have… is weakness?” You think it insignificant...? Please read and review.

Lupin and Tonks fluff. Lupin moves in with Tonks... will they succumb to desire? I hope you like it.

Companion piece to Poisoned. The morning after. The other side of the picture...still not going as expected. C&J naturally...

C & J response to the First Kiss Challenge ... when might it have happened?

C & J shower Challenge Response vignette: Clarisse has a bad day and loses it ... Joseph helps her find it.

C & J vignette a missing scene from PD1 where I think they may have kissed for the first time.

AU Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape take a vacation to Hawaii at the expense of an unwitting Ministry. Includes talking to plastic parrots while drunk, regurgitated strawberries, a seagull named Owen, an almost crotch kicking, and candlestick eating.

The sequel to The Seventh Sister. What will happen to Sinistra and Snape after a certain event at the end of Harry's sixth year? Can Celaene still love a murderer?

Celaene hates Severus and always has, but when a series of events involving a certain cat lead her closer and closer to him, how can she resist? SnapeSinistra, M for language.

Set just at the end of PD1. C&J, obviously. The morning after....and it is not going the way one would expect.

Neville's terrible in Potions. The other Gryffindors attempt to help.

A ClarisseJoseph romantic moment set on Valentine's Day, 2004 ...

Clarisse and Joe the story that wasn't in the movies. NOW COMPLETE!

After stealing Dumbledore’s last Sherbet Lemon, McGonagall does everything in her power to keep the candy from him. She's in big TROUBLE! Will he ever get it back? Do not mess with Albus Dumbledores Sherbet Lemons! (Warning, ADMM)COMPLETE!

Written by three of us, based on the first PD movie. Where was Joe and what was he doing while Clarisse and Mia toured San Francisco?

Clarisse and Joseph relive their first meeting while out with Mia and Charlotte. Time frame is between the movies ... CHALLENGE RESPONSE

AU: What if Viscount Mabrey had brought up the old law A woman cannot be queen lest she be bound in matrimony one year after Rupert's death, just when Clarisse had left Joseph and Mia in San Francisco and returned to Genovia to await their arrival in a

Snape help teach an Astronomy lesson? Sinistra discovers how silly this idea really is. Fighting and Flirting... all in a days work for these two.

Set after the second movie, Mia starts questioning Clarisse about her friendships.

How did Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Lupin, Tonks, Ron, and Hermione react the first time they ever met a dementor? What memories came back to them?

Where are the Founders' portraits?

Minerva and Albus have a bit of an intimate night a few weeks before she graduates and then she comes back. What will happen now? Please Read and Review!

Albus challenges Minerva to a Duel, and the other professors brace for impact. Sorry I haven't updated, I lost the chapter, but I found it, this afternoon in fact, so here's part 4!

Madame Pince has always stood in the shadows, vulture like, unknown. How ironic that it is she that knows everything about the school. How ironic that someone that is obviously not brave, not noble, could ever be the spy of Albus Dumbledore.

A flight of fancy imagining the real Mia, Clarisse, Joseph, Charlotte and Shades watching the two Princess Diaries movies ... and hearing about the fanfiction!

Set between the movies, what happens when Clarisse experiences one of life's most embarrassing moments?

My God! How he ever in his entire life put up with his parents, I have no idea. Yes, they are, of course, still living. And speaking sarcastically, they are such WONDERFUL people. My future in-laws." ADMM

Albus askes Minerva to join him one evening in his office... He has something to tell her... NOT something Minerva want to hear!

A new young woman stands in the way of Clarisse and Joseph. Chapter Seven is up!

Moments of minerva mcgonagall, and explaining the true story behind them, plz r&r

COMPLETE! Someone is attacking those at Hogwarts in their dreams and Albus and Minerva need to find out who is doing it. If they don't, killings could multiply. Could they find who is behind these attacks and find true love in the process?

Minerva McGonagall's more-secret-than-secret diary... Her secrets, her loves and her hates.

In order to avoid Minerva's family's constant remarks about her love life, or lack of one, Albus offers to pretend to be her boyfriend for a week. Do they find love, or are they just pretending? Complete!

Albus finding Harry's test from his 2nd year in which he is making fun of Lockhart.

Sinistra thought that getting her Hogwarts letter was the best thing that had ever happened to her. And it wasat least until she left school. A short one shot about being Muggleborn and the ugly, hidden truth of the Hogwarts letter.

One night in the summer after book 5, when neither Harry nor Minerva can sleep, they end up talking. Truths are revealed and Harry discovers that his professor's life is not what he thought it was. ADMM. Please R and R!

The final battle has been fought, Voldemort is dead, everything should be alright, but is isn't. The story of those who have to learn to live without the victims of the battle, and particularly of one woman. Of Minerva McGonagall.

Rolanda Hooch has a crazy idea and forces Serena Sinistra to participate. The object: relaxing Minerva McGonagall. Involves: singing, dancing, a stage, a Beegee-voice and mini-skirts.

The Fat Lady's got a crush. Aww.

Remember PS, Minerva guarding the stone with a giantic set of Wizard's Chess? Where did she get that? This story tells you how (and contains a lot of ADMM of course)

Please Read! Severus Snape is forced to attend the Yule Ball. Does it turn out to be a completely horrendous night? OneShot, Snape&Sinistra.

Completely OOC fic involving bitingly sardonic letters written between Arthur and Molly Weasley at the end of their respective lives: dark "tongue-planted-firmly-in-cheek" humor abounds...NOT for the faint of heart!

Something important is missing in Professor McGonagall's education. Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape step in to rectify the situation. REVISED 7-8-04

A traumatized Professor Sinistra plots revenge upon the hormonal students who disturb her tower for lascivious purposes. Plays on the popular cliche, one-shot humourfic.

She moved from home in hope he would not follow. Now even when she's in the order with the boy who lived. He is still after her. No-one can protect her from the man they think they know.

When Professor Binns scarpers for a conference, Sinistra, the batty astronomy professor takes over his classes - more boring than Binns, but her hatred of Snape exceeds the trio's. At the same time, the trio discover a rather interesting diary

One Shot. Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall are not at all pleased with their new Headmistress. From now on it is their mission to make Umbridge's life miserable. Lots of Umbridge-bashing! .g. Plus one or two appearances of Harry and Draco.

Albus gives Minerva some sex bracelets and then breaks one...Will Minerva let him kiss her? ADMM!

Albus introduces Minerva to the wonderful world of James Bond.

[Spoilers for "Lords and Ladies"] Esmerelda Weatherwax and Mustrum Ridcully. Everything happens somewhere, doesn't it? And that's the best there is. Or the next best thing. [AU, One-shot]

At dinner one night, Professor McGonagall suddenly falls over and dies. Harry, Hermione and Ron must travel back in time to find out who wanted Professor McGonagall dead! ADMM, Young MMRW. Please RR!

Arthur reflects on the first time he and Molly slept together not that way you sick little kids!

The story of Edea and Cid, their relationship, their marriage, through Edea's eyes.

A McGonagall/Umbridge showdown. Rawr. :-) [COMPLETED--extended author's note]

“I have seen death, Potter. It can destroy you. Tear apart your entire life. And you act as though you and your little friends are immune to it.” After Sinistra’s death, Snape finds surviving is sometimes that hardest thing of all.

Something's in the punch tonight . . . and Severus Snape is caught in the gardens with Aurgia Sinistra. Exactly who did he offend in a past life?

When Fred and George listen outside Snape's office, they hear Severus, McGonagall, Draco and a plunger having a go at it. Epileptic twins, raunchy McGonagall, and a spanking that results in CPR.

Neville Longbottom studies frantically, even fanatically, for his Seventh Year Potions N.E.W.T.

Severus Snape TOOK A BATH! Minerva McGonagall WORE HER HAIR LOOSE! What horrible goings-on does this all portend?

Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall fall head over heels for each other.

It ocurred to me today that Moody can see through clothes. Hmm, people's underwear, how fascinating . . .