Hey!

oyee, I'm going to update this little baby right here.

Umm...what can I say?

I think I'm bipolar. Sweet, eh?

I'm sexy. And if you disagree, then go home, biotch. Ehh... just kidding. I'm still sexy though.

Age: 16. I was born in July. Which makes my Astro sign Cancer. My Chinese calendar animal is a horse, lol. So I'm hardworking and um, cool.

Gender: Female.

Why do some people make Lily so violent? Like seriously, everytime James accidentally makes some pervert reference or says something dirty, Lily always has to like hurl a book at his face or slap him extremely hard or kick him in the nuts or overall just bruise him, and I feel bad for James cuz he always gets beat up by Lily. God Lils, what's with all the violence? So... I like nice Lilys that dont physically inflict a lot of harm on other people. She could just yell at him? Or at least hit him lightly?

Where I live: Ohio. We have ugly license plates. Very ugly.

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Mint Chocolate Chip

I'm probably a conceited bitch, but it's okay, because I'm a pretty nice conceited bitch.

Favorite Color: Blue!

I don't like when people die. That's why I don't like reading fics where Lily's parents die, or somebody dies in general. It's sad. :(

I'm really random at times. I don't really like angst, and I hate tragedies, because I'm sensitive. Tragedies will literally have me depressed for days. I abhor Romeo and Juliet.

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF SAP! And fluff is my baby, yesh, I lurve my fluff. Bubblegum is fun too. Hey, you little mofo, where do you think you're goin'?

I like to collect anklets, and strange looking earrings, because I'm cool and sexy like that.

I think artificial grape flavor is the sickest thing ever created.

In the movie/story, Beauty and the Beast, if I were the Beast, I think I would spend all day getting drunk off orange juice and cry myself to sleep at night until I died/killed myself, or I would use one of those sites to find a girl who was cursed by a fairy because she was vain and selfish and turned into an ugly beast just like me, and maybe I'd hook up with her so I could get myself a self esteem boost and not kill myself. Most likely the latter, it seems so much happier doesn't it?

And I hate when people make Ginny or Hermione extremely slutty in their fanfics, I mean, eww, you could at least try and characterize with canon. They don't need to spread stds here. I can even tolerate Mary Sue's sometimes, as long as the author is incredibly subtle about it, but not a slutty Ginny or Hermione.

My favorite HP ships:

Oliver Wood/Katie Bell (Best ship in the entire world!)

Bill Weasley/ Fleur Delacor

James Potter/Lily Evans (Potter);

Harry/Ginny

Draco Malfoy/OC

Fred Weasley/Angelina Johnson (I don't usually read these, but they're a cute side pair in KBOW fics.)

George Weasley/Alicia Spinnet

Ron/Hermione

I don't like:

Slash, or incest.

Snape/Hermione: A just plain "eww" pairing.

Draco/Hermione: It's not that I don't like it, but Ron/Hermione makes a ten times more happier story. :)

Remus/Ginny: No. Just no. You don't see a fourteen year old fall in love with a thirty seven year old guy. There's something (really) wrong with that. Besides, Remus is better with Tonks.

Snape/MgGonnagall: (Gag) Forty year old people snogging ain't my thing.

George Weasley/ Katie Bell: Goes against my whole KBOW beliefs, but I don't really hate it, I just don't read it.

You've a Good Heart, Katie Bell: After graduating, Katie Bell leaves her best friends, Alicia and Angelina, to enter Auror training, sacrificing her dreams of pro Quidditch to help the magical world. Unbeknownst to her friends, she is sent to America when the Dark Lord strikes, where she see's all the pain in hell itself. After Harry Potter defeats Voldemort, Katie is diagnosed with Post Traumatic stress disorder, so she starts playing pro Quidditch to get over her trauma, and finally make her dreams a reality. Meanwhile, a young, handsome, successful Oliver Wood, Captain and Keeper of Puddlemere United, is on the cover for Bewitched magazine's Hottest Hunk of the Year. When the Ministry arranges an International Proffessional Quidditch Tour, pro Quidditch teams from around the globe will gather in England. Poor Ollie keeps hearing about the beautiful, Chaser and exAuror from America, Katherine. Why, oh why, is she so oddly familiar?

Oliver Wood learns that love lies beyond just attraction.

Character List:

Sheila O'Conner: Oliver's girlfriend. A slut. A complete material girl. Blonde, unnnaturally busty (due to implants, if they were real, she wouldn't be able to get on a broom to play Chaser), tall, blue eyed. Basically, a bitch. She used to date Roger Davies, but he dumped her after he met Eloise Midgeon, who surprisingly got over her pimple problem and became a top model. Here's how I imagine Sheila:

http:///albums/a10/CarbonMonoxide0505/Sheila.jpg

As you can see, she's a regular Pamela Anderson, literally.

Katie Bell: The main character of our story. She's a 21 year old Auror, and plays Chaser for the Haileybury Hammers, an American Quidditch team. She's quiet, and a bit reserved. Incredibly kind, but has a post traumatic stress disorder problem, when she almost regularly remembers moments of horror/terror in her past. She smiles a lot, but Oliver realizes that her heart isn't in it.

Now here's Katie Bell. There are some inconsistencies, considering I made up Katie's looks, before I found a picture. So, the eyes are brown, instead of dark blue. I know she looks weird, but in my opinion, she's ten times better than the supposed Sheila. If you have a better picture of an imagined Katie, please, PLEASE give me the link or something. Hair is dark, dark brown. Eyes are dark blue.

http:///albums/a10/CarbonMonoxide0505/katiebell21.jpg

Because You Loved Me: Lily Evans. 18. Unspeakable in training. She's cold. She's detached. She's reserved. And she's forgotten how to live.

It's about time a certain handsome, and cheerful Auror ... reminded her how. This is NOT AU!

This one's finally been updated! 6/28/06