Gnom3yhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. I operate under the expectation that the stories I write are for my own personal enjoyment. If you happen to enjoy them too, I certainly welcome the company. I welcome criticism of all forms, so please leave reviews for any story I've posted. Thanks! Works in Progress Of Fae and Fervor: Lunar Harmony, Faerie Queen Challenge. Posted through Chapter 1, currently editing Chapter 2 and writing Chapter 3. Should update every two weeks, but that's not guaranteed. Nature vs. Nurture: A Hermione-focused story that will comprise eight (8) books, effectively retelling the canon story. It'll be AU pretty early on, so only expect any canon similarity with major plot lines through 4th year (Tourney, Chamber of Secrets, Stone). Getting the story properly built up is proving to be more difficult than I originally expected, but it's being presented as if no prior knowledge of the Harry Potter world existed. It's gonna be a long one. Very WIP. Magical Mystery and Mischief: Heavily WIP, will introduce two main OCs and a host of new and returning characters. Will not be Canon compliant and as such will ignore 'Cursed Child'.Writing Blog I've begun documenting thoughts on my writing as it flows, and have launched a blog to list those for anyone who happens to be interested. This has the benefit of serving as a host to files that I'm unable to post here on FFN, like images or documents that detail in smaller, descriptive elements rather than full stories. This also helps to keep my Author Notes smaller on each chapter, which means readers get to jump straight into the story rather than having to scroll through the musings of some Internet Schmuck. Since links are basically disallowed on FFN (or I'm just not smart enough find a workaround), you can find the blog at gnomehat (dot) blogspot (dot) com. It's not pretty, but it's only really a place where I can post non-story content without running afoul of FFN policy. |
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OSaBC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 779,274 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Harry Potter and the Overworked Headmaster by Jedipilot24 reviews
My take on the "Sirius Black is married with a child" plot, except that it's not enough to keep him out of Azkaban. But at least he managed to rescue Harry from the Dursley's. You'd think that Dumbledore would notice this and he would have...if he didn't have three full-time jobs. Eventual HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,147 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] OC
Harry Potter and Grief's Wisdom by Poetheather1 reviews
Harry is not feeling very good about life. His godfather has just died and he almost got his friends killed. How could he be so stupid? There had to be some sort of way to get better... right? His grief and guilt lead him to question what he knows and try to find a better way. An Alternate HBP. Lunar Harmony. Slow updates
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,104 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] N. Tonks
Rise of the Asari by AmityN7 reviews
Six years after the war with the Reapers the galaxy is in a period of peace and growth. But it is far from saved. Matriarch Aquilla, the oldest, most powerful and respected asari in the galaxy has set in motion a plan that threatens to destroy all that Shepard saved. Old friends and allies will have to reunite to take on the most dangerous asari the galaxy has ever seen.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 502,658 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] [Miranda L., Jack]
Connections by Evilswissmiss reviews
This is a story of the T'Soni-Shepard family - which includes the Normandy crew - seen primarily through the eyes of Jane Shepard's daughter, Riley. It's neither canon nor AU, but follows the real emotional journey of a family, with all their heartache and joy. They reach for each other - and sometimes push each other away - to try to find a sense of security and love.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,087 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni]
Moments Of Clarity by prettylittlepetticoats reviews
Harry has been thrown into the Triwizard Tournament against his will and Hermione is the only person in his corner. He comes to realise how essential she is to his life, and begins to question why he hadn't seen it before - she's so much more than a friend, so much more. 4th year divergence, slow burn HH /ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,301 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 9/21/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Melds and Matter Manipulations by MargravineB reviews
If someone had told Shepard she'd go from being scourge of the battlefield to a well-dressed ballroom disaster in the blink of a politician's eye, she would have laughed in their faces. But the war has left her nation in desperate need of allies, and an asari heiress needs a charming suitor... Benezia has concerns. Aethyta has feelings. Aria has plans. Tevos just wants to get laid.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,937 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos]
Growing up Weasley by Awfulwaffel reviews
A tragedy leaves Hermione an orphan. What happens when she's rescued by Albus Dumbledore and handed over to the Weasleys? How will growing up with magic and 6 brothers effect Hermione? No Ginny, no Weasley bashing. Well...maybe Ron. Rated m just in case. I own nothing. On hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 130,846 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 10/14/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L., Neville L.
The Ilvermorny Champion by Vance McGill reviews
Instead of Durmstrang Academy, Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was invited to take part in the 1994 Triwizard Tournament. When Ilvermorny arrives at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is shocked to see the long-thought-dead Harry and Lily Potter appear, as well as the missing Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Harry/Hermione/Daphne; Gabrielle/OFC; Alternate Universe. TEMP. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 380,672 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,763 - Follows: 5,759 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 7/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
It Came from Outer Space by electric gurrl reviews
The terrifying tale of a little blue baby's first encounter with a furry monster from Earth. — Fem!Shep x Liara. O/S.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2017 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 4084 - Favs: 6,703 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
When Fate Intervened by LordVishnu reviews
My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 5,971 - Follows: 4,302 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Snitch Effect by Murph the 2nd reviews
A strange set of circumstances reminds Harry that there's more to life than goofing off with your best friend. Future Smarter/Powerful!Harry; HHr, future RWLL & NLGW. Title refers to the Butterfly Effect, because every single change in this fic is a result of Harry's crush on Hermione. Dead!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,141 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Luna L.]
Don't You Worry by Potato19 reviews
Years after the death of his mother, Alex Potter finds a journal of letters written to him, detailing Harry and Hermione's journey into parenthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,655 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 10/16/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
Approximation Error Is Still Error by Forthwith16 reviews
Amortentia is not a love detector, no matter what Harry thinks or smells. Hermione explains this to him as thoroughly as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Quamquam Absens by LJ Summers reviews
Trust shattered, believing his first love has been torn from him forever, Harry grimly dons the mantle of Warrior of the Light. Half a world away, a brilliant witch in a southwestern coven does her best to aid him. Forces are trying to keep them apart, but this IS a Harmony AU. Rated for violence, familiar character death, and future sexual situations. Thanks to Raum for the Latin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,637 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Mass Effect Trilogy : Pieces Old And New by ObsG reviews
The Reapers are gone but their legacy remained. The Indoctrinated will continue to serve even with their masters gone.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 512,296 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 5/28/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Hannah S. - Complete
The Power of Love by Philosophize reviews
Yule Ball Panic sequel: Jasmine Potter revealed her feelings to Hermione, who is willing to give dating a try; but wizarding culture won't tolerate witches as couples. How will they navigate love and a relationship while dealing with Voldemort, bigotry, and meddling old men? Includes growing power, new revelations, ancient conflicts, and hidden prophecies. fem!Harry; femslash; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 373,399 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Minerva M. - Complete
Immortally Yours by mondas42 reviews
RE-POSTED! AU - Set during the final book. Harry and Hermione finally admit there love to each other but this has grave and far reaching consequences. It seems that there friend Ron is not all he seems and they face a enemy far more powerful than Voldemort - Oh and he still needs sorting out as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 198,967 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6480 - Favs: 12,574 - Follows: 8,863 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Yule Ball Panic by Philosophize reviews
Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35548 - Favs: 26,516 - Follows: 19,541 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 745,723 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
Mass Effect: Pieces by Chemiclord reviews
100 years after Shepard destroyed the Mass Relays, one colony world spared the worst of the conflict finally attempts to reach out and reconnect with the galaxy at large. But nothing is ever all that simple...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 67 - Words: 219,341 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28424 - Favs: 25,841 - Follows: 16,472 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Glacial Fire by owelpost reviews
Shepard is icily unsympathetic. Liara has reached the point of combustion. An unassuming communications specialist finds herself caught in the cross-fire. As a result of a twisted dance, they reduce one another to fragments. This story is a darker examination of the characters taking place during the events of ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 90,274 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Samantha T. - Complete
Without an End by Bebus reviews
Most people say heroes fight for others. But against a threat like the Reapers, everybody needs a reason of their own, however selfish it is. One hero fights on the battlefield with guns, bullets and soldiers, the other from the shadows with knowledge, lies and power. Together, they must force an unwilling galaxy to prepare for the Reapers.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 236,541 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
The Melting Pot by Melika Elena reviews
You can only deny the chemistry for so long. The catalyst is inevitable; they are undeniable. A Harmony-focused story of what happens after in five-parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,164 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A memory shared, a connection forged by Bebus reviews
Liara shares a dream with the Spectre keeping her hostage. Will Faith Shepard trust the daughter of the enemy? Mass Effect, as Liara would see it. Rated M for language, adult themes and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,733 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Meanwhile by pirate kit reviews
Small things that happen during the 'Limbo' storyline, 'Meanwhile' is what takes place back on Earth when Grunt finds a small survivor among the rubble after the Reapers. If Shepard managed to raise a bouncing krogan boy... how hard can it be to raise a squishy little human kid?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,772 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - U. Grunt - Complete
Dark Energy by Melaradark reviews
Following a unique Renegade Shepard's story through all three games.Shepard is a real person, with real traumas...this is a side of her you have never seen. Will feature a Liara/FemShep romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,559 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Of Fae and Fervor reviews
The war is lost. Harry, Hermione, and Luna are hidden away, surviving but not truly living. When given the opportunity to go back and fight the war anew, the three leap at the chance, but terrible sacrifices must be made to do so. Will the trio defeat the Dark Lord and rise victorious, or will history repeat itself? Paladeus' Challenge #11. Lunar Harmony, AU, and many many bashings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,992 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
