Rorschach's Blothide bio
 Author has written 40 stories for Harry Potter, Scooby Doo, Evangelion, Naruto, Batman, X-overs, StarTrek: Other, and TV X-overs. 02 July 2015 For some reason, fanfiction.net has decided to disable and or delete all links from my profile. Every year this site gets less and less user friendly. FYI: The vast majority of my new stuff gets posted to my groups dot io group and won't be posted here for quite some time. Group link is https : // caerazkaban . groups . io / g / main come by and be welcome. If anyone wishes to use any of my ideas or translate any of my fics, feel free. If you send me a message, I can not reply if you have disabled the private message function. So you know. 12 December 2010 Got a short story published, Amazon links below: Kindle www dot amazon dot com / Horror-Humor-Heroes-Fantasy-ebook / dp / B004G08Z9I / ref=sr_1_8\?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=books&qid=1292177728&sr=1-8 Paperback www dot amazon dot com / dp / 1456435787 Ebook www dot smashwords dot com / books / view / 33593 My story is the first one in the book, you can get a large portion of it for free if you hit the 'Send sample now' button on the kindle page. You'll need something with kindle software to read it, kindle software is free from amazon and works on all sorts of devices. |
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Odd Ideas reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 187 - Words: 822,003 - Reviews: 12355 - Favs: 5,793 - Follows: 4,764 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 9/4/2005
Meh reviews
A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.
Crossover - X-overs & TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,104 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 2/25/2015
What If? reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
A Fearful Redux reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Let Sleeping Dogs reviews
Sequel to Scars and third in my Shaggy the Dog Handler series.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 201 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Complete
One Good Man reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Scars reviews
The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 266 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
Dead Sirius reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 655 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Reunion reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 6,500 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Love is a Many Splendored thing reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 146 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Woodsman's Axe reviews
A big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 12,376 - Follows: 6,052 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Agent O reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Back in Black reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Sirius Sets Things Right reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 542 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Power reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Who's a Hero? reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 273 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 7,213 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 542 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 569 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lost Memory reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 488 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 423 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
In Cold Blood reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 314 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 399 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Indirect Approach reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 377 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 182 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 770 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Make A Wish reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11304 - Favs: 21,250 - Follows: 7,253 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
XRay Specs reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 241 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 6,135 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Vietnam reviews
Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 348 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Tragic Hero reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 163 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not? reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
