Being a woman in a male-dominated profession is hard; being a woman and below average height is even harder. Fortunately, Hermione Granger has developed a strategy to counteract these unconscious biases. Unbeknownst to her, Draco Malfoy has noticed and formed his own opinions on the matter.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger aren't technically dating. They're just necking in empty conference rooms and enjoying a daily breakfast meeting with no strings attached. But as their first Valentine's Day as a semi-functional non-couple approaches, someone in their office upsets the status quo through a series of increasingly inappropriate gifts.

Hermione's new flatmate is driving her mad. Not the one that she's involved in a friends-with-benefits thing, no. The other one. The one that doesn't actually live there, but stays over way too often. The one her flatmate claims is just a friend. And once she finally voices her assumptions, both set out to prove just how wrong she truly is. [Muggle AU]

COMPLETE: **Re-Edited. if you have read this before I took it down to edit, you may need to re-read as things have changed a wee bit.**   Draco mistakenly picks up a dirty story that Hermione has dropped and decides to read it ... What a dirty, dirty mind she has...

In Elysium, that girl behind the white mask, begging for permission to come undone could be the Golden Girl. That man behind the black mask making her beg could be the Boy Who Had No Choice. In Elysium, anonymity is key. If you could be anyone, who would you be?

Draco stayed late at the office. You can bet that he's in for a surprise when he gets home.

A sequel to 'I Still Fucking Hate You.' Draco hadn't forgotten. Hermione hadn't either.

[Eighth Year] Draco can't sleep unless Hermione's with him. It's her that keeps his darkness out, and he that chases her nightmares away. In sleeping dreams, they can simply be. One-shot.

COMPLETE: *little sequel coming up* Fuck-lust; Draco liked to call it. A state of tension whereby two people hated each other so much that one day they would implode all of these emotions and take them out on each other. The outcome would usually end in them both rutting like rabbits. Not him and Granger, though. No, they wouldn’t just rut. They’d fuck. Hard.

For the third year in a row, Hermione finds herself in the Malfoy Manor ballroom on New Year's Eve. But what she didn't expect was to find herself on the arms of a shaggy blonde man underneath a breathtaking starry sky. Breathtaking revelations, a bit of sensuality, and a firm grasp pull her down into her ultimate pleasure. PWP. M for reasons.

Six months post-war, Malfoy is in serious trouble. He's on the run from the Ministry, Death Eaters, and a deadly curse which is eating him alive. When he hits rock bottom, a change in fortune lands him in 12 Grimmauld Place under the Ministry's custody - and forces Hermione to remember the secrets they've both kept for years. Dramione, Sick!Draco, flashbacks to Hogwarts

[to long for; to desire] It's Eighth Year and Draco is just trying to graduate, at this point. When someone slips Granger an Ancient Roman lust potion, he punches a Seventh Year in the face, finds out she's quite responsive, gains forgiveness, and discovers that he really should pursue a career in Potions. Not necessarily in that order.

When your wedding date is your best friend, but the guy you make out with to avoid being hit on by your formal rival turns out to be your best friend's secret lover, how can you fix it? Set them up on a blind date of course. That's what best friends are for. And when it works out in the end, be sure to say thank you. You might just end up having the best night of your life.

Funny how fifteen minutes can take a day from shite to smashing.

DRAMIONE ONE SHOT. Hermione is certain she will pass with Outstanding marks when her Eighth Year muggle studies project involves cooking, no magic allowed. Her mind quickly changes when she finds out she's partnered with Draco Malfoy and she learns that he is inept in the kitchen. The tension between them rises as the heat of the kitchen puts pressure on their confused relationship

After hours, Hermione has a different sort of meeting with Draco Malfoy. PWP.

OneShot. AU. The Slug Club Christmas Party was meant to be for fun. Yet Hermione Granger is forced to use it as a battleground of her revenge when she is rejected by the date she wanted to take. Now she is dressed to kill and ready for a bloody finish. But whose blood will be at the end of it all? Rated K . Dramione.

Draco, Hermione, and Theo accidentally get locked into a cell in Azkaban for the weekend. And... THERE'S ONLY ONE BED! F/M/M- PWP

*ONE-SHOT* Merlin, but they needed to stop doing this. They were supposed to be patrolling to corridors to prevent other people from shagging in dark corners, but every night this week when they'd been assigned to patrol together, they'd ended up naked and swearing and sweating on each other despite the frigid winter chill pervading the draughty corridors.

Falsely convicted of a triple homicide, Draco Malfoy swears vengeance on all responsible for his imprisonment. After escaping Azkaban, his first target is his advocate, Hermione Granger. Alone and lonely, her budding career destroyed by a concocted scandal, Hermione has equal cause for retribution. Moreover, she has the means to achieve it. Together, the pair will reap justice.

Hermione's new roommates are stuck in a mistletoe situation and it's up to her to help them out. Written for Fairest of the Rare's Secret Santa drabble exchange.

Hermione hasn't seen her husbands in a week when she presents them with a risky christmas present at the Zabini's annual christmas party. Triad fic.

"Is it because you're still in love with Weasley?" His voice was so quiet, she barely heard him. "I understand if you are." He gently tightened his grip on her. "It's been you and him since forever. If I'm being honest, when it comes to you, I'll take whatever I can get. Whatever you can give me. I just need to know what that is." / Dramione, horcrux hunt, slight AU

The first time had come out of nowhere. There had been nothing; no build up, not so much as a single word to indicate that it was even a possibility. The second time was a surprise simply because there was one. Every time after that blurred together. / Eighth Year.

When Hermione approaches Draco Malfoy proposing a fake relationship between the two of them as part of a scheme, he's eager enough to participate - the potential benefits outweigh any costs on his time. But as it all progresses, Draco finds himself wondering what it would be like if what was 'fake' was real.

Draco Malfoy never thought they'd be in this position. Two years of working side-by-side at the Ministry, and he never once presumed to think for a moment that Hermione Granger would be his partner on a mission, let alone stuck on the side of a cliff wall with her. If her shallow breathing and pale face were of any indication, neither did she. [ONE SHOT]

Draco extracted a box from his pocket and flipped it open to reveal the most exquisite ring Hermione had ever seen. She gasped. "No Granger, I meant I literally have a proposal for you," he held her gaze as he spoke. "What do you say? Marry me and help me put one over on the Ministry. I know you're dying to stick it to them." This is a fic which is ostensibly about a marriage law.

"You are at St. Mungo's. You were in a coma." He looks me over again, taking a pause. "I am a Healer here now," he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I've thrown mud at him. Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, "What's your name?"

Draco has always gone over the top for Hermione's birthday, but this year he brings her best friend into the bedroom. When Harry looks at her like she's the only glass of water for miles in a desert, Hermione is desperate to quench that thirst. A fic that is nothing but gratuitous smut and the tiniest bit of plot for my dear friend msmerlin. Dramionarry.

Professor Granger doesn't think she's looking for anything more than Professor Malfoy's offering. Until he isn't.

The war is over, and Draco Malfoy is tired of being the perfect, obedient pureblood heir. Now he wants to lose his virginity, stat. And since Draco is back at Hogwarts for his eighth year, there should be plenty of opportunities... right? Dramione.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

A betrayal of the worst kind has Hermione Granger seeking a place of solitude, where she can leave the world behind and be by herself. All Draco Malfoy wants is privacy, and his name to be forgotten. But is that the only thing they both want?

Hermione's known Draco and Theo for a few months now. It's not like she has a choice since they're so often stuck in the same safe house. Maybe she's started viewing them as more than her friends, but she never expected anything to come of it. Unfortunately, or fortunately, booze has a particular way of making you say just what you think without worrying about the consequences.

It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete

Blaise Zabini is a Slytherin with Cupid's heart of gold, and he's determined to see one sexist Angel (Draco Malfoy) and a certain swotty She-Devil (Hermione Granger) finally use their mouths for a much better purpose than sniping at each other! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Humour/Drama-Angst. 2018 Dramione-Duet Fic Exchange #1 of 2. COMPLETE!

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. -Charles Bukowski They aren't my characters, but I just had to play with them.

A sequel to A Slow Cruel Descent. The War is over. Voldemort is dead. And Hermione Granger is broken. COMPLETE.

The war grinds on and Hermione Granger is captured. Unable to crack her through interrogation without risking her mind, Voldemort conceives a cruel method of breaking her that involves Draco Malfoy. “He stared at her in disgust. She looked— broken. The fire she’d still had when she was dragged in was now extinguished. Her eyes were locked on his face like she were memorizing him.”

Hermione has a weakness for Harry in his Auror uniform. And Draco has a weakness for Hermione. The perfect mix for a glorious evening. Dramionarry, PWP.

Life after death was no simpler than life before it. A sequel to "Life After Grief."

Following a tumultuous break-up with Ron, Hermione finds herself intoxicated and relatively prone to poor decision making after she runs into Draco Malfoy in a club, having been years since she has seen him. Upon seeking to escape the following morning, she realizes he is her new neighbour and is quite insatiable. Winner of best Healer!Hermione in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.

Hermione believed her life was perfect. The war was over, her friends were happy, and she had a successful career. When it came to her romantic life, it was an area filled with flings with a certain Quidditch player and she was perfectly fine. It wasn't until two Slytherins made themselves dominate in her so called perfect life that she found it wasn't perfect after all.

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

*ONE-SHOT* Waking up between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is a new experience for Hermione Granger. It's been a long time since this pair of wizards have laid a finger on anyone but each other, but that's not going to stop them convincing Hermione to remind them all the ways to touch a girl. DM/HG/HP triad smut.

Auror Malfoy is on a stakeout with Auror Granger, and they are bored to tears. What to do, what to do?

As the war rages on two years post-'final battle', Hermione is captured by the other side and Malfoy is the only hope she has of surviving. ["Granger?" His voice is urgent, but she just sits there and breathes for a moment, feeling violated and still radiating pain, her eyes staring blindly at the cell wall opposite her, her brain frozen in what she thinks dully might be shock.]

He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.

Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.

Hermione knew she had to try harder, either to heal faster or hide her failing more effectively. She did not understand why the PsychoSocial Healing sessions hadn't worked for her as they had for Harry and Ron. She did not understand why she was still lost, still low, still struggling to breathe, and talk, and see, and live.

As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!

Draco and Hermione are married, but not happily and not to each other. An explosive encounter at a Valentine anniversary celebration in Malfoy Manor shatters their worlds in all-consuming heat and leaves them burning for more. Post-Epilogue

The Collier's Virus is highly contagious, magically virulent, and always fatal. Junior Healers Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are called in to help find a cure before the virus claims another life. If they can.

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

Life's choices are unfair, difficult, and occasionally impossible. But to stand in inaction is to perish, and to perish is to fail. What determines survival, and ultimately success, is one's ability to adapt to the consequences of the action taken.

Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.

Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

Five years after the end of Voldemort and Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy is out of Azkaban and is a shell of his former self. Hermione Granger is doing her best, but she has demons of her own to deal with.

Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.

Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.

The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

7th Year, Sequel to You Gotta Breathe. DMHG fic. Angst and trauma galore, for everyone. And I do mean everyone. Character death [not in main pairing though.] Ch. 31: A Dramione Wedding, continued! This fic is now COMPLETE!

DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!

6th year. Hermione is brutally attacked by Voldemort and left barely alive, leading to a mission of revenge by Harry, Ron...and Malfoy? ***COMPLETE!*** Rated R for adult themes, angst and swearing. D/Hr/R love triange, but ultimately D/Hr.