Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy X, Animorphs, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy VII, Misc. Games, Evangelion, Pokémon, Sailor Moon, Underworld, and Loving Annabelle. I'm in my thirties, a priest, a half New Zealander and I currently live in Finland. I like music, especially beautiful (low) female voices. Extremely low male voices sound good, too. I also listen to a lot of industrial metal, which makes a good soundtrack for writing angsty fics. If there's something wrong with my grammar and/or spelling, please allow me that, since English wasn't my first language. Of course, I appreciate it if you care to correct / beta read me, but if you do so, please note that reasonable critic is received and answered far more kindly than flaming. Let's be civiliced. I'm working on continuing any of the unfinished stories right now. I know I haven't been updating for ages, and I have no idea where I was going to lead these stories. My projects often tend to get started promisingly and end up unfinished. Maybe I should just stick to one-shots or something... Well, I'll just keep trying I guess. At least now I can have a fresh restart, because I haven't been writing these stories for such a long time. Believe me, I have been thinking about them all this time every once in a while. Hmm what else? I write mostly (only =P) shojo-ai, my favorite pairings being (in FFX/X-2) Lulu/Rikku, Lulu/Yuna, Lulu/Tidus, Wakka/Rikku, Paine/Rikku, Paine/Yuna, Paine/Lulu, Yuna/LeBlanc and Yuna/Baralai. The best pairing of FFVIII would most definitely be Quistis/Rinoa, if you ask me that is. And in FFVII, I never cared much for Aeris, so I have no idea who could I pair Tifa with. Elena the Turk perhaps =P Besides Final Fantasies, I also play SSX3. I've been dreaming about a good Zoe/Allegra fic, but sadly haven't seen any. It's really a shame there are no young women (besides Kate Walker herself) in the Syberia games. (The upcoming Syberia III might finally change this sad fact, I have heard.) There are not even young men, if the somewhat ageless automaton Oscar doesn't count, so there's no one to pair the beautiful Kate with - unless I bring her best friend Olivia from New York to the adventure and come up with a reason for her to come. Or then wait 10-20 years until Malka, the little girl from Romansburg, grows up. As for Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings And The Lost Ocean... for some reason I'm tempted to write a Lyude/Savyna fic, probably because those two are the characters I like the most. Lyude/Kalas will also do. The other characters in that game are just so... blah. Although, if you remember the barkeeper in Gibari's hometown, the woman called Anna, I could pair her with either Savyna, Kalas, or Lyude. Hmm... My love for Dragon Age is bordering on obsession, lol. And curiously, in Origins I'm not so much interested in the Warden - I'd rather see other characters paired up. You know, like Wynne/Zevran, Anora/Cauthrien or Leliana/Lanaya. Wynne/Morrigan would be a funny twist, but I have no idea how to make their motivations believable, heh. As for the Warden, a young (elf) magi - male or female - with Wynne would float my boat, and I think a Dalish Warden with Velanna would totally be believable. And in Dragon Age II, well, I tend to swing to the kinky side; f!Hawke/Bethany and f!(mage)Hawke/Meredith, oh my God. (Yes, I have an obsession with a dominating Meredith, and not ashamed to admit it, lol. Power is sexy.) And while we're at it, putting Bethany in the Circle and having Meredith "discipline" her in a Bethany/Meredith fic, yes, that would be worth reading. (I might actually try and scribble a one-shot about that scenario. Not promising anything, but I would like to try.) But maybe I'm not a hopeless pervert, since I also like f!Hawke/Merril, it's just too cute. And Bethany/Isabela, heh. I don't just play games you know, I also watch anime. In Neon Genesis Evangelion, I'd read Asuka/Misato, Asuka/Rei, Maya/Ritsuko and Misato/Ritsuko. Being the old dirty man I am, having a thing for schoolgirl lesbians, it figures that I just had to watch Sailor Moon. And as a result, I'm drooling for (Haruka's voice and) such pairings as Usagi/Rei, Usagi/Haruka, Usagi/Seiya, Haruka/Seiya, Haruka/Makoto, Haruka/Rei, Haruka/Ikuko (Usagi's mother... yes I know I'm weird - blame the way they picture mothers in anime...), Rei/Makoto, Rei/Setsuna, Minako/Setsuna (time and love... what a combination!), and Minako/Katarina (Katarina is the woman who appeared in one episode of Sailor Moon classic, being Minako's English friend / "oneesan-figure"). Hehe, no, I don't watch dubs, and you shouldn't either. Oh and one funny idea - there was a perfect set up for Michiru/Mamoru in one episode of Sailor Moon S. The sailors and Mamoru were in a ball, and Michiru wanted to dance with Mamoru. Usagi strictly forbade that, but forgot about being strict as Haruka said she would dance with Usagi (grin). Heck, don't I wish I was even half as popular as Haruka! (lol) Someone gave me a hint that I might like Bakuretsu Tenshi. Why yes, with Jo and Meg being absolutely gorgeous and so obviously a couple, I am enjoying myself immensely watching them! Besides that pair, I could also give Jo/Sei a try...and why not Meg/Sei too, while we're at it. Watching Fate/Stay Night, I was almost ready to sue the authors of that show for spying on me. The character Archer bears a striking resemblance to me, which can by no means be a coincidence. (Especially since FFX-2's Baralai also looks exactly like me.) Still, rather than pairing him with anyone, I'd like to see Saber and Rin together. In Pokemon there are also a few nice possibilities, mostly Jessie/Cassidy, Jessie/Misty (in some cases) and Jessie/Jessibelle (yeah I know...). Since I started watching Xena: Warrior Princess, I have been tempted to write a Xena/Gabrielle fic (no surprise there). Or, alternatively, Xena/Callisto, Xena/Alti, Gabrielle/Afrodite, Xena/Varia, or Gabrielle/Cyane. The last two, Varia and Cyane, are incredibly good-looking Amazons. A very interesting couple would be Gabrielle/Eve, mut I'm not sure whether that would be incest... after all, Gabrielle calls Xena's unborn baby "our baby". Anything else you wish to know? PM me and I just might reply. NOTE: My newest fic, Sing For Me, is still in process. I'm slow I know, but I haven't forgotten nor given up! | |||||||
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