Ib wants to know why Mary continues to haunt her life. Mary just wants to know why her sister hates her.

Steven Universe and the Gems have saved the world so many times in the past, but now a new monster is rising in their town. Steven has to face off against a man unlike any opponent he has battled against so far. And what does a purple-haired teenager have to do with any of this? Steven doesn't know, but one thing's certain. He'll need everyone's help if he wants to save his home.

Three years after decommissioning, the former members of Sector V unknowingly share a secret that could save the world.

Doppio reflects on everything within his last, lonely moments of life.

An alternate ending after Jailbreak. How far will Steven go to protect the ones he loves?

Keitaro has had enough of the grief he's been going through at the Hinata Inn by the girls and he makes the decision to leave and doing so sets the wheels of fate in motion not only for Keitaro but for everyone else as well and things will never be the same.

Picking up after the episode "Jail Break" I deviate away from the main storyline to create an alternate one. Lots of Action, Romance, adventures, New Gems, returning old gems and more surprises.

When Voldemort disappeared life fell apart for 8 year old Merula Snyde. Her parents were sent to Azkaban, and she was sent to live with an aunt who couldn't care less about her. Now as she tries to navigate the unfriendly halls of Hogwarts, Merula has only one force driving her. The Cursed Vaults, and her desire to get inside. But can she face what is hiding beneath the ice?

Inga Karkhuul Khura'in constantly tries to show the world that he is a powerful, fearless man who will stop at nothing to get what he wants- which is for the most part true, but deep down he's just a big softie. A series of one-shots depicting Rayfa's childhood with Inga. Rated T for slightly more mature themes in later chapters.

A re-telling of Trauma Center: Under the Knife and Second Opinion with new elements added. Derek Stiles, a surgeon who's still learning the ropes is thrown into a world where strange parasites threaten humanity. Teaming up with Angie Thompson, the two work together as they're thrown into a war they didn't know was happening. Which side will win in this Pathogenic War? (AU)

Gumball is having the worst day ever, and it's not ending there. In fact, it's not ending at all! Gumball is stuck in a time loop and if he ever wants tomorrow to come he has to get to the bottom of what's causing it.

Just a series of oneshots centering around Starco, written by yours truly!

AU. Ten years ago, on a solemn hour, one trivial mistake breaks Lapis Lazuli free. Fueled with hatred, she seized the Crystal Gems' most prized possession; their legacy; their Steven, and fled into the night. History as you know it, has been rewritten since then. [Covers for this story by SsjGojux20.]

Imagine you only had one person left, one last thing in this empty universe that loved you, almost as much as you loved him. You'd do anything to protect him, you'd make unbelievable sacrifices for him, right? What if that person was hurt, left to the point of death? How far would you go to save him, to make sure it never happened again? What choices would you be willing to make?

11 year old Louise hates Valentine's Day and all the couples. When she finds Logan kissing a girl she punches him with a fury she doesn't understand. Tina says she likes him, and Logan thinks she does too... Louigan multichapter story centered around Valentine's Day.

Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change? -NOT DEAD, I AM JUST RECOVERING FROM HATING SPIRIT OF JUSTICE'S ENDING-

Several months after the mystery in America, Flora visits Lady Dahlia with the professor, Luke, Clive and Emmy as a birthday surprise. However things are not as they seem-and when Flora uncovers a dark secret it leads to another baffling case. Together the professor and his assistants must overcome an evil sorceress and recover the Dark Apple to save St Mystere. Read for enjoyment.

In a world where Jolyne is born with the powers of Stone Free, Jotaro is forced to take responsibility and raise her to use her powers right. When he is called to Morioh, he brings her along. How much more bizarre can this adventure get, with a six-year-old Jolyne joining in the insanity. (Cover art by aruchibarudo on tumblr)

A rewrite of RWBY focusing on character development and contextual action, filling the gaps within the story while trying to keep to the spirit of the work. Written by a semi-fan and his grumpy friend.

Takes place after the good ending. Pierce rudely awakens the Boss one morning, and tries to convince him of something. Surprisingly, the Boss agrees, and the Saints go on a vacation; which is all fun and games, until they're bombarded with a lot of sh** to deal with. Will the Saints ever get a break? Drama,Humor, Action, Adventure, Romance, and of course a lot of Crime.

After the events of "Come Back", the Crystal Gems accept two new entries in their team, as Steven tries to show the new members of his family the beauty of his world, the fondations of Homeworld are violently shaken by the disappearance of one of its leaders... meanwhile something malignant starts to awake, something powerful and ancient, hidden at the very center of the world...

What happens when innocent bystanders get fed up with enduring the fallout from Sonichu's zappin' adventures? REVOLUTION, that's what! Experience Sonichu from a whole new perspective, as the PVCC fights to end the tyranny of Christian Weston Chandler.

Malachite still can't be found. However, because of her instability, and Lapis' loss of strength, she unfuses. The vengeful and angry Jasper escapes and is coming for her enemies. The crystal gems have to find a way to defeat this homeworld gem before anyone gets hurt. Laughs and pain will be shared in this adventure that will end this fight between good and bad.

[SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY] One year has passed since Judy Hopps uncovered a conspiracy to turn half of Zootopia's population against the other. She can't stop thinking about what she could have done differently. And if there's any shred of redemption to be found in the heart of the one who masterminded it. The only way she'll get answers is to sit down and have a face-to-face chat.

In the middle of some strange ruins, Luffy disappeared. As the rest of the Straw Hats try to find him, they end up travelling through his memories and are trapped in the past, with no idea to how to get out or how to find their captain. But not all things are meant to be seen… how will they take to seeing what had Luffy been hiding from them?

Luke has a question for Aurora, but first he needs her father's approval. [Bonds Left Unbroken Bonus Episode.]

The Professor and the Gang are off to solve another mystery! It has been 1 year after the events of the Unwound Future. The Story of the Azran is not quite over yet... Dark Artifacts have been spreading Menacing Mishaps... Can the Professor solve this mystery, that may be the toughest one yet?

When the Three Stooges from MIT reconstruct their deep-sea radar to search for underwater aliens, Ika Musume becomes enraged. After breaking the machine, however, things begin to move in ways none of the Lemon Shack crew are prepared for. Is Ika Musume really the only one of her kind? What will happen when the life she thought she left behind washes ashore? *RETURNED*

Completely overwhelmed with guilt and resentment over Garnet and Pearl's feud, Steven runs away from home. One problem: there isn't exactly anywhere to go. But what if, by pure coincidence, he was to meet the person (or gem) he least expected, the enemy? At least, who he used to consider the enemy. Begins after Ep. 63 "Cry for Help." Complete. Cover art by Candy-Vegetto.

Flora Reinhold and Clive Dove meet again ten years after the events of "The Unwound Future". One could imagine this first encounter doesn't go well... but ten years is a long time to allow for people to change. Whether it be for better or for worse...

Sometimes I write things, and sometimes these things are about Dipper and Pacifica and I'm deeply sorry about that. Fluff inside. Please consider that everything before chapter 8 was written before 'Northwest Mansion Mystery' and may seem out of context with the show.

A boy Pacifica hates is coming to visit and he is completely in love with her. Pacifica thinks that if he sees her with a boyfriend, he'll lose interest. Dipper is very surprised and confused that she picks him to be said boyfriend, but as he spends time with her, he soon gets to know who she really is. 1st Gravity Falls Fanfic. No flames Please. 8yr old sister gave me the title.

How much trouble can two little girls be for one adult man? Well, Garry is about to find out, as he has to take care of his two younger sisters, Ib and Mary. This is a series of short stories about the misadventures of Garry, Ib, and Mary, as they simply try to live a normal life together. (From the game "Ib", however, this is an AU. The short stories will not be written in order.)

Naomi was freed from her burden by the Rosalia Virus and able to give Alyssa the life she lost. If only things could be so simple, but one letter and the name 'Nozomi Weaver' printed upon it remind her she's not free yet. Delphi's back and they have no intention of allowing the Devil Doctor or her Agent a peaceful life. - Post-Trauma Team, rolling into Under the Knife 2 story

SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE PREQUEL TRILOGY, ESPECIALLY AZRAN LEGACY. Oneshot. The three remaining Bronevs reflect on their motives. Two of them are selfish, and the last one believes that he is, too. It must run in the family.

A compilation of one-shots surroundings the adventures of Dipper, Mabel, their confidants, and enemies in Gravity Falls, Oregon! Upcoming Story Forty Seven: In Mabel's bubble, she enjoyed the world she created for herself, but when her clone Catherine appears, her bright world is suddenly darkened through a deal Mabel wish she can take back!

"She was the goddess of the dawn, and he was her guiding light." Rather than face her duty as the Azran Emissary, Aurora decides to flee from the Nest. She isn't going alone. (AU)

Star is ready to become a Queen and she will soon leave Earth to pursue her royal duties on Mewni. Despite being more than happy for his magical friend, Marco realizes that he may also have deeper (and unspoken) feelings for her. Things get a bit more complicated when an ancient evil, Lord Deimor, threatens to unleash The Darkness and put an end to the entire Universe. [STARCO]

Lapis tries to take Steven's mind off things. Sequel to Saving a Hero.

Flora meets the professor's family. [Bonds Left Unbroken Bonus Episode.]

This is the story where Dipper and Bill have this neutral friendship and make deals with each other. Deals like opening soda cans, holding a lemonade store, advice on eating apples and doing laundry. And then there's Mabel turning into a love goddess and

A year after the events of the Azran Legacy, Aurora is reborn into a new life. Fourteen years later Aurora still doesn't know about her past life and thinks she's all alone in the orphanage. But is she really? SPOILERS likely for all games, especially The Azran Legacy.

Malachite unfuses, and Lapis has to face the true reason she chose to fuse with Jasper.

A blank piece of paper in a strangely addressed envelope. Harmless, until it forces the Professor to recall a portion (& a person) of his past that he tried incessantly to forget. Tea time is forced to wait as Layton & crew investigate a suspicious tycoon with a shadowed agenda. Part I of a trilogy. Canon, apart from a few original characters. R&R intelligently. NOW COMPLETE!

Lapis and Steven met up on Fridays at 2:30, every week, on the dot. But when Steven is too sick to go and Amethyst is sent to deliver the bad news, something great happens.

Lapis has finally been freed- from Jasper, from Malachite, and from herself. But despite it all, she's still not happy. At least Steven's there to lend her a hand.

Lapis Lazuli spends time in Earth's oceans thinking about home.

For 35 seconds the weight of the world was literally on her shoulders. Mabel makes her choice, but it soon go horribly wrong. Tricked into making a deal Mabel is given the chance to try again and quickly learns there is no right choice. Caught in a no-win situation with two bleak timelines in play and all of reality in jeopardy, she's once again left with an impossible decision.

It had been a month since Steven and the gems managed to defeat Jasper and Peridot. But even if they had won a battle, they knew that soon or later, other gems from Homeworld would have come to Earth. What they didn't know was the fact that, very soon, they would have had to face an enemy whose strenght went beyond all their imagination.

If some things are truly meant to be, if no twist of fate can keep two destined souls apart, if a another chance at life is another chance to find each other and fall in love all over again, is that not a chance worth taking? Does love know boundaries?

It all started with a spider. For once, Ludo actually has a good enough plan that might get him the wand he desires. But in result to that, Marco has been having dreams. Very dangerous, powerful dreams that have been influencing him very strongly. It's all up to Star to get her friend back. ((This story is better than it looks trust me))

Upon leaving his icebox for another contract at Resurgam, CR-SO1 discovers his identity stolen by an orphan. Upon taking custody of Alyssa, Naomi is forced to accept another high-stakes detective case. Upon his return to Resurgam, Gabe finds that his renewed hospital career approaches another dangerous turn. Deception is everywhere. Trauma Team, includes OCs.

In an alternate end to Jailbreak, Jasper perishes aboard the ship, and Lapis is left without a purpose. Until she figures out what to do, she stays with Steven. Peridot is later found discarded and depressed, and both Gems' lives are taken on an emotional journey they never dreamed of as they help one other realize there are some things on this miserable planet worth fighting for.

Glimpses into what life could have been like had they gone together. (AU)

A horrible train accident leaves our Professor bewildered and without his apprentice. With both a price and a time on Luke's head, Layton must barrel through puzzle after puzzle to save him.

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful young girl. Her name was Aurora.

Gumball and Darwin accidentally blow up the Wilson household, forcing the Wilson's to move in with the Wattersons until it gets fixed. Now they have to deal with egotistic Tobias, bratty Rachel, and Harold, who likes to poke things. Plus there's Jackie.

Erhard Muller was tracking a swarm of butterflies believed to be carrying the Rosalia Virus when he finds himself dragged into the mess with GUILT, PGS, and Neo-GUILT along with Gabriel Cunningham. Alternate Universe version of Trauma Center Under the Knife 2 crossed with Trauma Team. Derek x Angie, CR-S01/Erhard x Heather.

Yuzuru and Kanade find themselves back in the real world after leaving the afterlife. But is all really as it seems? Life is not a bed of roses even after their previous battles.

Luke and Aurora go stargazing... but wishes don't always come true.

Two years have passed since the fateful adventure of The Unwound Future, and for two years, London's criminals have kept quiet. But now the professor is nowhere to be found, and Luke finds he must call upon the help of an old adversary if he ever hopes to find his beloved teacher again. Spoilers in the reviews, beware! :)

An Anthor fic. It's mating season for dragons and Spike is finally old enough for it, but that's a bad thing for ponies. For he'll become a sex crazed maniac and Celestia has come up with chaining him up to prevent from hurting any pony. But Twilight and the others feel there a better way, even if it means offering their bodies for their friend. Spike/Harem.

Yuzuru got a chance to live in the world once more. Yet no memories from the afterlife. He's having dreams lately, which he find very uncomfortable. Until he met a certain white-haired girl, and different people which seemed to be familiar to him, all of them. What if these dreams aren't just dreams? But a memory of a lost love and friendship?

When the Azran Legacy is unleashed, it shakes the entire world. (AU)

AU: What would happen if Keitaro Urashima was not obsessed with his childhood promise and actually lived his own life. Crossover with Great Teacher Onizuka.

[SPOILERS for the final case of AA: Dual Destinies] Certain to get the death sentence, the Phantom asks for one thing in exchange of all the information the police may want from him: his identity, and a name to call his own before he dies. And the Mood Matrix just may be the key to recover his lost memories. [Sequel is up]

When a stranger passes by, Luke is forced to remember an old friend.

Trucy Athena and Pearl throw a sleepover. Comedy ensues

Wander and Lord Hater engage in a game of chess, but Wander has his own ideas about how the game is played

Takes place after "The Hobbit". Once Wendy's photo is released, "working out" becomes popular among the younger students. When Karen gets in the crossfire, Kenny will do anything to prevent her from falling victim to what he previously thought was the best thing to happen to South Park Elemntary. He also manages to start a new trend in the process.

While aboard the airship Bostonius, the Azran emissary Aurora discovers how humans display affections for one another.

Every one that enters the Mystery Room believes that Lucy and Alfendi would make a cute couple. Except Lucy and Alfendi. Will someone push them in the right direction and open their eyes to the love they are overlooking?

Now that the troubled times in Misthallery have passed, Clark finally gets the chance to mend the bond between him and Brenda.

Right now, Lucy couldn't tell who was hysterical; her, or the Professor. Rated T for some described violence.

"With time, I can forgive him... but I will never forget what he has done to me, my family and Misthallery."

A quick tale about a sibling who can't be found, and a lingering trauma that just won't leave a certain young girl alone.

After being humiliated in Irrational Treasure. Pacifica plots to destroy Dipper by stealing his heart and grinding it to dust! Winner of GrapplingHook's Faller for 2012 Best Gravity Falls Fan Fiction!

When Professor Layton an Luke receive a letter from an old friend, Emmy Altava, they were not expecting the mystery that would come with it.

Even those dubbed as perfect can sometimes make mistakes, but everything is forgivable and frivolous in the end. Such is the way of the most perfect, evil family down the Lane.

Flora goes out clothes shopping one day. When she comes home, she reminds Luke of someone...

Professor Hershel Layton tells two of the most important people in his life about each other.

Two years after the Rosalia incident, things seem to be back to normal. Erhard Muller aka CR-S01 is close to working off his sentence, but a sudden rencounter with his past is the catalyst for a series of catastrophic events... Temporary Haitus

Descole had an easy ride fooling everyone in Misthallery. Everyone except for Brenda.

Layton is invited to a formal event, where he finds himself talking to Bill Hawks about the part he played in the disaster ten years ago that had cost Layton his loved one.

A bunch of expanded Trauma Team scenes with a somewhat different approach than what you remember... Including the "Patient Zero" scenes! Now finally complete! :3

Flora is speaking out. This is about Flora and her POV living with Luke and the professor. I hope you like it!

Naomi must make the hardest decision of her life...or death. My take on "Twisted Rosalia". Angst and sweet Naomi/Alyssa. Naomi x Little Guy. Rated T for language.

When Lisa Cunningham dies in a car accident, she leaves her sixteen year-old son with nowhere else to go but to the father that he has never known. Now Gabe and Joshua must struggle to understand each other before others separate them for good.

Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.

A series of short epilogues for each of Ib's multiple endings.

A fanpoem on Rosalia Rossellini and the Rosalia Virus. Contains spoilers for Trauma Team.

What happens after Unwound Future? When dead bodies begin to turn up, a pattern emerges... And Layton is on the run from the law. Layton/Claire, Luke/Flora, Clive/Emmy

Sequel to "Could Have Been". Though the events of Discord are behind them, Twilight still thinks about the spirit of disharmony. Thoughts kept to herself, she realizes that some of the things she does remind her of him...and how she DOES miss him.

The sequel to PL and the Rewound Repercussions, featuring Legal's new life. Spoilers for the third game.

A curious little tale, about a curious little girl, who stumbled upon a curious little world that was everything she'd ever dreamed of...or was it? Be careful what you wish for.

Naomi and Alyssa enjoy their first Christmas together. Sweet Naomi and Alyssa fluff. Oneshot. Some Naomi x Little Guy.

"Later, she would credit her survival to a few key things... She would never know why she did it, but she without a doubt believed it saved her life." Rosalia managed to survive her father's onslaught and fled back to Portland, only to find all change.

Karen finds out who Mysterion truly is just by something he asks her to watch for him. Happens after the events of "Poor Kid."

Semi-AU. For the "What If?" contest. "No matter what kind of future it is, I'll definitely find you and meet you again." A promise is a promise, and even after death, Rosalia Rossellini is determined to keep hers.

Harmony has been restored in Equestria and all the ponies are happy and enjoying themselves, glad that Discord is gone. However, one certain pony pays the stone-imprisoned creature a visit, feeling the need to tell him there's more to life than chaos.

Even the Delightful Children from down the Lane get nightmares,and when they have a particularly terrifying one,they go to the only one they know that might comfort them,Father

Clive has gotten out of prison, but has no where to go. Knowing that a certain gentleman could never refuse to help someone in need, he heads over there. But what happens when said gentleman and his apprentice aren't there?

Monarchs dance overhead, blurring the sky with brilliant color. In a hospital two thousand miles away, six doctors are joined together by one goal: to save lives. This is Trauma Team, the complete edition, in fanfiction form. Useful if you forget an important plot detail or quote, or just want to see our take on a particular scene. Now... let's begin the operation!

A life or death situation will not only force Coop to work with the heartless feline, but to also LISTEN to him. Can the two "forcibly" work together for a common cause?

A collection of LaharlxFlonne funny and fluffy one-shots.

Brenda had been letting her son go on adventures with Layton for some time before she started to question just how authentic these adventures really were.

In which Flora confronts the Professor regarding his poor guardianship.

The professor had gotten used to having children in his life, so when Luke and Flora were finally gone Emmy decided to help stop him from becoming too unhappy. Fate, however, decided to throw a wrench in the works in the form of an ex-convict, Clive Dove.

Naomi's starting to find out that parenting isn't as easy as it sounds...Maybe Gabe could give her a few pointers... Naomi's past is also starting to cave in on her like a tidal wave...What will happen when Alyssa is brought into the light of truth?

Gabe reads a bedtime story to Joshua and Alyssa. Randomness ensues as he attempts to "jazz up the story a little". Implied CR-S01/Maria, Naomi/Little Guy; parody of the Philippine myth "Alitaptap"

Ghost Trick. The final fate is averted. What exactly happens in this new timeline? Spoilers ahoy.

After the final battle, N and White begin traveling together to see the world. But how will they deal not only with an immediate threat to the both of them but also the hidden feelings for each other? NxWhite/Touko.

In a world where only I linger is a place where I can finally rest, undisturbed. But I can't, for a great evil still disturbs me, and I have to prevent the evil I helped create. I cannot allow harm to pass through reality, for that, is my true domain.

A collection of poems for the characters. Spoilers included.

A short story about Rosalia, Albert, and an injured Monarch butterfly.

The professor visits Legal after the events of Unwound Future. SPOILERS FOR THE THIRD GAME.

"I follow you home everyday, I make dinner―I mean, we even tuck Alyssa in together, for God's sake!" Naomi approached her life the same way she approached her cases; Navel thinks otherwise.

My take on the continuation of the cliffhanger ending to Angel Beats!

Is it unfair for me to waste away in an ice box because of a thing my adoptive father did? Yes, but I don't resent him. I forgive him even. So this is how the rest of my life will be. Wait a minute...Dr.Tachibana, Dr.Torres what are you...? ONESHOT

Rosalia's backstory. Pleasant Days tells us the story of members of the Sartre family right until the Cumberland College incident and Rosalia's remaining days in Mexico. Massive Trauma Team spoilers, rated K for moderate profanity and blood.

In which Navel teaches Naomi how to bake and there is fluff, food fights, and more fluff.

Did CR-S01 genuinely mean it when he told Albert that he hadn't resented him? Did he ever learn his actual name? Was Rosalia always so sad? Oneshot.

After Otonashi Yuzuru leaves the 'Afterlife', he awakens in the tunnel, just as he is saved by a team of workers. After recovering, he begins to remember things from the Afterlife, as me meets those people he had given a purpose... OtonashixKanade later.

Oneshot. With Kanade disappearing in front of him, Yuzuru thought it was the end of the world for him. Sometimes, however, star-crossed lovers are bound together by the red string of Fate.

When you've just realized how alone you are and an insane little robot shows up on your doorstep, do you let him inside? Only if you don't strangle him first. GAGF, slightly GAGR. One-shot.

Numbuh 5 is really tired, and Cree wants a fight anyway. But for once, things get a little more serious. Just some Cree/Abigail Sistership!

Supreme Leader 362, peeved at the subversion of her authority, resolves to personally go into space after Numbuh One and get him back from the Galactic KND no matter what the cost. But does she have ulterior motives? And Father's along for the ride....

Ran Mouri is tired of the lies and evasions. She is determined to get to the truth behind her little house guest once and for all. But is she really prepared for what she may find?

Luke is upset that Professor Layton wants to read him a bedtime story, and Flora wonders why.

Klavier Gavin has to visit his brother one last time. He didn't plan on the company of a magician with a score to settle. Rather short and certainly not K/T.

Flonne drove Laharl nuts. She must be the easiest person to kill or even rape. On top of that, her naivety was always screwing around with his head. Sometimes he figured she did it on purpose. But that's okay. In the end, Laharl loves that about her.

When Layton gets into a puzzle, he REALLY gets into it.

Professor Garfield gives his top 10 ridiculous quick fire excuses for why you didn't do your homework. This is my first story I posted on here so give me some advice.

A nameless evil emerges, and it's after Flonne. Will the trio be able to uncover the grey areas in Flonne's past? Or will this new enemy drag her into a world of obscurity? Many things are unclear. LaharlxFlonne

The sequel of my other Disgaea fic. Flonne has doubts about Laharl's feelings for her and decides to dare him to do one thing to make sure. LaharlXFlonne. They just look so cute together! :

Luke's doing an experiment, and luckily, he has a test subject living under the same roof! Poor Flora.

The Evil Acadmey is ablazed with pre-Prom excitement! Everyone is getting a date, even the losers! But why not Raspberyl? Her friends have dates, even the zombies and teachers are getting dates! Why can't she? Is she the only one? Maoberyl.

The 'companion' to "10 Reasons Why I Hate Klavier Gavin" but from Klavier's POV this time! Klavier x Ema

Layton was learning a few things about teenagers.

The worst monsters are the ones we create. T&T spoilers. Oneshot.

Nobody likes Charlie Brown—that's what he's always thought. But is it really true?

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.