Professor Garfield's Top 10 excuses for NOT having your homework

Hey Professor Garfield here! Forget to do your homework, can't find your homework, too stupid to do your homework? I have the answer! I have ten ridiculous quick fire excuses that might smooth things out for you.

And if you get sent to detention or to the principal's office… that's not my problem.

10. I left my brain at home; it's in my sock drawer somewhere.

9. I had a brain cramp so I had to go to the hospital overnight.

8. My dog ate my homework… then my science project ate my dog.

7. My homework was abducted by aliens from planet Meepzork.

6. I had the answers; I just didn't have the questions.

5. My mom grounded me from doing homework.

4. I'll give it to you when my parents are finished doing it.

3. My homework got recycled so all I can give you is this newspaper.

2. Geniuses are too smart to do homework.

1. Retarded people are too stupid to do homework.