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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Ok peeps monkey monkey underpants (get? no well then you suck.) Gender: Girl Name:Ash Age: None of your dam bees-wax (Get it from The Titan's Curse I want a dam t-shirt!(You don't get it do you?)) Lives: In the middle of none of your damn bees-wax Profession: Book worm True Love in Life: Pitbulls in general Favorite Subject: Ummm... Does Band count??? (My band teacher person says I'm one of the best bassoon players he's seen in awhile) On pottermore I am a Ravenclaw my wand is Unicorn 12 and a quarter inches, hard (wink,wink) and my name is WolfsbaneEcho6582 Now thats all your getting If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile. Now must of you won't read the rest on my page but Think this you may find something that will change your life and aspects and maybe your innocence but I highly doubt so at least read some of it now Read on!! Now first read this it is Priceless Do this: 1. Go to google translate. (English to Vietnamese) 2. Type "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" 3. Copy the Vietnamese words. 4. Translate to English 5. Laugh Freely 6. Then erase it all 7. Then put ... in the english 8.Then translate it in Japeness 9.Then press the listen button!!! 10. Laugh Freely! Interesting quotes "Life doesn't matter its the impact is has on the world that matters' "People give you good opportunities its using them that is difficult" “We build but to tear down. Most of our work and resource is squandered. Our onward march is marked by devastation. Everywhere there is an appalling loss of time, effort and life. A cheerless view, but true.” “I don't care that they stole my idea . . I care that they don't have any of their own” “The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.” "Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to practical use." "The man who knows how will always have a job; the man who knows why will always be his boss." "The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook." "There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." "Knowledge rests on knowledge; what is new is meaningful because it departs slightly from what was known before." "Patience is the companion of wisdom." "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." "All war is based on deception." "He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious." "Invincibility lies in the defence, victory lies in the attack." "Know thy self, know thy enemy." "Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe." "If we don't end war, war will end us." "Anything that happens once will surely not happen again, but if it happens a second time then it must happen a third." "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." "Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered one thousand years ago." "It is the neglect of timely repair that makes rebuilding necessary." "It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf." "The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it." And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. IF YOU LOVE JASPER HALE... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM! IF YOU LOVE SETH CLEARWATER... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM! IF YOU LOVE JACOB BLACK... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM! If you truly believe that there is an Seth Clearwater out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Seth...) copy/paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your bio if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your keester off. If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate "Copy and Paste" junk in general, but at times can't resist doing it anyways...come on. You know you want to... Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? "Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy." Dierks Bentley "If at first you don't succeed sky-divin ain't for yah" unsure "Why are men who are sweet, funny, caring and good looking so hard to find? 'Cause they already got boyfriends" No offense to any guys who are straight and are sweet, funny, caring and good lookin and no offense to any gay guys. Just the guys 'round here are not anything of the above. Quote courtesy of my best friend. "When life gives you lemons, use them to make lemonade. Then sell it, and when you have enough money buy a grenade launcher; see if life gives you lemons again" unsure Marriage is an institution...so is Alcatraz. (Hahaha my mom said the first part and i said the second. She cracked up.) In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell. If you try and don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Hmmmm... Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again. Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge. The more I learn, the less I understand. "My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone." "If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?" "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." Geroge Strait lyric-awesome song :) “Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.” -Woody Allen “Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. “ -William Goldman, "The Princess Bride" "Stand up to be seen, speak up to be heard" "A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart." “We do not remember days; we remember moments.” -Cesare Pavese, The Burning Brand Dear bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Girls The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (hasn’t everybody?) 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (Me and my friends did it in the Royal Albert Hall in the Young Voices Concert in 2010) 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (All my friends are boys, and all my inside jokes are dirty, so it really doesn't make any difference) 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door frame 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (On a residential trip last year, mine is a dark blue Oral B and my friend's is a light blue Oral B) 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (Me and my friend Beth spent a whole lesson chucking it at each other when the teacher wasn't looking) 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. 98 out of 100 I must be pretty stupid Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California of Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat!) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. White:You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday If you love Jacob Black more than Edward, copy this to your profile! If you think Jacob is too sexy for his shirt, then copy this to your profile! If you love Jacob Black more than anything, then copy this to your profile! If you are in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with the Twilight series that it isn't even funny anymore copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jacob Black is the sexiest guy in the world copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fire is better than Ice copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jacob Black was meant for Bella Swan copy and paste this into your profile. I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color Worrying will never change the outcome Believe in yourself a little more RIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Friends: Fade FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter If you think of a sentence, then two seconds later when you go to type it you can't remember what it was, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and Paste this to your profile if everytime you get on the computor to do homework you end up on fanfic, completly forgetting about the homework. (Done this sooooo many times, like now for instance.) FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls When my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Beckendorf Whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena Whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew Whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares Whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth Whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go NOW SWEAR IT ON THE RIVER STYX! RIP Charles Beckendorf, Silena Beauregard, Michael Yew, and all of the demigods who died in the battles against Kronos. -Let us have a moment of silence to honor them- On a completely different note, does anyone remember when Sadie Kane from the Kane Chronicles said that it's hard to summarize your life in five words? Well, we find it easy. Percy Jackson and the Olympians Kane/Gods Pledge: I shall remember Zeus When I see lightning in the sky I shall remember Athena When an owl's flying high I shall remember Poseidon Whenever I'm at sea I shall remember Ares When someone's mean to me I shall remember Hades When I think of someone passed away I shall remember Aphrodite When it's Valentine's Day I shall remember Artemis When I see an arrow and a bow I shall remember Hestia When a fire brightly glows I shall remember Dionysus When I see someone drinking wine I shall remember Demeter When the plants are growing fine I shall remember Apollo When I see the gleaming sun I shall remember Hermes When I see someone on the run I shall remember Hera When I hear of a queen I shall remember Hephaestus When I see an invention that's extreme Wherever I go, Whatever I see I shall remember the deities of ancient Greece I shall remember Carter When a true leader comes I shall remember Sadie When I hear someone pop their gum I shall remember Zia When a fire brightly glows I shall remember Khufu When I watch a Lakers show I shall remember Walt When I put on jewelry I shall remember Alyssa When I see pottery I shall remember Jaz When I see a sacrifice I shall remember Felix When some penguins are on ice I shall remember Julius When a lecturer does drone I shall remember Amos When I see a saxophone Whatever I shall see, wherever I shall go I shall always remember the characters of The Kane Chronicles I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony... If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! My friends used to be simi-normal. Then they met me. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (I'm not) *Who needs Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Harry Potter, Jacob Black, Ron Weasly, Draco Malfoy, and Emmet Cullen when you have PERCY JACKSON?* If you yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile! 669966666669999996669999996669966669966669999666669966669966 1) Press Ctrl F 2) Type 9 You Know You’re a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fan fictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (I tried controlling water, flying, and charmspeaking and guess what? IT WORKED! Then I woke up...) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (A.K.A Percy!) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (On my laptop) You've got a book memorized. (I've memorized most of the funny quotes from The Heroes of Olympus) You've read a book more than five times. (I'm a little obsessed) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (O.K confession time I read all the Harry Potters and Twilights in 1 weekend and then on Monday I realized it was Monday I thought it was Sunday I may or may not have slept on Saturday...) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house he/she killed a character you like. (Rick Riordan...I'm out to get you) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No way I ship percabeth WAY too hard for me to kill Annabeth, even if I want Percy so bad...Besides, Annie would probably kill me first in under 2 seconds flat) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. Your idol is a character from a book. I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page. My favorite PJO quotes: “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” “God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! “Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure. “Now, come over here so I can pat you down." "You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?" “I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!” “I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" “Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded. “Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after a major success on the battlefield-and we haven't had any major battles-or we hold a ballot on the evening of June 24, at the Feast of Fortuna. That's in five days." “She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doing the same thing. The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.” “THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!" “They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?" ''With great power... comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.'' "You drool when you sleep.'' - Annabeth "Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" "My mom's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.'' "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" "It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!"--Percy Jackson "We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face. "How did you die?" "She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me. Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" "With great power... comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up when it's over." “He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs… -Leo and Frank I'll post one more quote when I can remember it and I'm too lazy to get up and check the books, plus IT'S AFTER TWO IN THE MORNING. It'll be from Leo at the beginning of The Mark of Athena and it involves Terminus. *Only hint you get* iF YOU CAN GUESS IT BEFORE i POST IT pm ME. Percy Jackson Acronym: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Yancy Academy. Where Percy studied at when he was 12. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Ichor. The blood of the gods. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at CJ. Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events . You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You write fan fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod. you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth you curse out the gods when something bad happens. you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true. you watch the show and read the book every chance you get. you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york. you go to new york and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. you look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. you try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you question at Poseidon every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades or Thanatos. you talk about them nonstop. You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares. You know Muse is the best singers. Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test and when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page You're in love with a fictional character You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D) You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson. You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends) You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo. you try to talk to horses you try to summon the dead you try to summon lightning you try to breathe underwater you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above thing. YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!! True Story(not me though) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or PJO: Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you! Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater! Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom! Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW! Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you! Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life! Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life! Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines! Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife. Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or my kinsmen and I will have a stampede on you! THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK THE LIGHTNING THIEF AND THE MOVIE 1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink? 90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge 60 story building. copy this in your profile if your part of the 10% yelling JUMP. If your obsesed with PJO copy this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, DeaMii22, Mythscaenger, puckabrina-percabeth-fax101, kelphead, daughterxofxAthena,Pitbull22 If you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile 96 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Biber was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 4 percent yelling JUMP ALREADY OR SO HELP ME I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU MYSELF!!!! The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." "To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love." "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. "He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo." "You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats." "You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge." "I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!" "Not my daughter, you bitch!" (Molly) Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." "You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest." "Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "Yes I thought we might hit that little snag!" "Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge." "Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!" "The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." “We did it, we bashed them, wee Potty's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!” — J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Enter Wal-Mart 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" My Favorite Random Quotes: 1) My mind wandered and never came back. 2) Not a morning person doesn't even began to cover it. 3) According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. 4) Heavily medicated for your safety. 5) Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa. 6) Growing old is mandatary, growing up is optional. 7) I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. 8) Love your enemies. It really gets them confused. 9) Don't steal. The government hates competition. 10) I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. 11) Question Authority. 12) I've run out of sick days. So I am calling in dead. 13) Caution! I brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechuans, Unicorns, Dragons, and other invisible creatures that only I can see. 14) Consciousness that annoying time between naps. 15) Do not meedle in the affairs of Dragons... For you crunchy and good with ketchup. 16) Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most. 17) Protected by angels. 18) Another cynical ex-hippie now working for the establishment... 19) I believe in angels. 20) Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot. 21) Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it. 22) Cute but physco things even out. 23) Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out yout car. 24) You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. Laurance J. Peter 25) Ahh... I see the screw-up Fairy has visited us again. 26) Chaos, Panic, and Disorder... My work here is done. 27) I believe in dragons, good men, and other fanasty creatures. 28) I took a pain pill. Why are you still here? 29) Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 30) Reality is for people who lack imagination. 31) The more people I meet the more I like my dog. 32) You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. 33) Your village called... the idiot is missing. 34) I would love to have a battle of wits with you but you appear unarmed. Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you. Guy's point of view (Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE) From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it -- us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We’ll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I’m in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. (If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.) You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'? I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!’ instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand I’m not sayin I wouldn't like it ether. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important. -Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift? -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... -Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. -Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. -Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. -What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder... -I was thinking, while I was running... About not hitting trees, I hope. -Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate! -Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care. -Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here. -Girls rule, boys suck. The. End. -Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you smack books when the characters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate people who swear because they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile Word Scrambles: DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Now that you've smiled at least once,it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and 'to' and 'too'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Why would I be alive. I just asked *coughmadecough* Hades to borrow his laptop and never gave it back, and he wonders why his "laptop" won't "turn on") If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever read past 8:00 in the morning from the previous day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. If you swear to the gods that door RAN into you, copy and paste this into your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Dogs are better than cats. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. (Lip gloss only) You love to shop. PREP You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. You wear chains. You have worn black lipstick. PUNK You can skateboard. GEEK You love the computer. You have a curfew. EMO You cut yourself over depression You like the band Evanescence(Always will) You cry easily. GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music (Who Doesn't) You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes. ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. When Life gives you Lemons When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. Pick up lines comebacks... Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Are you from tennese? Cause youre the only ten I see. Woman: Are you calling me fat? Man:I semed to have lot my treasure, can I look around your chest? Woman: In the movies don't they find treasure's in deadly caves? Things guys should know about girls! 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. Don't say you understand when you don't. 3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. (sometimes) 4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will. 5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. 8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes. 9. If you did something wrong, apologize. 10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet. 11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. 12. We are Drama queens; never forget that. 13. Fashion police do exist. 14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it. 17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO! 18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men. 19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. 20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.) 21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 22. We are beautiful at all times. 23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't. 24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it. 25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that! 26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont. Funny Phobias If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You haveHippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiaPatient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!" Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming. Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand." Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!" Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch. Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!" Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!" If you: love to read and act crazy, laugh and have fun, ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them, are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need, run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet, spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer, are a night owl who hardly sleeps, act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you, then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you. You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha! 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If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had to move away from a friend, or had a friend move away from you, copy and paste this to your account If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! You are a... CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobiac. CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac. CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight.Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the ball getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but only 4 muscles to give them the middle finger! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. Live is Evil backwards. So if you live you should live evil! Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a woman Guy: I can tell you want me Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Guy: I want to give myself to you Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out If you are ( or have been ) in LOVE with fictional characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is too big) Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what Genius came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. (\)(/) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) 90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY! If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile. Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick. Copy on your profile! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. Post this on your profile if you hate racism. FactsOfLife As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Being weird is like being normal, only better. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. If you think that you are too small to make a difference, then you have never been alone in the dark with a mosquito. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil! Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Don't lead to me temptation... I can find it myself There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time. I'm awesome. Agree or die. An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences You call me a B. Well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :P My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? A little remix of Jingle bells Percy Jackson style! Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh, Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away, Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright, What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide, a horse and eagle fight, a thunder bolt by my side, the eagle got hit and sank, some time the horse had bought, Poseidon's face turned blank, as he foiled Zeus' plot, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. Smile... it confuses people. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-) Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I can resist anything but temptation. The best place to hide is in plain sight. Guys aren't worth your tears. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. Music is my boyfriend. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." When the house lights dimmed and the concert was about to begin, the mother returned to her seat and discovered that the child was missing. Suddenly, the curtains parted and spotlights focused on the impressive Steinway on stage. In horror, the mother saw her little boy sitting at the keyboard, innocently picking out "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." At that moment, the great piano master made his entrance, quickly moved to the piano, and whispered in the boy's ear, "Don't quit. Keep playing" Then, leaning over, Paderewski reached down with his left hand and began filling in a bass part. Soon his right arm reached around to the other side of the child, and he added a running obbligato. Together, the old master and the young novice transformed what could have been a frightening situation into a wonderfully creative experience. The audience was so mesmerized that they couldn't recall what else the great master played. only the classic, "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." Perhaps that's the way it is with God. What we can accomplish on our own is hardly noteworthy. We try our best, but the results aren't always graceful flowing music. However, with the hand of the Master, our life's work can be beautiful. The next time you set out to accomplish great feats, listen carefully. You may hear the voice of the Master, whispering in your ear, "Don't quit. Keep playing." May you feel His arms around you and know that His hands are there, helping you turn your feeble attempts into true masterpieces. Remember, God doesn't seem to call the equipped, rather, He equips the 'called.' Life is more accurately measure by the lives you touch than by the things you acquire. So touch someone by passing this little message along. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her -Before Marriage- Boy: I have been waiting for this day. (Read from bottom to top) In Remembrance Promise to Remember You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when... You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath. You call your least favorite teacher Snape. Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl. You actually ask for a broom for Christmas. You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight. You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.) You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace. You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten. You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!" You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote! You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands. You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear. When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move. You yell into the "tellyfone." You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme". Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does. You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's). You name all of your pets after HP characters. You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books. You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about. You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences. You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving Here are some quiz's if u know anymore PM me For 39 % you are: You were sorted into Ravenclaw! You are eager to learn, witty, and intelligent. Famous people of this house include, Cho Chang and Luna Lovegood. You could also get this result: Or even this one: Or even this one: Take this quiz: What Hogwarts House Do You Belong In? Your result for The Sorting Hat Test... RAVENCLAW! You scored 32% Slytherin, 44% Ravenclaw, 16% Gryffindor, and 16% Hufflepuff! Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you've a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind. Ravenclaws are known for their intelligence, ingenuity, and lifelong thirst for knowledge. Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy Copy and Paste this on your profile if you take this oath of friendship Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Friendship is like peeing your pants, Funny Quotes: - All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun. - I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. - Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia. - Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. - They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cause if you just stood ther and yelled BANG, I dont think you'd kill too many people. - So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? - People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. - Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children. - Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet. - Cute but psycho- things even out. - Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. - I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. (especially on Monday) - No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. - 'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it! - When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons? - When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. - When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. - When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! - I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me. - I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. - Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one. - Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest damn thing you can do. - Love your enemies. It pisses them off. - Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? - Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice? - Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. - Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over. - Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. - Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we? - I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept! - Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide. - I was uncool before uncool was cool. - Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug. - I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone. - Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it. - All those who have telekenesis, raise my hand. - Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? - I live in my own little world- but it's okay, they know me there. - Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and then there would have been peace on earth. - The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. - I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. - Don't call me emo, or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain. And then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT. - Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. - Tell the truth and run. - If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? - Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Education is important. school however, is another matter. - I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends. - Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. - It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and it's not conductive to a creative atmosphere! - Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils. - Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - I was born intelligent. Education ruined me. - How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? - There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning. - God made relatives. Thank god we can choose our friends. - The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place? - Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet - Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes - I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework - You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you - I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours - If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course - I intend to live forever... so far so good - So what's the speed of dark? - Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again - Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight - Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up - A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while - Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities I used to be schizophrenic, but now we're okay. (Saw that on a car and burst out laughing in the middle of the Kroger's parking lot :) Am I the only one who thinks that Severus wraps his cloak around himself to hide a boner? |
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