Ryu-Gihide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Legend of Zelda, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Soul Calibur, and Pirates of the Caribbean. I started writing back in middle school, and I kept on doing so after I blew everyone away, even the teacher, with the introduction to my story. I've won a few awards for my work, and I hope to captivate my readers and let them explore the wonders of the imagination. I'm inspired by writers like Phillip Pullman, J.K. Rowling, Dan Brown, and Eoin Colfer. I scincerley hope you won't consider me just another author here at Fan Fiction and that you will frequently patronize my works. Please forgve me if you find me delaying, after all, good things come to those who wait. Political Affiliation:None. I refuse to labeled as a conservative or a liberal-becuse both sides have idiots on them. Intrests: Drawing, Gaming, Flying model planes, Martial Arts Weaponry, Religious Architecture Current Residence: The Bay Area, California Preferred kinds of music: Movie/Game Soundtracks, classical-pop Favorite Games: The Legend of Zelda, Soul Calibur, Beyond Good and Evil A Personal Quote: "Yes." |
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Through Time and Back by Icy Cake reviews
Poor Link and Siegfried. When their swords collided in battle, both opposing energies of their blades have created a time void that had sucked them in and spat them out ten years younger... How will they ever return back to normal? Under major revision. Done up to chapter 18.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 334,235 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Link, Siegfried, Nightmare, Lizardman - Complete
There is No Caffeine by Anakin McFly reviews
A collection of Matrix vignettes, mostly Neo-centric. #8 - Secret Window
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Neo
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Legend of Zelda: Summit of Peace by Kirbilius Clausius reviews
After the Princess of Twilight, everyone seeks to politically capitalize. Can the Hero of Twilight survive not monsters and traps, but diplomatic pressures on trade and technology while anticipating cultural sublties?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,544 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Zelda, Link, Midna, Ashei - Complete
A Tale of Three Series by White Viper reviews
What happens when you take characters from Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings, give them weird personalities, and throw them together? Two words: mass chaos! Rated PG for reference to alcohol and some minor violence and language.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/9/2004
Harry Potter and the Legend of Link by Devil Seifer reviews
Harry finds that he is addicted to a game The legend of Zelda: OOT he played when the Dursleys went on a family trip. Link gets warped through the ceiling of the Great Hall, Second fan fic! Please R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 12/10/2004
SoulCalibur 2 Women's Master Mode by Genya reviews
You'd think that carrying around a big honkin' sword would really impress women, wouldn't you? Then again, those demon arms are kinda creepy...Rated T for innuendo, violence, alcohol, brief language and other things chilluns shouldn't be reading about.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2004
Severus Caravera: mercenary, warrior, hero by TheFamousEccles reviews
Severus Caravera is a mercenary who will take any contract. But when he takes a contract from the IRIS Network he is forced to reexamine his beliefs, especially when he meets Jade...
Beyond Good & Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005
SnapShot by The Ryuu Victoire Tea Party reviews
The story that took place before that fateful day when the lighthouse was attacked: the story of Jade's childhood and life before the IRIS network.
Beyond Good & Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,892 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 3/21/2005
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
Snow Calibur by ArchangelUK reviews
Transcending Christmas and the world, a tale of snow and souls fan-ficticiously retold: Trapped in a cave before Christmas a band of warriors seek warmth and peace, while a certain wind priestess keeps stealing glances at a certain elf... COMPLETE
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,518 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Shadow's Got A What! by RyukoVulpix reviews
There’s a new video game just around the corner starring everyone’s favorite renegade hedgehog! But what exactly are the others thinking about it? And why is Sonic so paranoid about it? This is Scarlet Garcia bringing you a fairly funny documentary!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Shadow - Complete
We Will Be Watching by Shuggie reviews
The Golden Goddesses pay a night time visit to tthe future Hero of Time as he sleeps. Farore thinks about Link's destiny and the things he's doomed to endure, adn she wishes she could spare him.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
See You Soon by The Smiling Shadow reviews
I saved the world." The stranger says. His name is Neo, and he died. But somehow he survived with Smith, and now they wander the Matrix, spreading the truth. "I saved the world." Neo keeps telling everyone and laughing. They'll be seeing you soon.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
Legendary Bloopers Goes CelShaded by swedishfish67 reviews
Observe Link's trials and tribulations as he tracks down his naughty sister Aryll because she stole his bag of Swedish Fish (it was fat free). Now in French, Portuguese, British, and German! (Don't ask) Also introducing.. the Duke of Red Lions!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Spoon's Story by Anakin McFly reviews
I'm the spoon. Everyone says I don't exist. But I do, I do!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
Legendary Bloopers! by swedishfish67 reviews
Zelda's got chicken pox, Navi's on fire, Epona's afraid of grass, chickens are taking over, the ocarina is broken, and Link has an allergic reaction to swords and gold things shaped like triangles. Who's gonna save our butts? Let's face it. We're screwed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Challenge Artemis Fowl Edition by Goldie.dk reviews
A whole new TV show, with caracters from the Artemis Fowl books! Enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Undignified Situation by clairesie reviews
Hehehe just you wait...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 12/2/2004
Raise Thy Sword by The Great ShiniGami reviews
I wrote this poem while listening to the song afformentioned in the title. Written from a young Nightmare's POV when he first recieved Soul Edge.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004
Agent Smith: The Complete Owner's Manual by Deadly Chakram reviews
The complete owner’s guide and manual for getting the most out of your Agent Smith. Inspired by the owner’s guides (to various Lord of the Rings characters) written by the incomparable Theresa Green.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Smith, A. - Complete
matrix has no clue! by tha-artemisrox reviews
uh a bunch of skits on matrix reloaded spoiler sorta funny random story of my brain... hey do hobits brush their feet?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Neo
Fear Factor: LEP Edition 2 by Amy Shadows reviews
You all asked for it, so here it is! Featuring everyone's favorite evil TV host, Foaly! There are four newbies up for the title and two returning faces. Next chapter: The First Stunt pt 1. I told you I would update!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004
45 Caliber Soul by PJ's Daddy reviews
An American officer serving in Afghanistan finds himself transported back in time, where he meets members of the Soul Calibur gang. This story was originally written for my son P.J., who is a Soul Calibur fanatic. Update to author's notes 1204.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Complete
Agent Smith's ComputerGenerated Neighbourhood by Crystal-One reviews
What would it be like if Agent Smith was the star of the "Mr. Rogers Neighbourhood" show? Eh... weird? (PG for puppet-violence)
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Smith, A.
Harry Potter and the Search For The Plot by pop the bubbles reviews
WARNING: this story may contain strange, random occurences, no plots, and rabid purple donkeys. Those of u with young children may want to stop reading now, before things get insanely.... insane. NOT by Paintedsecrets
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fear Factor: LEP edition by Amy Shadows reviews
A fun spoof of the popular TV show Fear Factor. It is given a PG 13 rating because I'm not sure what I'm going to have the characters do, but trust me, it will be Fear Factor-ish. The final chapter is now up. Be sure to look for Fear Factor: LEP edition
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 10/4/2004
Ronald Weasley is Spiderman by dracochik reviews
A hilarious fanfic that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. If you like HP, Lotr, Potc, and Spiderman, then you'll love this fic. Most of it is me torturing the characters in humorous ways. Happy Reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Ron W., Harry P.
ARGH! WHERE ARE MY LIMBS? and Other stories by richard the pedantic reviews
A smattering of hopefully humorous short stories which occassionally relate to the Matrix. Story 11: The cautionary tale of the Merovingian. I know i said i'd finished but i changed my mind.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,962 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
The Tournament by ShadowSong StarGlaive The Wolf reviews
[Finished]The Smashers have a tournement coming up. Will friendships be broken, or can the Smashers defy the Master Hand?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
The Matrix Doubled by FlowerOfMidnight reviews
A Matrix fanfic written by two practiced random humour fanfic authors involving a massive leather coat burglary that leaves Neo traumatised and Trinity under the control of a poncho..and the Oracle is addicted to gambling. Please R&R, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004
A Generic Breadbox by Happy Cows Mooo reviews
This is a generic breadbox sort of like a movie summary for all three of the Harry Potter movies... fun... Contains lots of sarcasm and cynicism. The rating is just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Mr Game & Watch: Stories of a Comedian Warrior by ComedyMagmar reviews
You think there are far too many Survivor stories for the SSBM characters! Well, here's another, with G&W, Pichu and the others! (Pauses for moans to finish.) We cannot stress how much we hate reality! ... TV, of course.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,575 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2002
The Matrix: Parodies by Rusty Shackleford reviews
Some screenplays I wrote for parodies of the matrix movies. Contains strong language. Revolutions parody is up! Now has deleted scenes and more! Added some mini parodies for opening credits.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 63,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
Warrior Island by Arctic Husky reviews
The Soul Calibur characters are marooned on a 'deserted' island! But why are they there...? Revised and reposted - At long last, Chapter 9 is UP! {R&R please!}
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,054 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004
The Matrix mall by chinchilla-in-a-bowl reviews
The final chapter! the fun and OOCness continues as Neo goes shopping... R,R and enjoy! Sob...sob...[COMPLETE]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Complete
Moment Eternal by Dendera reviews
Link clutched both of her hands in his, holding them tightly. "Let me stay here with you. We can rebuild Hyrule together. Why must I go back at all? Why should we have to fix the past?" Alternate ending to Zelda: OoT
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 2/21/2000
NeoLand by Yoshi X2 reviews
Neo has done it now! He changed the matrix into a theme park! How will this affect Morpheus' little remaining sanity? Find out this and more! Please R&R
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Disrupted Stillness by Kirei na Hotaru reviews
This is an Original Character pairing with the SCII version of Link. The rating may and probably will change depending on how this goes.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003
Destined Battles: The End of Soul Edge by S.D.I reviews
With so many fighting over the evil sword, the option for some 20 alternate futures is open. Just my take on one of them.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
The Hi and Lo Points of Camping by Charon the Sabercat reviews
Now with deleted scenes that suck.
Star Fox - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Fox M. - Complete
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New Hyrule Order reviews
When a new religion comes to Hyrule, things begin to change in ways no one could have conceived. Link must find out the truth of this new religion, before all of Hyrule abandons the Triforce for a new God...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Complete
The Reaper reviews
OneShot featuring Davy Jones. A young boy faces his doom and stares into the face of death itself.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
GIVE ME MONEY! reviews
Watch as Olcadan and his trusty sidekick Lizardman hatch various get rich quick schemes in order to pay off Rapheal! Meanwhile, Raphael comes up with evil plots to take over the world!
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,550 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006
Ephemeral Dream reviews
A poem inspired by Setsuka, the snow flower...
Soul Calibur - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
THE PARANOID ANDROID SHOW! reviews
Marvin, the most depressed robot in the universe, interveiws your favorite celebrites on his own talk show! (Or, just complains about himself...) Revewiers will be rewarded with being guest stars! "You call this job satisfaction? Because I don't."
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005
THE RETURN OF THE KING OF GAMES reviews
You've seen the trailer. You watched it again and again. But have you seen it throught the eyes of another? See what happened on that fateful day in June 2004 through the eyes of another...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Complete
