disclaimer:ok I obvously do NOT own the matrix
Authours note:just a quick litle thing. i only get matrix reloaded on tv and im too cheap so these are all matrix reloaded scenes.
scene with link
morpheus:wheres neo
link: doin his superman thing
neo: flying thru clouds SUPERMAN! dananana batman!looks around the second star to the right!
zooms down and sees trinity looking at him funny
neo:uhh clap if you belive in fairys?
trinity: sarcasticly clap.
scene neo trinity making out in elivator
doors open and thousands of gimer of hope eyed people stare at them
gimer of hope eyed people: gasp!
neo: coool!
trinity: blush err carry on he he
gimer of hope eyed person: lets dance!
all dances
scene in car chase sequence
Twin1:we are talking in third person!
Twin 2: yes we are
walking in hallway where neo gets cloth from orphen
Neo: opens cloth cool a spoon no I can eat! sits down and pulls out pudding cup
Morpheus: Neo WHERE did you get that!
Neo: munch from gulp a munch smith gulp
All: sweatdrop
Neo: choke hack dies
Morpheus: i..its over!
Trinity: wow he was just an idiot
All: silence
Guy with knife: so wanna get a pizza!
All: yeah!
neo trinity on roof
Neo: pumping trinity's heart
Trinity: aauh! Cough splutter
Neo: stairs with love
Trinity: stairs with love
Trinity: your hand is in my chest!
Neo: blushes opps! sorry!
removes arm
Trinity: aauh!
puts arm back hurriedly
Trinity: uhoh. Well what now?...
Neo: …wanna pash/snog/kiss?!
Trinity: hell yeah!
they kiss passionately
smiths fighting neo in halway
Key maker: ill… just… go… NOW.
goes thru random door to tropical island with girl volleyball contest
Key maker: maybe later!
goes thru other random door and opens the door for neo
Neo: supermaaaaaan!
Smiths: quick use your bad aim at neo!
Neo: whoosh!
Key maker: I die now. dies
Neo: nooooooo- wait I didn't even know his name… meh walks off
fighting smiths after oracle
Neo: stuff to being "the one".
continues fighting smith's
Neo: one-wear a big coat.
jumps in the air spinning coat flapping behind him
Neo: two-wear cool sunglasses!
smith tries to assimilate him but morth stuff is hidden behind glasses and neo brakes free
Neo: three-play American football.
smiths dog pile neo only to get thrown off in slow motion
Neo: four-carry a BIG stick!
pulls lamp post out of ground and beats smiths with it
Neo: and finally five-vivala revolution!
zooms into the air
same scene as before
Random smith1:I have an identity crisis. Who am I!
Random smith 2: you are me.
Rs1: if I am you then who are you!
Rs2: I… I…joins random smith1 in sitting in confusion
Rs1: wanna go pick daisies!
Rs2: okey dokes!
both skips off
interrogation room
Morpheus: alright talk! I know you can!
Trinity: uhh Morpheus? Your talking to a cookie!
Morpheus: no this is a spy who- ack! my interogaitie!
Neo: munching on Morpheus's cookie wha? Got milk Moopheus?! Chomp
Morpheus: eye twitch and falls over sideways
Trinity: that's it you've both lost it!
leaves neo drinking out of the carton and Morpheus crying over some crumbs
well happy reveiwing