Thanks for all your wonderful reviews, I would thank each person individually, but I don't have the time right now. You all know who you are, you great great people. This is the final installment of Fear Factor: LEP Edition, it's been a great run you guys! You're all great!
Also, I don't own Artemis Fowl or Fear Factor or any other reference in this fic. Enjoy! (No flames!)
The Final Stunt
When the scene comes back you see Foaly talking on a futuristic cell phone that has yet to be released above ground. Holly and Artemis are standing in the back mocking him. It is the first time the two have ever done something as a group (willingly that is.)
Foaly cast an evil look their way and continued talking. "Don't worry, Julius. Opal and Juliet are using the same lawyer, this case will be over pretty quickly. What? They're threatening to what? Look, the show's back on, I've got to go." Foaly hangs up the miniature phone and turns back in time to see Holly using her hand to do the 'blah blah blah' hand signal.
"Could we please act like grown ups and get back to the show?" Foaly said to the two. They each glared at him and he sneered right back at them before turning back to the camera.
"Welcome back to Fear Factor: LEP edition. Today's the day of our final competition and our last competitors are Artemis and Holly. Congratulations you two," Foaly said sincerely. "For surviving this far." That comment set off Artemis and Holly.
"What do you mean by surviving?" Holly said.
"And what do you mean by this far?" Artemis interjected.
"Now, let's get on to the stunt." Foaly said, ignoring the two. Artemis and Holly roll there eyes and turn to face the giant pool behind them. A giant metal bar slowly moved from the ceiling.
"You two will each be hanging from this bar," Foaly said. Artemis and Holly both breathed a sigh of relief and Foaly smiled. "While we pour hyperactive scorpions on your hands."
"Foaly," Holly said warningly. Her hand was rested on her Neutrino.
"Okay, okay." Foaly turned away from the two. "Cancel the scorpion idea!" Foaly turned back to the camera. "Okay, you will be hanging from that bar and if you fall you land in piranha infested waters!" Holly slowly pulled the Neutrino from his holster.
"Fine!!! Fine, you'll be hanging from that bar and whoever stays the longest will win. There, are you happy?" Foaly said. Artemis and Holly looked at each other and nodded. "Now, what if we throw the scorpions at you?"
"NO!"
"Okay, okay."
An hour had past and the two were finally in their places. Foaly was pouting on the ground and would occasionally pass an evil look at the two. Holly smiled sweetly at him as they lowered the platform from under the two's feet.
"Thank you Foaly."
Foaly grumbled his reply, which sounded stunningly like "nobody respects my talents around here."
Another hour had past and Artemis and Holly were finally starting to get tired. Artemis was wracking his mind trying to find some way to get the girl to drop. Kicking wasn't allowed, besides that he kicked like a three year old so it probably wouldn't hurt, and he couldn't move or he would fall.
Holly had finished coming up with her plan, she was just trying to find the courage to complete it. She took a deep breath and leaned in towards Artemis.
Artemis turned to face the girl, unaware of what she was about to do.
At that moment Holly kissed him, right on the lips.
And Artemis slipped.
Foaly on the other hand was going crazy on the ground. It was the funniest thing to happen, and he hadn't even made it happen. "Congratulations Holly, you're the winner of our show. Come on, guys, lower her to the ground."
A very happy Holly was lowered to the ground and walked over to stand next to Foaly. Foaly smiled and said his famous words. "Congratulations, you didn't die."
"Thanks," Holly said. "So what do I win?"
"Win? You got out of work for four days and you want a prize!" Said a very shocked Foaly. Holly leaned in with an incredulous look on her face. In the background Artemis came over with the same look.
"Are you saying that we went through all of this and there was never even a prize." Holly said, her voice murderous. Foaly nodded weakly and Holly turned to Artemis with a smile. "Artemis, could you take the show to credits while I deal with him."
Foaly then got the smart idea to start running. Holly was close behind him. Artemis turns to the camera with a smile.
"This is Artemis Fowl filling in for the late Foaly the centaur. I just want to let you know that the stunts performed on this show were not done by professionals, but we did have some fun. Tune in next time for…" Artemis was cut off by a girly scream in the back and he couldn't help but smile. Holly can be heard shouting "get your butt over here you pompous little…"
"Tune in next time for Fear Factor: LEP edition…"
"Holly, NO!!!"
"That is if there is one!"
(So, did everyone enjoy the funny antics of our contestants? Read, review, no flames!)
Also, I don't own Artemis Fowl or Fear Factor or any other reference in this fic. Enjoy! (No flames!)
The Final Stunt
When the scene comes back you see Foaly talking on a futuristic cell phone that has yet to be released above ground. Holly and Artemis are standing in the back mocking him. It is the first time the two have ever done something as a group (willingly that is.)
Foaly cast an evil look their way and continued talking. "Don't worry, Julius. Opal and Juliet are using the same lawyer, this case will be over pretty quickly. What? They're threatening to what? Look, the show's back on, I've got to go." Foaly hangs up the miniature phone and turns back in time to see Holly using her hand to do the 'blah blah blah' hand signal.
"Could we please act like grown ups and get back to the show?" Foaly said to the two. They each glared at him and he sneered right back at them before turning back to the camera.
"Welcome back to Fear Factor: LEP edition. Today's the day of our final competition and our last competitors are Artemis and Holly. Congratulations you two," Foaly said sincerely. "For surviving this far." That comment set off Artemis and Holly.
"What do you mean by surviving?" Holly said.
"And what do you mean by this far?" Artemis interjected.
"Now, let's get on to the stunt." Foaly said, ignoring the two. Artemis and Holly roll there eyes and turn to face the giant pool behind them. A giant metal bar slowly moved from the ceiling.
"You two will each be hanging from this bar," Foaly said. Artemis and Holly both breathed a sigh of relief and Foaly smiled. "While we pour hyperactive scorpions on your hands."
"Foaly," Holly said warningly. Her hand was rested on her Neutrino.
"Okay, okay." Foaly turned away from the two. "Cancel the scorpion idea!" Foaly turned back to the camera. "Okay, you will be hanging from that bar and if you fall you land in piranha infested waters!" Holly slowly pulled the Neutrino from his holster.
"Fine!!! Fine, you'll be hanging from that bar and whoever stays the longest will win. There, are you happy?" Foaly said. Artemis and Holly looked at each other and nodded. "Now, what if we throw the scorpions at you?"
"NO!"
"Okay, okay."
An hour had past and the two were finally in their places. Foaly was pouting on the ground and would occasionally pass an evil look at the two. Holly smiled sweetly at him as they lowered the platform from under the two's feet.
"Thank you Foaly."
Foaly grumbled his reply, which sounded stunningly like "nobody respects my talents around here."
Another hour had past and Artemis and Holly were finally starting to get tired. Artemis was wracking his mind trying to find some way to get the girl to drop. Kicking wasn't allowed, besides that he kicked like a three year old so it probably wouldn't hurt, and he couldn't move or he would fall.
Holly had finished coming up with her plan, she was just trying to find the courage to complete it. She took a deep breath and leaned in towards Artemis.
Artemis turned to face the girl, unaware of what she was about to do.
At that moment Holly kissed him, right on the lips.
And Artemis slipped.
Foaly on the other hand was going crazy on the ground. It was the funniest thing to happen, and he hadn't even made it happen. "Congratulations Holly, you're the winner of our show. Come on, guys, lower her to the ground."
A very happy Holly was lowered to the ground and walked over to stand next to Foaly. Foaly smiled and said his famous words. "Congratulations, you didn't die."
"Thanks," Holly said. "So what do I win?"
"Win? You got out of work for four days and you want a prize!" Said a very shocked Foaly. Holly leaned in with an incredulous look on her face. In the background Artemis came over with the same look.
"Are you saying that we went through all of this and there was never even a prize." Holly said, her voice murderous. Foaly nodded weakly and Holly turned to Artemis with a smile. "Artemis, could you take the show to credits while I deal with him."
Foaly then got the smart idea to start running. Holly was close behind him. Artemis turns to the camera with a smile.
"This is Artemis Fowl filling in for the late Foaly the centaur. I just want to let you know that the stunts performed on this show were not done by professionals, but we did have some fun. Tune in next time for…" Artemis was cut off by a girly scream in the back and he couldn't help but smile. Holly can be heard shouting "get your butt over here you pompous little…"
"Tune in next time for Fear Factor: LEP edition…"
"Holly, NO!!!"
"That is if there is one!"
(So, did everyone enjoy the funny antics of our contestants? Read, review, no flames!)