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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Misc. Movies, and Guardians of Time. Kate: An eighteen-year-old, somewhat reclusive college student who enjoys books, most genres of music, and rainy days - if I have an umbrella on hand, that is. Fandoms: I write primarily for the Bartimaeus Trilogy, with Harry Potter and other miscellanious fandoms thrown in for variety's sake. I lurk in many, many others. Ships: Nathaniel/Kitty, Nathaniel/Piper, Bartimaeus/Queezle (Bartimaeus); Maerad/Cadvan, Maerad/Arkan, because it has all kinds of dark, twisted potential (Books of Pellinor); House/Cuddy, occasionally Wilson/Cuddy (House, M.D.); Artemis/Holly - total OTP (Artemis Fowl); Jacob/Bella, in a fit of rebellion (Twilight); Ethan/Isabel (Guardians of Time) Feedback: Always appreciated. Be as (constructively) critical as you like. Contact: Feel free - I check my email often, so if you do write to me I'll get back to you quickly. |
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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 4830 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Double Dork by Kat of Mosh Pits reviews
Edd ends up tutoring Kevin during the summer. Eddy isn’t happy that Kevin is taking up all of Double D’s time. Edd doesn’t know what to do. Stupid PostIts.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Edd, Kevin
A Day in the Life by Bowles reviews
In an alternate universe without magic, a sarcastic store owner by the name of Bartimaeus hires an ambitious young man named Nathaniel and sets into motion a series of events neither of them could have foreseen. NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,810 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
The Way by Shire.Conspire reviews
Draco Malfoy, the rich and arrogant fool. Pansy Parkinson, the wealthy and stubborn brat...Draco Malfoy, the abused and trialed hero. Pansy Parkinson, the brave and emotional heroine. Everything's more interesting on the dark side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 269,876 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Sirius Black: Expert Babysitter by Noodlez reviews
Sirius is called in to baby-sit little Harry Potter while James and Lily are out for the night. It’s a shame he’s had no previous experience watching small children…PG just to be safe, never know what Sirius will say! RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
misery loves company by She's a Star reviews
Wilson's wife troubles drive him to an evening on House's couch. Featuring Goldie Hawn flicks, Steve McQueen, and much homoerotic banter.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Woman by keem reviews
The big question: Knuckles or Sonic? Now that all the cards are down on the table, Amy Rose must find it in herself to choose...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
The Shadow of Doubt by Halfbred reviews
In the aftermath of the last battle, nine days after the fall of the Citadel, Isabel receives a cry for help from an unexpected source. Now Matt, Ethan and the other Named must deal with its consequences. Edited for chapters
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Shiming-Star reviews
When obsession becomes deadly, it becomes life itself. An account of a band of misfits' attempt at salvation from a lunatic's Perfect Dreamworld... a pursuit that was doomed from the start.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,773 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Tails, Amy
The Forbidden Heir by AgiVega reviews
What can a magician do if her lover starts to neglect her for his filthy commoner wife? Jane Farrar is on the warpath, John and Kitty Mandrake, beware! AU
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,951 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
Alternatives by Bowles reviews
Sometimes the best answers are questions. [NatKitty]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,659 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
My Pretty Kitty by Bismillah reviews
A parody of My Fair Lady, in which Nathaniel plays Henry Higgins, and Kitty plays Eliza Doolittle. Against all the odds, who would believe that a lowlife commoner could pass off as a high class magician? Nathaniel sees to it that they do... NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,123 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005
The Phantom's Mask by Bismillah reviews
Nathaniel strayed from the truth for so long, unable to accept it. Assigned to a dangerous mission to obtain an important relic before the Resistance does, he tries to save himself from his steady route to demise. But can he do it alone?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005
Anticlimax by Not An Elf reviews
London is being assaulted on all sides, and the Resistance has withered away as a result of Kitty's mysterious disappearance. Nathaniel, aided by two of Kitty's old partners, must risk all in an attempt to find her as the city begins to fall.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005
Comics, Cookies, and Revenge by LejindaryBunny reviews
Vex was nobody, until Syndrome found her, and made her his trusted lieutenant. Meanwhile, Violet is learning how hard Super hero life really is. But are the girls paths on a collision course?
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,165 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 11/30/2004
The Bartimaeus Fanfiction Academy by Grim and Mogget reviews
A Miss Cam authorized spinoff: In which BadFic authors get their fannies kicked...er, are taught the finer points of writing by a Grim headmistress, a veritable army of goblin imps, and, of course, the irate canon characters.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Letters by She's a Star reviews
The summer after their first year at Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione endure returning home, being apart, and a certain unfortunate inability to communicate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice by Bismillah reviews
Much like racism, sexism, and ageism, Hogwarts has created an all new form of discrimination—Housism.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
Certifiably Frightening by Grim and Mogget reviews
In which Zoe, esteemed writer of cliches, finds that Draco and Harry don't look like the actors (horrified gasp), Transfiguration is a HARD subject, and dreams about pudding are in no way prophetic. Sometimes you have to learn the hard way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,561 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005
From here to Eternity by Angst Equinox reviews
Bartimaeus's thoughts after Ptolemy's gate. Drabbish
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Lament by Amberle Elessedil reviews
...The whole of their adventures in Narnia had taken no time at all...' But for the Narnians, grief lasts a lifetime...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Not In a Million Years by mistressmarionette reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. My take on how Ptolemy's form came to be Bartimaeus' preferred form. Written before reading Ptolemy's Gate
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
A Game of Chess by Bowles reviews
There were once three champions: the mastermind, the rebel, and the spirit. Yet they didn't know that they, like all beings, were just pawns in the greatest game ever played. [Written before Book 3]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,837 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Tryst by Eltrut reviews
Part TEN! of the story added. COMPLETE for now. After being together for 6 years, the Trio is forced to face their feelings while the Second War takes a turn for the worst.RWHGHPLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Like Pawns, We Fall by Bowles reviews
Before a game of chess can occur, the pieces must be set into place.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Alice, Puppet Mistress by Kichikitsune reviews
Alice told her family about Wonderland and the Looking-Glass, and she was deemed silly.Many thought her strange and she ducked into her own world, growing dark.The mental house is mentioned, and she snaps.14 and out for blood from 2 worlds, Alice is back.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
As Warriors by Bowles reviews
As warriors, as soldiers, as demons, as slaves, we are compelled to fight for causes we do not believe in.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
Colours of Light by PuddleToes reviews
After Luna disappears into a faeries' circle and doesn't return, the school just doesn't seem the same. Everyone tries to move on with life but there's one professor who wants to find out just what happened to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Severus S.
It Wasn't Meant To Be by JMPchick reviews
Bartimaeus and Nathaniel reflect on their lost loves. Complete. Please R&R.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Gonna Sing Popular by WittyFae reviews
I think we all knew this would happen but not the extent to which it grew. Everywhere, in audition spots all around America, girls are screeching Wicked wicked off key and making casting directors cry.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
What Child Is This? by WittyFae reviews
Wicked Fiction Bookverse. A FatherDaughter fiction with Frex and Elphaba. See what happens when Frex has one short day with his two year old daughter... all by himself.Feel free to review. COMPLETE
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Inside Out by WittyFae reviews
A one shot Wicked Fiction book basedHaving already established herself in Kiamo Ko, Elphaba spends time reflecting...figuratively and literally. COMPLETE
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Complete
Silent Soldiers by Daine reviews
They are the unsung, the forgotten. They will never be a Boy Who Lived. Yet their victories, unnoticed and uncelebrated, mean the difference between victory and defeat. Part Five: Terry Boot now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 11/18/2001 - Neville L.
Ad Astra by Falkesbane reviews
At twenty-five, Lavender Brown is lonely, bogged down by work, and hung up on that prat Seamus. It's really a good thing that her moderately batty old boss is sending her off to dark forests.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,851 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
Sanity in Azkaban by A-is-for-Amy reviews
Find out how Hermione spends her days in Azkaban. Not a happy tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2004
The Watcher by helga3 reviews
Long after the death of Naraku, Sesshoumaru meets someone the world has forgotten about.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Kanna, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fowl Fanfiction Boarding School by Trisyl reviews
FFBS welcomes you to a world of magic and fanfiction education, where characters you know and love/hate try to beat all the Mary-Sues they can out of you. Introducing the Canon Cannons, Mini Roots, and Brooms of Order! (I apologize for taking so long!)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
Among Men by Marionette reviews
Pre-fifth one-shot fic written from Cho's point of view as a letter to Harry. Please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Leechwife by Veruka reviews
WIP. Madam Pomfrey's retirement brings about the hiring of a new medi-witch to the Hogwarts staff, and she likes to play God. Dr Kevorkian meets the Countess Bathory. Leeches are thought to cleanse filthy blood, after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Severus S.
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Accepting Irony reviews
[A parody of Eoin Colfer's 'The Wish List'] AU: Kitty is killed by the golem, and now she has to help someone on earth change their ways for the better in order to earn a place in heaven. Three guesses who…
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,104 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/16/2005
Still Life reviews
[One shot] 'And the fact is, you're tired and lonely and he's the only one that makes you feel like you still matter.' One sided ArkarianRochelle.
Guardians of Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Know The Stakes reviews
[One shot] Snape makes snide remarks in the staff room, which McGonagall stoically ignores. Or tries to, anyway. Set during Sorcerer's Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
A Milder Fate reviews
[Stranger Than Fiction] One shot: Karen Eiffel kills her characters, but always for a reason.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Far From Home reviews
[One shot] Bartimaeus is summoned for the first time after Ptolemy's death.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Survival reviews
[One shot, post Ptolemy's Gate] 'Disappeared' doesn't necessarily mean 'dead'. Not featuring the character you may be visualizing...
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Gratitude reviews
[One shot, Post Ptolemy's Gate] Sometimes the noblest deeds are the hardest ones to be grateful for.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Where to Begin? reviews
[One shot] 'I have every reason to hate you, you know.' An unsent letter from Kitty to Nathaniel.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Fake reviews
[Complete!] Enticed by lies and feigned sympathy, Ginny Weasley poured her soul into the diary of Tom Riddle, only to be crushed in the relentless grip of reality... This is my version of their exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Monsters reviews
[One shot] The events immediately following Nathaniel’s first encounter with demons at six years old. Dark, possibly disturbing, hence the rating.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
Thirteen Battles to Pokemon Master reviews
[One shot] Fred and George have swiped Dudley’s Gameboy Advance in their latest visit to the Dursleys'. What will Hermione do when Ron becomes determined to be the next Pokemon Master? Vague RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
