Quote of the (insert-period-of-time-here)

"wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I"

~"Sanctuary" by Utada Hikaru

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(rolls eyes) I can't seem to stay focused on one thing very long, can I? (sigh) Anyway, I've got myself something else to somewhat keep me motivated: I joined a LiveJournal community, Enemies and Rivals 100. I chose the rivals Ino and Sakura, from Naruto. Cause it's an excuse to write angry SakuIno yuri. =D

Did I say that out loud? o.o

Also: BWAHAHA! Fear my new slightly AU Naruto story, "The Butterfly Effect." It was originally going to be titled "Fucked-Up Team Seven." Why you ask? Well, read and find out...if you dare...MWAHAH-ACK! (chokes) The above "quote-of-the"is there because it fits withmy new story.

But since I'm working on these, what will happen to my chaptered stories? Read on to find out...

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Scene: An ordinary living room. Several characters are sitting around the room on various chairs and couches looking anxious. The door opens and a boy with a brown ponytail and blue wings wrapped around him and an ordinary looking girl with frizzy brown hair walks into the room holding a clipboard and a megaphone.

Miss Azure: Okay everyone, I have some announcements to make. I AM writing again...

Shadowy Nondescript Vampire ("Project Stalker" Muse): FINALLY.

Miss Azure: Shush you. Anyway, as such, I'd like to introduce some new muses to the group. Everyone, meet Riza Hawkeye...

Riza (General FMA muse): (cocks pistol) Pleased to meetcha.

Miss Azure: ...And Inner Hinata, my general Naruto muse.

Inner Hinata: (nods to group) Peons.

Miss Azure: Okay then. Anyway, since I now have a lot of writing to do, I've realized that I can't possibly handle all of these chaptered stories AND write one-shots at the same time.

Tsukasa (General Juvenile Orion muse): You're going to drop our stories, aren't you. (tear)

Miss Azure: No, no! I have decided simply that one of your stories will have to...um, go on "indefinate hiatus".

Satu ("I'll Fix It" muse): So, you're going to drop one of our stories, aren't you.

Miss Azure: ...think of it as a payed vacation. Without the pay. But, I couldn't possibly just abandon one of you - I love you all too much! So, instead, I have chosen an impartial judge to determine who takes the cut! DRAKEN! Bring out...THE INSTRUMENT!

Draken: (smiles wickedly, wheeling in a covered cart)

Miss Azure: Everyone, I'd like you to meet your maker...er, the impartial judge. I'm pleased to introduce...THE CHAINSAW OF NATURAL SELECTION™! (whips out chainsaw) MWAHAHAHA!

Everyone: (eyes go wide)

Miss Azure: You have five seconds to get a headstart and SAY YOUR PRAYERS!

Riza: (cocks pistol again)

Miss Azure: (brings up clipboard and uses author powers to write the pistol away)

Riza: ... (run)

Everyone: AAAAAHHH YOU +$&$$!

(Miss Azure proceeds to chase her muses with the Chainsaw™. Draken settles on the couch with popcorn to watch. The only muse left, Skelly the pole, stands next to him.)

Skelly ("Magic Dice" muse): ...

Draken: Dude, I know.

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I am extremely pleased to announce that my older brother now has a account! His name is DSK, his profile is here: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/846786/. Please go read and leave him nice reviews=3
(Dammit, he's better than me at writing. STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME! I WAS ON THIS SITE FIRST, DAMMIT!)

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Name: Miss Charley Alexander Azure Shadows, Mistress of Azure, Miss Azure
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Likes: Lots of things. Anime, manga, reading, writing
Dislikes: Mean people, unmotivated character bashing (that's bashing w/o a good reason), yaoi/yuri haters.

Fave Anime/Manga

Full Metal Alchemist
Cowboy Bebop
Yu-Gi-Oh!
FLCL
Juvenile Orion
Pet Shop of Horrors
DNAngel
Naruto

Fave Characters

Riza Hawkeye (FMA)
Edward Elric (FMA)
Roy Mustang (FMA)
Maes Hughes (FMA)
Gluttony (FMA)
Wrath (FMA)
Nakaura Tomonori (JO)
Tsukasa Amou (JO)
Satoshi Hiwatari (DNA)
Ryou Bakura (YGO)
Joey Wheeler/Jounichi Katsuya (YGO)
Mokuba Kaiba (YGO)
Hinata (Naruto)
Naruto (Naruto)
Sasuke (Naruto)