Hi, everyone! I started this fanfic account some time ago for TMNT fanfics, so I have a lot of those, but I have A LOT of different interests, so now it's kinda all over the place. You can check the little list at the top of the page to see all of the different stuff I write, like I said, it's all over the place. I haven't been writing as much these days as I used to, just lost interest a bit I guess, but there are still a few stories on the back burner, that's for sure. Whether or not I ever finish them though...

When I write, most of the time it's: the idea goes into my head and then onto the keyboard. I hardly ever second-guess my initial ideas of how to phrase something. I don't know if that's a good thing or not...

Also, you know, most people complain that they're bad at summaries. It's weird, I can write summaries, but I suck at titles. Anyway, since you're here in my profile, I may as well ask (beg) you to give some of my older stories some love. I really like them, but since I moved them from one category to another around when I first posted them (someone really needs to fix the whole "two TMNT categories" thing) they got fewer views than they could have gotten. So, show them some love, please.

Important note about how I update: I am an unreliable and inconsistent updater, so an update could take a few hours, or a few months, you just can never know. But, any of my stories that I have started will be finished someday, and I vow not to abandon any stories.

Also, from here on out, my fanfictions will be scattered and probably about the randomest things. I have too many fandoms I like... (Plus so many of them are just weird, and some of them can be slightly obscure.) Meh, be prepared for anything, I guess. For reference, I have a Yugioh Zexal story, a Swamp Thing story, a Beauty and the Beast (1987) and Inuyasha crossover, and a Steven Universe story all on the backburner at some stage of completion. I'm also working on throwing my hat into the District 9 ring, but I'm determined to actually complete the story before I post any of it, to avoid the scattered updates of my other things. If I ever get that done, it will be a multi-chapter fic. So, yeah, there's a lot of stuff, I just need to finish all of it.

update: I'm now getting sidetracked from all that other stuff by Captain Underpants, of all things. I'm having fun with the show, but wishing that Melvin got some better treatment in it. The poor boy doesn't seem to catch a break! So that's going to be a lot of my updates for the time being.

Misc, AKA Things you might be wondering (or not, either way)-

Favorite turtle:
2012 -- Raph

2003 -- Mikey

2018 -- Either Mikey or Donnie, it's hard for me to choose

Favorite color: purple

The episode Pulverizer Returns made me cry, and I am endlessly bitter that the writers forgot about Timothy completely.

Not really a fan of OCs, even though I made one.

Favorite TMNT 2012 episodes: Monkey Brains, Metalhead, The Legend of the Kuro Kabuto,The Wrath of Tigerclaw, Battle for New York (I love the Mighty Mutanimals), Pretty Much the Whole Usagi arc

Favorite villain in TMNT 2012: Armaggon, or maybe Dregg, they're both really fun (This used to be Rahzar/Bradford, but then he stopped being relevant in the show, and then it was Tigerclaw, but they ruined what I liked about his character by season 3, sooo.)

(some) OTPs: TalonxMaggie (these guys do not get enough stories!) InuKag InuyashaxKagome! (Too adorable) Ladynoir/Ladrien, LarSadie (should I start labeling what fandom these are from?), Starom, Stricklake, Pixane, RanchanxRyoga (my guilty pleasure, not gonna lie).

Quotes:

"It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness" - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Generous deeds should not be checked by cold counsel"- Gandalf

"Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm, then do lots of harm"- Master Splinter, TMNT (2012)

"The circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."-Mewtwo, Mewtwo Strikes Back

"I'm a mog; part man, part dog. I'm my own best friend". -Barf, Spaceballs (this one always makes me think of Bradford)

"Humanity is so over-rated". - Forte, Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

"There are people in this world who prefer solitude. But there is no one who can endure it"- Master Makarov Fairy Tail (well, something like that, at least according to the sub I was watching...I like the idea behind this quote, anyway)

"I'm so feeling the flow!- Yuma, Yugioh Zexal

"Who can say if I've been changed for the better, but because I knew you, I have been changed for good". -"For Good", Wicked (my relationship with FF)

"Well then get your sh*t together, get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your sh*t, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the sh*t store and sell it, or put it in the sh*t museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. ...Get your sh*t together."- Morty Smith, Rick and Morty

"Hey, what were we grown-up conversationing about, again?"- Beetle, Kubo and the Two Strings

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What's essential is invisible to the eye". - The Little Prince

"See a need, fill a need!" - Rodney Copperbottom, Robots

An Update on Updates

I've seen some other people do this, and it seemed like a good idea to me; so here are some notes about the status of some of my stories. (In no particular order)

Rockwell's Diary

Currently reworking some stuff, since there is now a canon version of Dr.Rockwell (which is pretty cool, but means I have to try and line my story up with the canon version as best as I can). Also hard to get back to it since first I stopped watching TMNT and then the show ended. I'm thinking of breaking my solemn vow and canceling this, due to lack of interest both from the author and readers. Cause let's face it, almost no one cares about Dr Rockwell, even if he is voiced by Tom Kenny. Even the show stopped caring about him, since it seems like they killed him off unceremoniously in "Requiem", he's not in any episodes after the Mighty Mutanimals were attacked, so I have to assume the worst.

Life of a foot Mutant

No update is really planned or in the works. I'm just kind of writing these whenever I get an idea. Not likely to be updated as I have pretty much stopped watching TMNT. I'm sorry my original fandom, but your writing just got too sucky, and now the 2012 series is over, so there isn't much reason to do any more.

100 Word Tigerclaw Drabbles

Pretty much the same deal. The show ended, so updates are unlikely.

Cyber Duos

Finally complete! After like 5 years of being in progress, with at least 2 (if not more) year long hiatuses, this crossover is finished! Woo!

The Trial

Also pretty much writing the climax. Court scenes are more difficult to do than I thought they would be. Especially since it's 1910 France. Also hard to update since my initial concepts for the story (Maynott being a jerk in court and the general public harassing Francoer) have already been covered. These were the only initial ideas I had for this story, so now my drive to even try to complete it has gone way down. Maybe a re-watch of the movie will re-spark my interest.

Strickler One-shots

I'm currently working on something kinda big and intense for this one, so it's taking a while to get just right. After I finish that, I don't know where I'll go with this "series", we'll see how 3Below goes, and if everyone's favorite avocado muppet even makes an appearance (I can dream). Until then, just consider it like my Foot oneshots were, will be updated whenever I get an idea, which may or may not happen. So.

Mutant Cure Squad

I am an absolute liar. I don't know why I ever thought I would manage weekly updates. Haha. No one really showed interest in this story and after finishing my rewatch of the 2K12 series, my ambition for this sort of died off. I will probably still work on it every now and again, but updates will be slow at best. If someone shows interest in it, maybe I'll be more motivated, but who knows.

All others are open-ended, so even though they aren't marked as complete (kept that way because I may want to add more someday), they are, for the most part for all intents and purposes considered as finished.

- purplefern