Ok, where to start...

I have had a life-long crush on Optimus Prime. It's a little to do with the voice really. Can you have a crush on someone's voice? Hmmm...

I have been writing Fan Fiction for several years but haven't gotten good until recently. At least that's what my reviewers tell me.

I live in Texas. Yes I was born privileged and I pity those those not fortunate enough to live in the only state with the ability to legally secede from the union. I am the child of the Army, so I was able to curse effectively before I could drive a car. And anyone who asks if we ride horses to work or eat nothing but fried chicken and 'taters is going to have a telephone pole shoved up they're rear end. Just so you know, everyone has a car even though the only way to make a U-turn in Houston is to go through Dallas. Think I'm kidding? Try driving there, it's enough to make anyone start drinking Bud. And don't even get me started on the 610 loop, ug...

Age: 28

Hair: Dark red and short

Height: 5'3" or so. Platforms or flats?

Gender: Female

Myspace? Yes, can you have the link? No...pervert.

IQ: 128 the last time I got tested and that was in the 10th grade...

Likes: I don't mind adult conversation, but I much prefer intelligent innuendo to outright vulgarity. I love to mess with people's heads. And if you haven't figured it out, a knack for writing both prose and poetry. It took a long time to get good enough to tell a story correctly, and none of this I learned in school. The educational system is broken everywhere. Kids know how to de-construct a sentence, but have no idea how to convey an idea intelligently on paper or through electronic medium.

As for No Rest For The Weary...the old version is on my AFF account by the author name draygon_icewing

Update: I will be rewriting Their Finest Hour. It's taken me about a year to fully wrap my head around the sheer amount of fail that the ME3 ending(s) were.