Fau Manor. It was cursed; possessed some atrocious monster and a black book of wicked magic - well, those were the rumors anyway. Haunted Mansion? Lame. But that's just what the manor wanted everyone to believe. How else could it have lured the cynical Hiroshi Yoshida inside? -Note: Newer rendition may be published soon!-

[NOTICE POSTED, PLEASE READ "CHP27/NOTICE"] "It's not like he's actually super smart, y'know." ; "/In God We Trust./" ; "You can never guess what going in in his head." ; "/Everyone, everywhere. No exception— at all./" ; "Don't turn around."

1. There is no way out, so don't even try. 2. The madness will twist your mind until you will fall victim to the corruption. 3. The winner is the last man standing.

America knows that he's Zero, as that's usually the number he roles. As for One through Five, he's landed on them on the occasion… He was terrified to let them out. But, as he fingered the die in his hand, he wondered if he should role another number. DISCONTINUED.

He didn't want to hear his brother's voice every day, calling down the halls, shouting in his room, yelling for their parents. He couldn't stand to be kept awake by the screaming brat. But he still felt bad about leaving. 2nd POV Prussia. Rated T for a reason.

What happens when Ivan Braginski becomes Gilan's new apprentice? Well, Lets just say its not uour average student and teacher! Halt: "If he asks me to become one with mother Russia again I'm going to kick his ass to Skandia!" Will: "But they're both so cute!" Halt: "fuck off!" CRACK BECAUSE ITS THE BEST! T for language

30 lyrics, 30 oneshot Thiefshipping chapters, a based off lyrics from the song "Friday." Most are humorous, some are serious, and some are angsty. Give it a chance and I'm sure you'll enjoy it! Basically, it's a plethora of love!

Roderich never liked fairy tales. But after Gilbert shows up in his house after a two year absence, that seems to be almost all that comes out of his mouth. Now, Roderich has to listen and try and find the truth behind his new housemate's stories.

At his death, Francis Bonnefoy leaves his granddaughter Michelle a box of old papers in his will. As she looks through them and slowly pieces the heartbreaking story together, on question still remains: What exactly happened to Squad 287? Formerly called All That's Left

"He knows a bad choice when he sees one staring up at him, red eyes glowing and lips parted ever so slightly, but he still lets that bad choice slam him against a wall in an alley and kiss him hard and fast." Malik and Bakura appreciate the finer things that come with living in such a fascinatingly modern time period.

Ludwig is a young doctor at a human testing facility. He meets a patient named Gilbert and is assigned to him. Upon seeing the dark acts that go on behind closed doors, Ludwig will have to make a choice between his career or his humanity. AU/Germancest

Broken. Broken. Broken.

There's been an influx of badfic in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom, and the characters have decided that something must be done. Here at OYGOFU, fanbrats will learn the mechanics behind writing good Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction... or die trying.

Cursed by a drunkard, the prince must learn the error of his ways. Who could love a monster? Could it be the dark haired beauty that lives in the village below? Find out! Read, or be cursed to wander the globe with an ugly mug. Parody of Beauty and the Beast. So much cocaine it borders on bath salts. Don't get zombified.

Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.

What could Germany say to Austria to get him on his side? What will it take? His wounded pride? His shattered honor? Or something else? Based on the 1938 annexation of Austria by Germany.

Prussia has started his own religion more like cult and wants Austria to be a part of it. However, Austria wants nothing to do with it, mostly because it means being married to the Prussian...

Arthur will never love Matthew as much as Francis does. / Series: L'histoire française, 20 historical Francis Bonnefoy drabbles.

In Germania's house lived 3 young countries. One was an egotistical brat, another was a weakling and the youngest did nothing but remain neutral. How they got along, even Father Germania did not understand.

ONESHOT. CRACK. No one bullshits with Austria's piano playing.

"And you're…?" "Ludwig, from Germany." "Well," she laughs, "it is a pleasure to meet you, Ludwig from Germany." / Ludwig passes a semester in America to deal with his past and to learn more about himself.

A Yappy Obi story! Archives Mari threatens Obi-Wan, and nonsense ensues.

CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.

SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.

The BAU is asked to consult for UNIT, and find themselves working with a man whom even they have difficulty reading. Incredulity, distrust, and an excess of over-enthusiastic geniuses ensue. Teamfic, gen.

Halt has always had everything that Ferris wants-the crown of Clonmel. And now, there's the matter of their new Toscan tutor, who accidentally shakes things up even further. Rated T for slight violence and thematic elements. Complete.

Basically, Halt falls in love. An old fanfic I did three and a half years ago-complete with my new sarcastic comments and lots and lots of bashing ! HaltxOC, rated K plus for some slight innuendo. Complete.

It's Mr. Boogie's first trip to Gotham. He quickly finds out though that being a government official sent to get rid of illigal vigilantes does not always get one respect. Robin can be cruel.

Roderich and Elizabeta were getting married and they've both agreed to have the awesome Gilbert Beilschmidt as the best man. FRYING PANGLE

Between his abusive dad and his urges to break the law, Marik's life sucks. One day, he's caught stealing and is sentenced to community service at the local mental ward, where he meets Bakura, a boy who may be too much for him to handle. Thiefshipping.

For the love of God, Germany is going to make pancakes.

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God will understand why I did it, won't he? I was just so hungry. France and England Oneshot set during the Crusades. Enjoy.

Written for Kari;; Rape;; Germany/Russia;; Smut;; In order to overcome past guilt, Germany and Russia have a deal of sorts. The only issue is making sure they never trip that ever so delicate wire.

In which Gilbert cries when he drinks and Ludwig can't even comprehend his brother's awesomeness. Pretty much plotless fluff with a side of giggles.

"He lays there, at night, itching and itching until he just can't stand it, clawing and tearing at his skin. Sometimes, he runs outside into the brambles, bluebells brushing against his bare legs. He bites his flesh and screams at the stars." YBxM. AU.

"That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love? Well, it works both ways." Warning: Character death, gore. My usual readers prolly shouldn't read this! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARLEQUIN! Thiefshipping love! I luurrvv you.

There's something satisfying and grating in the way America waits for England in the rain. Even if he isn't English, Russia allows himself to play the gentleman and offers America the kindness of a pink umbrella and a listening ear. xXx RussiaxAmerica

Needing to be close to what he lost, Arthur texts Francis, and ignores that he never gets a reply. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.

Don't let me fall asleep. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.

Matthew was a monster, writhing on the inside. slight Germany x Canada, oneshot, enjoy.

“Tell me the first word that comes to mind…” Murder. Love. Beauty. Grief. Happiness.

Penumbra—shadow; the characteristic accompaniment of a person or thing; a phantom or shadowy apparition, as if someone is not physically present. When Malik receives a mysterious letter from an indistinct source, he can't keep himself from responding.

When they fight, he never says a word. Only watches him with icy disinterest, and that infuriates him even more. Bakura x Marik Darkfic

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He was flawed, he was broken, he was incomplete. Hell, why stop there? He wasn't even a real person. But up until now he hadn't cared. Up until he saw the angel and tried to grasp for something he could never have. Deathshipping

Lysergic acid diethylamide. More commonly known as LSD or acid. It is frequently abused for recreational use, and is well-known for its strange psychological effects. One night, Malik Ishtar takes a trip through the bizarrely beautiful.

It started out as a game. At night they would have their fun and in the morning they would both get out of bed and it would be back to business. It became something more, but in the end nothing matters because a game is just a game.

Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot

He isn't actually drinking from the Devil's cup. It just feels that way. Germany/N. Italy. WWII setting.

Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.

Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...

Raivis has been set up on a blind date with Liechtenstein. But Vash has his own ideas of who is worthy to date his sister. Contains humiliation and mild d/s elements. Also boots.

The year is 1776. The French Revolution is in full swing, and two drinking buddies, united in their love for beer and for battle, find themselves sitting in a little pub wondering what it could all mean for them.

Yugi enlists the help of Yami no Bakura to rescue the Sennen Puzzle and his beloved darker half. Lines are blurred, between trust and need, between yamis and hikaris. YY YB ONESHOT!

Malik feels that he and his yami need to have a little talk but it doesn't exactly go the way he had planned. ONESHOT

Alucard's thoughts on mortality, humanity, and his Master. Perhaps not what one might expect...