Irken smeet Zim has been bullied and called defective all his life. After one particularly nasty beating, Zim loses everything when he's betrayed by a friend and launched into space. Alone with no way home, Zim loses all hope of ever breathing fresh air again until he crashes on Earth. Hope's restored until it starts to rain.

It all started with a silly, silly prank. But the events it triggered were bigger than anyone could have foreseen. it just really has some of everything. ZADR, hurt/comfort, angst, psychological, insanity the non-funny kind , friendship/romance, will eventually contain lemon, some hinted RAPR,

The collected information on the three outlaws: Chorizo, Stump and Kinski; the three men in Bad Bill's gang. Their background stories on who they were before they became the wanted outlaws today. Many risks were taken in order to sucessfully gather the classified dark pasts that the three have tried to keep a secret from the world. (My theories)

Ever wondered what would happen if Total Drama characters acted out ASDF movies? Well, this is what would have happened!

"Brought upon by the lust for power, a deeply embedded grudge will lay waste to the clan. Until the blood of the cursed has been repaid, DarkClan is destined to fade into nothingness. Until the harbinger of darkness is put to rest, DarkClan will suffer in a never-ending cycle of misfortune. Until the end." Final book of the DarkClan Trilogy. Rated T for violence and dark themes.

Three years after the defeat of Vaati and Ganon, Link must once again draw the Four Sword and go on a quest to save Hyrule. But can the four Links save the land before it's too late and darkness overtakes all?

You've seen them act out ASDF Movies. What if they were to act out certain Vines? Yes, I'm feeling random again . . .

Just when Vaati has fully settled down into his new life in Equestria, the unthinkable happens; Ganon attacks. With the Princesses in hiding, the Elements of Harmony scattered, and races all around Equestria suffering, Vaati and his friends must join forces with former enemies and recover the Elements if they hope to stop Ganon. All the while, another evil plots from the shadows.

nny does something that makes squee mad at him and now he has to take care of the small boy. NO nnyxsquee. more of a father son thing. flames are welcome this is only my second story.

Some lemons, oh ho ho! If you are very sensitive, please, go to the better section of le fanfiction! Just be prepared if you do enter! It is not my fault! I am now taking requests again! What joy.

The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! 12 campers remain, 1 in Redemption Cabin!

(Sequel to "The Soul That Binds Us") Nine years later, Kokoa is heading off to college! How can she handle an all-about-me roomate, creep professor, and much more? AU.

The title pretty much explains it. But they're all NoCo, except for one Coderra, but what're ya gonna do? Plus, they're super fluffy, so be ready!

Tak finds her way back to Earth, but now she has nowhere to go!...except for the base of one little Irken and his crazy robot! My first fanfiction! ZaTr! Some one-sided DaTr & very slight SaTr. Rated T for FEW strong themes.

I don't believe my pentagon-hacking friend when he says there's an alien research facility near my house. However, I join him in a secret mission to investigate the supposed facility. That's where I meet Zakori, an Irken who is being held captive on earth. I soon learn that Zakori's survival may shape the future of not just the Irken empire, but the rest of the universe as well.

Invader Zim can't control himself after Gaz gets him sick. Rated for sexual content and a tiny bit-o-violence. (Complete Prequel to Humanity)

This book includes the wacky adventures of Red, Blue, Purple, and of course, Green as they journey to find Vaati's Castle and save Princess Zelda! Will Vaati marry Princess Zelda? Or can the misadventurous foursome rescue Zelda just in time? Or can the King and Green's Uncle talk a lot for short cutscenes? Or can I stop asking you questions?Includes O.C's.

Three months after the defeat of the Fabrication Machine, 9 finally has a chance to redeem himself and make the world right again. However, the stitchpunk coven is unexpectedly thrust into the Second War of the Machines. This final battle will determine the fate of the coven and thier world. 9 must discover his destiny as his race against time quickly becomes a race for survial.

Eyeless Jack, amnesiac monster, is on a journey of self-discovery with his creepy new friend(?) Jeff the killer, and other colorful characters. Hilarity, violence, mushy romantic feelings, and awkwardness ensue. However, a much more sinister plot is contained within, and the truth is very dangerous. Warning for male/male (plus everything else) and plot relevant, well developed OCs.

[Flippy x Flaky] Flaky never thought that she would find a little green bear on her lawn, and she most definitely never thought that she would bring the thing with her into her home.

Here is my Invader Zim fanfic, if you want to know anything else you're going to have to read it

Matt loses his mirror, which leads to some things, which leads to others. Matt x tom. Yaoi, lemons, don't like, don't read. WARNING- CUTTING, CRYING, YAOI.

I wake up to find that nine of the I.Z characters have been transported into my living room, but there's a twist: They're less than seven inches tall! I soon learn that what lack in size, they make up for in chaos, with me trying to keep the peace between the Tallest and Membrane, hide Tak, Skoodge and Zim from a way-old fanboy and save Dib from drowning pathetically in the toilet.

-Sequel to the Power of Seven- Ratstar and his group of rogues have been driven away, but they still lurk in the shadows, waiting for the right time to pounce. Tensions rise throughout the Clans, and the Seventh must be found. Meanwhile, a battle, meant for seven cats on each side, looms on the horizon. But one of the cats may not know where their loyalties lie...

Zim's PAK breaks down one fateful Earth-day which he successfully repairs. His PAK now improved, he sees the world with a new set of eyes. But now he can see people who aren't really there, and who is this little girl following him? Zim learns the truth about... Now complete. Contains characters from Jhonen's comics — though later on in the story.

Hello strange humans! My name is Purple! I am a smeet of the superior Irken race. This is my journal that I am keeping to stave off boredom of training in the Undergrounds of Irk. I'll let you read it as long as you don't tell Red about it, ok? Hey guess what! I saw Tallest Miyuki earlier! [Will be updated/completed eventually sorry!]

Noah didn't participate in TDI. Instead, he was introduced as one of the new guys in world tour! What difference would that make, you ask? well, why don't you read and find out? rated for some language and cartoon violence. WARNING: Eventual slash.

"I take my seat in the back row. I shoot Noah a small but somber smile, and he returned it. I gaze around at the rest of the 'victims,' as we were always referred to on the news. Only a few of us were actually injured, me included. The rest were just dragged into this mess."

A young Noah makes an oath to himself, only for it to backfire. Rated T for mild language.

Cody and Noah find that they are great as a couple... But what happens when an unexpected bundle of joy enters the equation? (This is a take on Noah Cody Mike. Expect the unexpected with these 3.)

Vaati the Wind Mage, seeking a change in lifestyle, accidentally teleports himself to Equestria. How will the presence of this mysterious character change the course of the Mane 6's friendship? Takes place shortly after Griffon the Brush-Off, will include both canon and original episodes. Rated T for some action violence and suggestive themes. NOW COMPLETE.

"The world is full of monsters. Liars, traitors, killers, cowards..." Rated M for dark themes and violence/gore. A Re-Telling of The Cat Lady...with cats!

Granny Pie has passed away. Pinkie Pie is distraught. Twilight decides she will do whatever it takes to help her friend. Even if that means dealing with maximum zaniness.

These are HTF love stories I will try to write. There will be lemons, No flames. Please reveiw and Enjoy. HTF belongs to MondoMedia not me.

Ever wonder why the Notebook says 'Green is not a creative color? Fanfic for don't hug me I"m scared. Pre-video time frame. Notebook is gender neutral. Written for a friend who runs an ask blog for the notebook on tumblr.

This is a short story that came to mind. Someone from Noah's family comes to visit during his stay at Camp Wawanakwa. This is my first time writing a fanfiction for the Total Drama series, so hopefully, I didn't do too terrible at keeping Noah in character. Also, this is my first time actually publishing a story on here. Please, enjoy. .

Nate and Gwen have moved into their first apartment and are both feeling a bit hesitant. However, Gwen has an idea on what can ease them into their new home. 7x9 Human!punks

One waits at the Library, alone, for the others to return with a missing Six. To his surprise, Six returns alone, and in his attempt to assist the Artist he learns more than he expected, about the both of them. 1x6

[Sniffles x Flaky] Lost on their road trip, Lammy and Flaky decide to stop at a lone mansion and ask for directions. What they find is an extremely friendly man with a peculiar interest in dolls and Flaky in particular.

[Lammy x Flaky x Male!Lammy] Wandering in a forest on Halloween night was the last thing that Flaky wished to be doing but she finds relief in a pair of friendly twins who invite her back to a very familiar home and she can't quite put a finger on it but Flaky swears that she knows the twins somehow, which they admit that she does know them - that she knows them very well indeed.

On a snowy day, Two invites Five to sled, and to warm up together afterwards. 2x5

The Guard attempts to take the little Artist's mind off of his worries as they wait for someone to return home.

NoCo AU twoshot. "Remember, Cody, it's not a good idea to upset the only person that'll ever love you." Cody has an abusive boyfriend and meets a sarcastic cynic over a cup of hot chocolate. Warnings: rated T. abuse and mentions of mature content.

Five learns from the others about Six's depression and is afraid he'll lose the Artist forever. Only one problem; Six isn't depressed. 5x6

After a trip to the Emptiness, Nine is attacked and taken by a Beast, to which Five saves him. However, his mate is in pain after the fact, so Five's job isn't finished; not as a healer, not as a lover. 5x9

Two accidentally overhears Five confessing a very shocking secret; his attraction to him. Now he must figure out what he will do when Five comes to him for guidance. 2x5

It's hiskool, and for Dib Membrane, things have only gotten worse. It seems like kids try to hurt him even worse now that he cuts. One day, however, he's pushed too far.

Emberpaw has never really fit in. She's never felt right in her body, never felt right with her Clanmates. What can you do when you're a molly stuck in a body everyone else calls a tom's? But when she hears of a magical place where stars touch the earth, she and her best friend Tawnypaw may discover what bravery really is. [img by tarale on flickr]

Happy Tree Friend Town will never be the same. One of their own has gone back in time and made a cruel, selfish wish. They have wished that Handy never existed. With the Tree Friends reliving their lives without Handy and Handy forced to watch and be unable to interfere, is it truly better without Handy? Who made the wish and why? And what'll become of those Handy was close to?

28 campers from all 4 seasons so far have been forced by Chris to take part in an all new season called: Total... Drama... High School! There's drama, fights and a lot of surprises! Now Co-Written by 'zgirlforever!

This is the story about when a violin playing goat found his way into Edd, Tom, and Matts house. Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own Eddsworld. Eddsworld is owned by Thomas 'Tomska' Ridgewell, after the passing of Edd Gould.

Cody finds out that a drunk Noah is a weird Noah. And that a stuffed emu can somehow be related to this situation. NoCo. Rated T for use of alcohol, but nothing too bad.

Izzy brings the TDI gang for a little chat over the Internet and asks their opinions about different crack pairings! What surprises will she have in store for them?

When Cody starts going to his new school, he sees a strange boy...and he wants to get to know him. Worst. Summary. EVER. But the story's good...better than how I make it sound. :3 NoCo. Slash. Boy/Boy. U no like, U. NO. READ.

In the end, all they wanted was revenge. It consumed them, pushing them on their paths. She looked up, furrowing her brow. Is this the result of so much hate manifested after so many moons? Will ThunderClan ever recover from the tragic story of a blazing dawn and the fang of a butterfly? T for gore.

A stupid dare ends Cody up in a tree. But it turns out that certain tree has Noah reading under it. Cody can't bring himself to climb down now, so he stays and watches.

This is a collection of poems I wrote about some warrior cats! Enjoy!

"Three crazies were fated to meet."

Mabel and Dipper Pines find themselves in a peculiar situation. Turning into cats and fighting an evil force was not one of their priorities.

Made fresh! Get it now! Free warrior lemons! Fire x blue x oak/ fire x spotted/ sol x sand/ scourge x snow are some of the few lemons within. So go ahead! Take a peek inside! You know you want to!

This is the sequel to my first Invader Zim fanfic: ZAGR. Gaz and Zim are together again at last, but something has come up. The Irkens have found out that their Tallest has disappeared and now every Irken is on the hunt for their Tallest leader. A Revolution will form, and a war between the alien races will start! Will Gaz and Zim ever be together forever? Hope you enjoy :)

A collection of mating stories based upon cats from the Warriors series. Submission form available at the end of chapter 1! For now only accepting canon cats.

Father's Day has arrived for the Happy Tree Friends and this one proves to be no ordinary Father's Day for the town's resident dad Pop and his son Cub. When things get hairy on a pirate ship ride, Pop needs to go to the hospital and Cub needs someone to take care of him. It will come down to someone very unlikely to be dad of the day and to see what it's like to be in Pop's shoes.

This is my third and final story to the Banshee Trilogy. The Immortals and demons have found out Mr. Blacks discovery on immortality. The Immortals want to destroy it before the demons get their hands on it. Banshee's unknown past is revealed, new characters are introduced, and a war between mortals, immortals, and demons is unleashed. Hope you enjoy :)

One's night is interrupted by a disturbed and sleepless Nine, and attempts to get to the bottom of the other's issues. He soon finds that they have a bit more in common than expected.

The tragic story of an imperfect creature whose struggle for beauty ends in a terrible calamity.

The three of the newest prophecy have waited for thier chance to fullfil thier destiny. But with the upcoming threat, they'll need help from the most unlikliest of heros. Rated T for mild cussing and blood. ((This story has been put up for adoption until and unless I get more inspiration for it. Ask me for any details on this story please, if you are interested.))

The short life of a creature determined to prove its superiority and how such led to its premature demise.

The thoughts of a creature trying to impress their creator, and the events that lead up to its untimely demise.

Fifteen years after the fall of the Dark Lord a new one rises, stronger than anyone has ever seen. Eight Hogwarts students must prove their strength unless they wish to die. Co-written with Mikey Jacquez.

One comforts Two after he has a nightmare about a very sensitive subject, to them both. 1x2 Oneshot

Sunpaw, a newly made apprentice, struggles to understand her "mothers". Will she discover he mystery behind her real parents? A challenge for NightClan.

Spottedheart, a mate-hungry she-cat, is determined to have a mate. She branches out from Rainclan, selecting toms from each clan to be her mates. This is their story as her master plan is put into effect. Will it work, or was the whole operation doomed from the beginning? Read to find out! Rated M for EXTREMELY mature content. Don't like don't read. I stink at summaries, just read!

The epic tale of the Irken Empire's most secretive sect of special operations, an elite squad of 10 highly trained and extremely dangerous individuals whose service has undoubtedly kept the mighty Empire from collapsing...until they are pushed too far.

Soul wants Maka to sing to him on a cold night, but Maka refuses. What happens when she gives in and does? SoMa (Rated for I don't know why)

"I will have you know that I know exactly how to break a rebel." He pulled the staff back harder, sending the victim now partially onto the table. The victim looked up to see a deadly smirk, "No matter how defiant."

Johnny had never exactly been the 'guardian' type; especially not for a boy like little Squee. So what kind of insanity transpires when he finds himself stuck with boy and the responsibilities of being a guardian-like figure? Will all go well, or end with tears, blood and knives? Rated T for gore and language, contains an OC in a minor role, NO PAIRINGS.

A young girl must deal with her abusive parents.

Creepypasta. Jeff is out to visit his family's graves, getting a little sidetracked on the way. However, Liu's body has been taken. Jeff must collect the pages left behind to find out who -or what- has taken his brother. Will he succeed? Or will he fall dead in the hands of an immortal being? Blood/gore/sexual scenes/horror/angst. TO BE REWRITTEN

Splendid must juggle between the life of a superhero and his life hiding his secret identity while dealing with his personal/love life and his easily angered brother, Splendont. Reveals the brothers' pasts, includes some new characters, and rated T just in case.

Thimble Harris is ugly. He knows if he goes into the games he won't come out. In a time when fashion is everything the perfect victor must win. The odds are not in Thimble's favor as he goes into the games.

Long since after Johnny was resurrected, he tries to continue life as a somewhat of a normal person. However, he meets a female who seems to disrupt his life in the quietest way, and by the quietest way, she doesn't freakin' talk. Like. Ever.

Well this is a ScourgeXSandstorm rape, I'm doing this to make up for my first one, and I hope you will like it. Rated M for lemons. Review and favorite!

Five has been trying to handle the confusing and aching feelings he has for Nine without success. Everything spirals out of control when one day Nine leaves for the Emptiness with Seven... and doesn't return. 5x9

The war with the Dark Forest is over, but sometimes wounds take longer to heal than expected. Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Dovewing especially have a hard time fitting in with the clan, and Ivypool, Birchfall, Blossomfall, and Mousewhisker are treated more often than not as traitors. As the cats struggle to go back to life as it was, they discover that wounds to the heart heal slow.

Just you're average horrible day of Hi Skool, or so Dib thinks. Then, of course, two new students show up. Not another Irken, please not another Irken...

Gnarly was a rich girl when she was little. She went into hiding after her parents died and her disorder took over. Years later, she finds her old friend and crush, Flippy, who has the same kind of disorder. She wants his evil side to take over so that they can take over the town and make things their way.

Because EVERYONE is afraid of something. "Believe it or not, his eyeballs were gone! It was soooo weird! But you know, he's my best friend so if he doesn't want his eyeballs, that's his own choice!" A multi chapter about the fears of the Invader Zim cast. UPDATE: Keef added

In a moment of passion Seven begins an affair behind Nine's back. Confused yet fulfilled, Seven continues the affair, but she's playing with fire, and unfortunately many are at risk of getting burned.

The twolegs have disappeared. That thought repeated in three cats' minds. Three housepet cats unknown to each other, that have to cooperate and learn to like each other in order to survive. (My first crossover even though it may not look like it at first. A crossover between The Last Dogs and Warriors. Rated Teen in case.)

Red finds Purple's diary and decides to read it so he can tease him about it, but he finds a truth better left unknown. It's the same as Forever yours, but with a different ending. Rapr, character death, oneshot.

Red finds Purple's diary and decied to read it...only to find the scary truth. RAPR, kinda mature. Oneshot.

It's been six moons after the battle with the Dark Forest, but as a new prophecy rears its head, seven chosen cats embark on a perilous journey that pulls them back to their roots, and war will begin. Blood spilled, allegiances broken, and mates torn apart. StarClan can only watch as destruction overtakes the lake - and the power of seven cats will determine their fate - forever.

/AU/ The Lost have been brought back, and everything ought to be perfect now... But seeds of anger and jealousy have made 5 weak for an insidious invasion from another clan with a sinister purpose. Can the woman he loves be trusted, or is she just an all-consuming enchantress? Now is the time for 5's adventure...

Stories of tom-tom "relationships". RATED M FOR A REASON!

No cat ever expected it would come to this. The tension between DarkClan and TreeClan has reached its peak. An ultimate clash seems inevitable...but how can a meager group of young warriors possibly face an entire clan? Second Book of DarkClan trilogy. Sequel to Shadows of the Heart. T for violence and dark themes. COMPLETE

Poem about each and every stitchpunk, and what role they play in the world. Re-posted, don't forget to review.

This is the story of Shatter. A kit that was born to be a killer in a valley called Bloody Valley, a place of punishmnet, a prison for those that have committed crimes. Takes place long ways away from the books. Rest of the summary inside. Rated T because it's likely to be too violent for K .

It's just a normal day in eddsworld, when Tom's sister comes to visit. How will the gang survive? Read to find out!

Sunstrike's been captured by a band of rouges! What will they do to her? Rated M for lemons.

A sweeping saga of love, conquest, and freaky alien sex. OR: What happens when a misanthropic teenage gamer and her several-hundred-year-old Irken girlfriend accidentally wind up ruling the universe? Some crazy shit, that's what.

The unexpressed feelings kept bound tightly beneath striped canvas, unable to be released and unknown to all. It's not the ignorance and bliss that is let on; they're just swallowed.

A Dib and Keef centric one-shot. An odd pairing, I know, but I enjoy it and I'm sure a few others do too. Summary: In all his months of dating Keef, Dib had never known he could be so… in control. The usual shyness the boy exhibited around others was gone the moment they were alone, and it seemed a whole new side of him was allowed to surface. Warning: MATURE. This is a sex scene.

Leafpool meets Hawkfrost one day on a bus. At first, he appears to be rude and unlikable. But then something sparks between them after a horrible incident. No longer can they hide their feelings. THIS IS NEKO!

A short DaTRish thing I wrote around Christmas time and forgot to post to until now. Anyway... This is a somewhat cliche Christmas one-shot. Just a little present exchange. But hey, at least there's no mistletoe kisses. (not yet, anyway) Hope you enjoy, I don't ship DaTR that much but it's still cute! :D

Just a brief ZaGR one-shot I wrote, slightly inspired by Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin. While out walking, Zim and Gaz get caught in the rain. Gaz could care less, but how will Zim handle it? He took a paste bath earlier but still... DANGEROUS EARTH RAIN. Well, let's just say he ends up learning a valuable life lesson.

In irken society, status is based on height. That's why the Almighty Tallest, the leaders, are just that: the tallest of them all. Red and Purple are very proud of their position... so what happens when it gets challenged? Ariva, a tall female irken with big plans to become a physicist, is going to find out. Mostly non-canon characters, no pairings except implied RaPR.

Eight overhears Two and One talking about Six's health, and how it is deteriorating. In a desperate attempt to make things right, he decides to make up for all he's done to the Artist who might soon be ripped from his grasp, and also has to face the feelings that he has been smothering. 6x8

A collection of passionate mating. TAKING REQUESTS!

Vaati mysteriously turns into a Cat, and he has no idea how to reverse it. So Vaati and Dark Link go see Link and Zelda about how to reverse it. Will Vaati get back to normal? What will Link and Zelda do about it? Find out! R&R. UPDATED!

A pretty lengthy one-shot, has ZaDR tones near the end. Zim and Dib go to an abandoned house out in the woods on a paranormal excursion... Things soon take a turn for the worse. Warning: Major character death, brief violence and icky things. Read and critique if interested, please.

(Story is in English, despite the title being in Norwegian. (It means 'Red and Blue Blood', by the way.) ) Edd asks Tord to come back to Eddsworld, but what bad will come out of it?

During a local event involving the painting of a town mural in Happy Tree Friend Town, things go quickly wrong when Lifty and Shifty attempt to vandalize the mural. Flippy flips out and this time in the presence of the superhero Splendid. This leads to a big battle that threatens to destroy the town. Can the unlikely duo of Flaky and Mime stop this battle from going too far?

Instantly, you already know what the story is going to be about. Zim, Dib, Tak, and Gaz are older and go to High Skool. Zim falls in love with Gaz and tries to be with her. Tak and Dib join forces and try to stop the romance (some D.A.T.R. as well). Action, Romance, Betrayal, Changes and Dark pasts are revealed. Hope you enjoy.

A destiny to shake the forest - a destiny for greatness, a destiny for tragedy, a destiny for love - and after it all, there is only one thing left... the will to live. Dust to Dust, Ashes to Ashes, Ice to Shadow. Nothing will ever be the same again.

We all know that Johnny tells Squee bedtime stories. Have you ever been curious as to what they were like, or what they were about? Well, listen in yourself, and watch how much Johnny blurs the line between harmless storytelling and reality while an innocent child listens.

Song shuffle off of Windows Media Player. Please read and review! Old story I found, has been re-posted for the entertainment of my fellow FF-ners.

This story continues from my first story: Banshee. The story is taken place a couple years into the future. Bill has finally taken over Dirt, Banshee is a wanted "outlaw," and most of the citizens of Dirt are now Bill's slaves. The first couple of chapters will explain more. Mostly, this story is what the title states. It has a lot more things going on.

Slenderman and his pal Jeff the Killer decide to, as the title says, crash a wedding.

Tord is back, and he wants revenge on all the things Tom has put him through. Is it just some petty plot, or does it have deeper roots? Rated T for violence, that could change... Mainly Tom and Tord but with some Edd and Matt as well. OCs will come later EDDSWORLD FANFIC

Well, Exactly what it says on the tin...A sequel that shall hopefully frighten you all out of your skins.

30 years have passed since Katniss and Peeta won the Hunger Games. Heather Smith is a 15-year old who helps earn money for her family by hunting illegally. However, when she and a familiar boy are called to be tributes for District 12, what will happen? Rated T for minor language, and some violence.

Sequel to Fever. Just when they thought the danger had passed, a new enemy has arisen, and it leaves it's victims crippled and paralyzed. The only one who can save them is 6, the one who has already been crippled and scarred. But he has no idea how much trouble he's in. And how can he possibly save the others without dying himself...?

Pinkie Pie's party is ruined by a cold blooded killer. T for gore

So that was it, then. 0 was deaf. She would be of no use to him. A waste of a perfectly good part of his soul. He swept her aside and began working on the creations that would matter. Mostly post-story, 6xOC, 5x9

Nny and Squee go to the tundra area after hearing about a legend. They find the truth about a murderous girl who's spirit still wanders. Squee is forced to come after Nny killed his parents. What will they find in this tundra? Read to see...

Ever wondered why 8 seems to hate 6 and everyone else? And how he got so hooked on that magnet? I put these two questions together and came up with this little story. Different POV each chapter.

He couldn't understand why they left him behind, why he was destined to be alone, why they left him... Or more importantly, why he left him... Nine is about to discover that he left something behind that is very important. Something that is about to change his, and the others', lives forever.

[Tak x Gaz] When the boys are asleep, the girls will play.

"Was it really seven years ago? Did he really leave when I was eight? Man, I've gotten old." Squee's growing up all alone, feeling so miserable. How does he react when his old neighbor finally moves back into town?

Yes, this is a Trapped-In-IZ fanfic.BUt, my OC's must battle aliens not Irkens avoid stupid school-mates, and figure ot how to get home.

Pepito decides that he wants to choose his own fate, rather than the universe choose it for him. With Todd's help, will he be able to change the course of his destiny, or will the universe simply wipe him from the earth- by force?

8 is left to babysit 3, 4, and 6... what could possibly go wrong! NOT A SLASH! Happy 8 Appreciation Month!

In the future there is a time of segregation between the clans. Dustypaw was born with the wrong pelt color for RiverClan and is suffering because of it. He, and others like him, are going to be the only ones who can save the clans in a battle of pride.

A female bat finds herself in the middle of the hot desert. She has no idea where she comes from, or who she is. Instantly, she winds up in the town of Dirt. The town helps her start over and even gives her a name: Banshee. Trouble starts when Bad Bill's forming plan to destroy the town is found out. Banshee must join his gang, find out his plan, and stop him before its too late.

Tak and MiMi have crash-landed on Earth. Tak is taking the opportunity to try to take Zim's mission again, and MiMi, of course, is assisting her. But MiMi keeps running into Zim's defective SIR unit, Gir... who has the strangest desire to be friends. MiMi x Gir romance. Rated K-plus in case.

DarkClan has always had its fair share of bad luck, but now things seem worse than ever before. Their territory is dark and deserted, prey has become scarce, and natural disasters are an all too common occurrence. Perhaps, they thought, it would be with the birth of new kits that their luck would change... First Book of Darkclan Trilogy. COMPLETE. Summary in Profile.

" Birthdays meant nothing to him. Another year you've been alive. What's the point? The thought actually disgusted him. But to a kid, birthday's were supposed to be happy and fun, not something to cry over. And he hated seeing Squee cry, he hated knowing that everyday something would happen to expose his neighbor to the true disgusting reality of the world. " RATED T for languuage.

She looks at him and sees a freak, a criminal. A Flippy/Flaky story, with The Happy Tree Friends as humans, dwelling with their teenage problems during high school.

The twins are unable to fall asleep. Perhaps a lullaby is just what they need from the most unexpected of people...

After reluctantly allowing Gir to keep his new Facebook profile, Zim soon realizes his mistake a little too late as he watches the little green dog becomes obsessed more and more each day. Funny Oneshot.

What will happen when Snape and James end up in detention together? AU.

After the event of the secret Movie Night, 1 makes a harsh new rule. This is a sequel to Movie Night but you don't have to have read it to enjoy this story.

A warrior and a mechanic. An unlikely pair that ended up shaping the Empire. Younger!Tallest. RaPr

In acts of friendly revenge, or just when they're bored, the 'punks play all sorts of pranks on each other. REQUESTS TAKEN!

One-shot. The twins find a movie -see if you can guess which one- and host a secret movie night, but what happens when 1 finds out? 5's point of view.

A year after the four became one again, Hyrule is once again in danger... Link leaves for the Sanctuary to reclaim his destiny, but disappears along with the Four Sword... The fifth "Link" is needed once again... Better description within.

Zim and Dib go to the beach! Just a fun summer trip, nothing can go wrong... right? ZaDR/F, one-shot, m/m and plenty of fluffiness.

No matter what Zim does, despite all the torture and abuse to his captive... Dib refuses to give in. One-shot, m/m Definitely love-hate.

Just like the title says, Please R/R

Their relationship is a strange one. So deeply connected by violence and obsession. But is it hate? Or something... more? -oneshot-

One-shot. Johnny is sick, and decides to come bug his favorite neighbor. Super slight NnyxOlder!Squee, but mostly just a really close friendship. It's so sweet, it'll give you cavities!

1 was being more of a jerk than usual, so 5 and 6 pull a prank on him. What do they do? Why, steal his beloved cape of course! Pre-movie. NOT A SLASH! Enjoy...

Gir comes back from a different dimension with a stack of papers. It is discovered that these papers are fan fiction stories, all of them, romance, centered IZ characters. Things don't go well when they're discovered by the people starring in them.

A trip to the video store? What could go wrong? The video you want is sold out, you can't reach the top shelf, and Flippy flips out and goes on a killing spree. Can Handy survive a Fliqpy attack and also see some of his fellow Tree Friends in a new light?

Red and Purple are still in training. Purple doesn't talk much, and Red wants to know why...But the situation spirals out of control shortly after Purple starts getting suspicious bruises.

On the night of their anniversary, BonBon and Lyra are left to ponder certain...things. Ah, who the hell am I kidding, contains straight up mare-on-mare sex. Sort of clopfic? LyraxBonBon ship. Lyraisbestpony.

All Gaz had anticipated for herself that day was to spend her day alone, so one can only imagine how much difficulty she had coming to terms with the unanticipated secret that was revealed to her. GAGR

She didn't expect to find him again; he was supposed to be long gone. So why, of all places, did she find Johnny performing at a nearby concert? And she didn't at all expect to find herself saving him from a man Johnny claims should be long dead.

Mr. and Mrs. Diablo have been keeping something from Pepito and he is determined to find out. the battle between good and evil has never been so complicated. this is my new account, I will delete my last one.

Because high school is hard enough to survive without the Second Coming of Damnation falling in love with you.

Zim is upset that the Tallest don't acknowledge him as one of the others, and Flippy is depressed because of his war problem. What will happen when these two brilliant characters unite? Rated T for bloody scenes. .

Zim won't let Dib mate with him unless he proves his worth... This is pretty much PWP, not really a backstory to it... enjoy. Warning: ZaDR, lemon, M/M, anal... etc. If any of that disturbs you, then this isn't for you.

Inspired by Garth Brook's "The Dance". It's been two years since Zim left and Dib can't help remembering that first, and final, dance they shared beneath the stars... ZaDR One-Shot

After a long day of bossing around underlings, the Tallest like having some alone time... and when Zim makes the mistake of calling them during their 'alone time' Purple quickly makes him regret it. RaPR One-shot!

Torque and Chunk decide to bully a nerd... that nerd being Dib. Zim is NOT very happy about that. ZaDR/ZaDF

A continuation from the Four Swords Manga, Hyrule has returned to an era of peace, but something is amiss... and when Zelda is kidnapped once more by a strange, dark force, Link must once again use the power of the Four Sword to defeat the darkness.

It's senior year and Zim and Dib decide to run for homecoming king and king. Will their school be accepting of this? Do they have a chance at winning? Read on and find out. ZaDR Three-part

It's recess and Dib's curious about Zim's antennae. ZaDR One-shot

Red and Purple find out what RAPR is. It does not go well. Rated just because RAPR is gross!

What will the four swords and Shadow do when they come face to face with fanfiction? And who wrote the story? Read to find out. Some swearing is present, so if you don't like swears I suggest you don't read.

It's Christmas, and Johnny is simply watching TV. When all of a sudden, he runs into someone he least expected; Santa Clause! Based off of the tale, 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.

New and Old Characters, Awesome Plots, Continuing from the last episode! Alot of fighting. xD READ NOW!

When SkyClan wonder what 'pleasure' truely means, they find out in the most wonderful ways possible.

20 years after the Wayside books ended, Mrs. Jewels's students are adults. They have jobs, relationships, even children of their own! But have they really changed? No, not at all! Rated for language and suggestive situations.

ShadowxVio 'It's been three years since I last saw him. Shadow, I mean. I remember watching him fade away with a smile on his face, before he disappeared into nothing. Shadow… I still have yet to find you…'

3 and 4 learn a new word.

Ever wonder what a normal day in the Tallests' lives is like? No? Well you're gonna find out anyway.

Every spoken or unspoken rumor about it was filled with pain, misery, and horrible, unavoidable trauma and suffering. Red and Purple go to the Tallest Ritual to have their thumbs cut off.

In 8 simple steps, you can find out how to get hundreds of reviews in no time without even breaking a sweat! Or not!

A one shot based on Christina Milian's song, 'Us Against The World'. Noah's revelations as Cody sleeps beside him on the floor of Cody's room one night. Noah x Cody. Slash.

Cody finds out Noah's birthday is on an important holiday and Noah thinks that no one cares. Cody cares, though. He decides to SHOW Noah that he cares. I own nothing. T for slash.

The Massive's been attacked, now Red and Purple are forced to seek shelter on Earth, with Zim! Man how's Dib gonna handle this one. Warning, there will be hillariousness.

3.4 drabble. Slash.

Darkness is stirring in the heart of ShadowClan. Cats develop a need for power, a need that will swallow the whole Clan in it's greed. But the most dangerous part is that what these cats will fight against, they'll soon be unable to resist. SEX & RAPE

Tak has secretly loved Zim for years. Now, she's going to show it... IN SONG! :D

It's Christmas, a holiday that Nny can't stand, this is the story of how he tries to steal it based off the children's book, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Please R&R!

When your BF dumps you, you go to the one person you can count on, your brother. When you feel you're going to be left by the one closest to you, you go to the one person you can talk to, your brother. Bad summary. 3x4 LEMON! It needed to be done!

Series of drabbles based on alphabet word-prompts. Will be a variety of pairings, some slash, as well as generic. Rating not go above T. Characters are those in the most recent chapter. Will take requests.

The twins find an ipod and discover the stitchpunks can act as a speaker... They have fun. please R&R!

3 and 4's first minutes of life.

A young warrior wanders alone in the forest at night. Tail lengths away, another cat crouches in wait for his victim. One cat will dominate, and leave the other in it's wake. But the loser's remains will twist into something even more sinister. SLASH.

Thirty oneshots of love. Some one-sided, some ending in happiness, some ending in tragedy. Warning: Contains sexuality in every chapter. Will contain crack pairings, rape, slash, and femslash. Open for suggestions of pairings!

The Minish Cap through Vaati's eyes, but all is not what it seems... Has been somewhat redone. UPDATED *finally*

A sequel! It's 2 years later, and the sex challenges are even more extreme and perverted! Everything gets resolved in Chapter 4, in ways you don't expect! With lots of laughs, just like the first Total Sex Island.

Like the TV show, only with sex! See who hooks up with who! Plus plenty of humor, and even some drama!

Some Pepito/Squee.

Silverwind is taken by BloodClan to supply males with kits and pleasure to their manhood! How will she escape? Very smutty and full of wonderful cat sex!

Plotless rapefic. Warnings inside. Plot is developing. Disclaimer: I own none of the characters in this.

Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.

GAGR. No man alive can move Gaz's icy heart, but one android has just what it takes. 300 words

A year after the Minish Cap manga, Vaati accompanies Link on a new quest to save the world. Together, they must gather the Secondary Elements...and come to terms with their innermost feelings. LinkxVaati.

COMPLETE! The Marauders pass notes in class. Expect crazy! Sirius, in love! James, annoyed! Lily and sarcastic! Remus. [Sirius… you’re the only clever person that I know who can successfully make everyone think they’re completely daft.]

Ah, it's summer, and romance is in the Hylian air! ...'Course, so are some other weird things, such as sockpuppet loving mad scientists, Ganon's retarded brother Dingledorf, a Linkmolesting ostrich, a Zant who wants plastic surgery, and enraged cucoos...

ONESHOT. Gaz's birthday, and there are no birthday greetings whatsoever...UNTIL she gets a visit from someone. GAGF...?

A prank leaves Red and Purple stuck on earth with Zim. They become tangled in an age old plot to destroy all Irkens. A plot that involves Gaz and her deceased mother.

[ Pepito/Squee slash. ] Pepito and Squee begin their first year of highschool. [ Finished. ]