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"Sirs, we have a problem!" screamed an Irkin drone as the Massive was hit shaking it off of it's intended course. Sirens were buzzing in the ship and Irkins were toppling over one another trying to find the source of the problem.

The Massive was hit again, sending the Almighty Tallests Red and Purple hurtling over the railing of their observation tower.

Tallest Red grunted as he hit the side bar. "What's wrong?" he yelled demandingly to the drones.

"We're under attack! The Massive's being hammered!" a gruffer Irkin answered while struggling to hold onto his chair.

"But who would dare attack the Massive?" Red questioned as Purple was tossed around the control room screaming.

"Switching to video screen," a female Irkin yelled as she struggled to press a sequence of buttons on the control panel.

The image of Lard Nar's battle cruiser filled the screen, the Vort ship's blaster cannons aimed right at them.

"Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhh Whaaaaaaaa," Purple wailed as Red slammed his fist against the rails of the ship. "How'd they get past the defense systems?"

"I don't know," growled Red angrily, "but I'm going to find out." He pointed towards the Irkin who'd switched them to video, "You! Hail that ship, I want to have a talk with its captain."

"Y-yes my Tallest!" the female Irkin stammered as she transmitted to the enemy ship.

"Uh, sir?" Shloonktapooxis yelled towards Lard Nar.

"What?" the Vortian captain looked back at the grey cone shaped alien as his armrest buzzed and flashed signaling an incoming transmission. "Shhhhhhh, be quiet! They're hailing us." His chair spun as the image of Tallests Red and Purple appeared on screen.

"The Resisty?" Tallest Purple asked confused.

"That's right we're back!" Lard Nar screamed while waving his fist towards the screen. "And we're not leaving without those snacks!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" the Tallests screamed together.

"Wait! How'd you get past our defenses Nar? The Massive has state of the are defensive capabilities, there shouldn't be a ship within miles that isn't Irkin." Red asked in-between Purple's wailing.

"Ha! You Irkins think you're so smart, but you're not! We received a copy of the Massive's schematics through a transmission with one of your own prisoners, the very one who originally designed that ship; and that's LARD Nar to you!" Nar had leapt up on his chair and was now pointing threateningly at the screen. "Now hand over those snacks and maybe we'll leave you in relatively one piece!"

"Ha! The Almighty Irkin Empire will never surrender to the likes of you!" Red rebuffed angrily gripping at the rails.

"Can we blow 'em up now?" Purple asked putting his face next to Reds.

"We'll see, I don't know if they've prepared a defense system against us or not, probably so seeing as they said that they have a copy of the Massive's schematics." "You, you, and you," Red pointed towards a group of tangled Irkins that had been carelessly tossed on one another, "go and fire some weapon thingies at them! I wanna wee little pieces of their ship strewn around every part of the galaxy."

"Yes sir!" the three Irkins saluted as they struggled to get free of one another.

"Fire the laser cannon!" Nar commanded striking his fist against the armrest cutting off the transmission.

"Yeah!" Shloonktapooxis yelled out excitedly, "This is gonna be awesome!"

The Massive fired first sending a wave of pink energy headed strait for the Vortian ship. But before it could reach the intended target it seamed to lose energy and just fizzle up in the atmosphere.

"My Tallest!" an Irkin soldier yelled out amidst the panic. "They're preparing to fire! We have to get you off the ship now!"

"What?" the Tallests replied in disbelief.

"But where are we gonna go?" Purple raised his voice above the warning alerts.

"There are escape pods designed to hone in on Irkin technology. Once launched it automatically takes you to the nearest available Irkin base. There you'll be safe. I offer my sincerest apologies to you my Tallest, but your safety is imperative to us. Rest assured the armada will come for you, but right now the ship is not safe."

Red and Purple looked at each other, both of them clearly nervous.

Reluctantly they nodded in agreement and allowed the soldier to lead them away from the control room and down into the Massive's docking bay.

Once their the soldier picked out a rather small escape pod that was just barely large enough to fit the two Tallests yet small enough to be counted off as space debris should it show up on any ship's radar.

Grimacing the two Tallests managed to squeeze inside the ship just as the Vort blaster's countdown began on screen. Huge red Irkin letters ran through the screen displaying several of the Massive's warning signals.

The Irkin soldier had started to yell something to the Tallests, but he was quickly drown out by the sirens and alerts that had risen to a deafening volume. Quickly he dived behind the control panel and hit the emergency escape button.

The pod shot out just as the Massive was hit, sending shock waves that reverberated through any nearby star, almost literally shaking the whole galaxy.

The Tallests were sent screaming through space, headed towards the nearest Irkin style base.

Finally after a few hours of screaming and yelling the Tallests had finally calmed down enough to access the limited controls on the pod.

"So what planet are we headed to again?" Tallest Purple asked leaning over Red's shoulder.

"Well, according to this the nearest planet that has a functioning Irkin base is… planet Earth."

"Planet Earth? Hey isn't that were," the Tallests looked at each other completely horrified, "Zim?"

"We should have stayed on the ship," Red groaned throwing his head back and covering it with his hands.

"I think so too," Purple agreed as the ship sped around nearby planets.

Meanwhile back on Earth Zim had just been released from the tormenting facility publicly known as skool, and was now walking around the city park trying to mumble up ways to destroy the human race. "Hmmm, swarms of tiny flesh eating insects, no already done. Um, electronically controlled plants, no, no too cliché. Hey, what about a massive building destroying gofer? But won't that just end up like the hamster? Maybe cuteness wasn't the way to go. Hmmm, no, no, no. Ugh!!!" sighing heavily Zim plopped himself down on the nearest park bench and was now staring up into the sky. "Why? Why does Zim have no ingenious ideas now? This filthy Earth mud ball should have been conquered for Irk long ago. So why hasn't it been done?" Zim made a small "humph" as he repositioned himself on the bench, "It's all that stupid Dib-monkey's fault, stupid vermin interfering in the brilliant plans of Zim! He just makes me so mad I wanna ungh ungh nya ungh and gah and nyagh," Zim yelled out while throwing his fists in the air in an attempt at hitting something.

He stopped and let his arms hang limp at his sides, he was staring at the clouds, which had begun to turn a deep shad of grey in some areas. "Filthy human acid water," Zim said aloud right before a stray drop landed on his forehead.

"Nyaaaaa ahhhhhhhhh! It burns," Zim screamed as he sat bolt upright. He scrambled off the bench and dove under the nearest tree. "Why!? Why must it be that the disgusting Earth acid must come down now? When Zim is so far from the base!" Zim watched as the rain began, it was a light sprinkle, but it was still enough to not make him want to venture out into it. The tree provided little shelter, however every so often a drop would seep through landing on Zim and he would yell out in pain as it fizzled and seared into his skin.

The rain quickly went from a slight drizzle to a complete downpour, and Zim sat there, under the tree, waiting patiently for it to stop. Every so often he would let out a sigh.

The low sound of a faint buzzing caught his attention, it was coming from the clouds.

Zim looked up just as a faint purple flash illuminated the clouds, any human could have written it off as discolored Earth lightning, but Zim knew better, it was a signature sign of an Irkin ship entering the atmosphere.

Soon enough Zim saw it, an Irkin pod just barely visible from beyond the clouds. He looked closer, it was one of the Massive's pods; he'd recognized it form the schematics he'd gotten from Vort prisoner number 777.

The ship was descending quickly, the flight patterns were erratic and unpredictable. It flew through the clouds towards earth, landing about a mile away from him.

After a quick glance in either direction Zim took off from the safety of his shelter, the rain stung like acid as it pelted his skin, his body felt like it was melting, he dashed through the park while running under as many trees as he could heading strait for the crash site.

After about 10minutes of excruciating agony from the smoldering rain Zim finally found the ship. It had crash landed through a group of trees taking out several of the thick branches and imbedding itself deep within the ground.

Zim made a dash towards the pod, it was damaged from the crash but the main components still seemed to be intact. Quickly the little Irkin pulled off the escape hatch using one of his pak's appendages.

Once inside he could hear a distinct pair of groans that he instantly recognized.

"My Tallests?!"

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