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Hey, my name is Jess, and I write.

There's one of two reasons why you're here. If it's because you got a review from me, by all means, hit the PM button. I'm willing to back up my review and help you improve your story. It's why I left my review in the first place; I promise that I wasn't being rude. The second reason is that you just happened upon my profile. Godspeed, internet spelunker.

- You said my OC was a Mary Sue/Gary Stu! : Let's put that to the "test", shall we? Admittedly, the test isn't concrete, but it should give you a decent idea of where you stand. And give you an idea of some of the crazy shit people put in their OC's backstory/design (seriously, stealing back your virginity?).

- You said I needed a beta! : Yeah, you need a beta. I don't know why you're coming to me for that. I'm perfectly willing to help you, but I don't enjoy beta-ing. Just PM me, we'll work on your story through there.

- You said I have bad grammar! : If you're interested in fixing that (which you should; a good story looks terrible with poor grammar, and it's just lazy to not fix it), look here.

- You're a brony/girl/whatever, you don't have an opinion! : If this is seriously your defense, don't even bother PMing me. It's obvious you're willing to grab at any straw to justify your writing, and I'm not dealing with that.

- After I PM you, I'm going to block you! : I can't read your PM if you block me, silly. Well, okay, maybe I can, if I dig through my email, but if this is what you're going to resort to, why bother expending the effort?

- Don't like it, don't read! : How do I know I don't like it if I don't read it?

- Write nicer reviews! : I don't sugarcoat reviews because lying to you about your story gets you nowhere.

- I only write for fun! : I totally understand this, as I do as well. But seriously, what are you going to lose from doing something better, even if you don't plan to have a career in it?

- Why do I have to listen to you? You don't, but if you want to be even a little better as a writer, you should at least take it into consideration.

Currently Playing:

Super Paper Mario

LoZ: Wind Waker

Currently Reading:

Watership Down

Current Plot Bunny:

None.

Sections/Characters I Have Added to the Site (with sources)

Littlest Pet Shop (category, Cartoons) - Archimedes (character, TF2) - Virtual Families (category, Games) - Celestial Clothes/セレスティアルクローズ (category, Anime/Manga) -Princess Cookie (character, Adventure Time With Finn and Jake) - Dolly (character, Pound Puppies) - Secrecy Drug/ヒミツのおくすり (category, Anime/Manga) - Polari (character, Mario) - NationStates (category, Games) - Upotte!! (category, Anime/Manga) - Runway o Produce!! (category, Anime/Manga) - Dear Brother! (category, Anime/Manga) - Madame le Flour (character, My Little Pony) - Noteworthy (character, My Little Pony) - Iron Will (character, My Little Pony) - Horseless Headless Horsemann (character, Team Fortress Two) - Merasmus (character, Team Fortress Two) - Breakfast Princess (character, Adventure Time With Finn and Jake) - Assassination Classroom (category, Anime/Manga) - King Sombra (character, My Little Pony) - Nurse Sweetheart (character, My Little Pony) - Nurse Coldheart (character, My Little Pony) - Ayakashi Ghost Guild (category, Games) - Laughter in the End of the World (category, Anime/Manga) - Fat Cat (category, Books) - Dainty Dove (character, My Little Pony) - Lightning Dust (character, My Little Pony) - Girl Coming in for a Landing (category, Books) - Candy Mane (character, My Little Pony) - Princess Princess (category, Comics) - Putting Makeup on the Fat Boy (category, Books) - Spanking Shakespeare (category, Books) - OFF (category, Games) - Miss Muromi of the Beach (category, Anime/Manga) - Pink Bird (character, Angry Birds) - (the) Hangman's Daughter (category, Books) - Adventures in LaLaLoopsy Land (category, Movies) - Great Poet Kanesada (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild) - Orochi (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild) - Sasuke Sarutobi (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild) - Saizo Kirigakure (character, Ayakashi Ghost Guild) - Bo (character, Ayakashi, Ghost Guild) - Btooom! (category, Anime/Manga) - Sunset Shimmer (character, My Little Pony) - Monster Madness: Battle for Suburbia (category, Games) - LOKE (character, Vocaloid) - Sanrio (category, Misc.) - DAGASY 放课后超能力战争 (category, Anime/Manga) - Chuck E. Cheese Party Games (category, Games) *

* In hindsight, I'm not quite sure why I asked the admins to add this one.

If the cake is a lie, is the cupcake a half truth?

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