Um. . .Hi. I'm not much of a writer, more of a reader. I consider myself a Whovian more more than I consider myself a human, but I've only seen the new the new series. But that doesn't mean that I'm not a fan of other things too. Too many things to list. I am happiest when I am so involved in a work of fiction that I forget what the real world is for a little while. My Pen-Name is suposed to be a suspiciously specific denial (except for the Captian part, Captains are just cool) I thought about saying Certainly instead of IAm but I don't think robots would say certainly, atleast not the really emotionless robots the ones with individual presonalities maybe, but they would also realize that specifically stating that you are not a robot might be just a bit suspicious. My favorite types of stories on this site are crossover one-shots and crackfics. If I find a cracky, crossover, series of one-shots then I'm happy all day.

(Copied from MerlinsBeardItsTheDoctor's profile)

Harry Potter Pledge
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love
I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
For Fred, George, and Padfoot of course
I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights
I promise to remember Snape
When My heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family
I promise to remember Dora Tonks
When someone is hyper
I promise to remember Hedwig,
Who lived and died soaring
I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me
I promise to be careful
For Moody’s sake, of course
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed
I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”
Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

(Copied from Huff the Puff's profile except for what is in bold)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. (Does that mean I can make sonic-screwdriver noises instead?)

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. (Even if I give them sunglasses?)

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. (or to any of the ghosts)

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. (What about Slytherins?)

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. (Alright but only because I can't pronounce it)

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. (What about WHOOSH!?)

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees" or make FIND jokes in front of them.

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (But the ink only stays on skin for a month!)

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "OWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. (Becuase my patronus is obviously the TARDIS}

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. (It is a very bad idea to do thiss while raiding his suply closet)

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. (conquering the universe though. . .)

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) Enchanting my tea leaves to spell out 'Bad Wolf' does not count as predicting the future.

52) But yes, I will do it all anyway. (TWICE)

You Know You Have Been On This Website For Too Long When {PM me any suggestions for the list} :

1. You think about writing fanfiction for a story you're reading, and then realize you're reading fanfiction.

2. You occaisionally have to think for a minute about whether a certain event happened in the story itself or in a fanfic

I didn’t lose my mind. It’s at home sitting right next to my common sense.

I do not suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it

I don’t obsess. I think intensely.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

I'm going to live life or die trying