Sasori of the Red Sand didn't turn into the mass murdering member of the infamous criminal organisation known as the Akatsuki overnight. It took a lot of time and a lot of living. The entire life of Sasori of the Red Sand. Eventual SasoDei.

Pein might lead the Akatsuki, but it is not him who rules the board. Behind closed doors, it is Pein who kneels, and it is Pein who suffers when things go awry. Madara doesn't accept anything less than perfection from anything of his, and what better way to discipline his prized pawn?

Itachi has excellent control over his emotions and keeping them reigned in. That is, until one blond bomber ruins that and stirs a foreign feeling in Itachi's chest. That feeling? Jealousy, a volatile jealousy that Itachi struggles to ignore. He might've managed, had Hidan not overstepped his bounds. Now, Itachi has to take what's his.

Sequel to Eien. Eien is learning how to deal with living with his Father, but he still wants to know who his Mum really was. He wants to know who his Father is and how he will get on with life. But will he like the results from his actions? And can he handle the strange events that will happen in the future? THERE WILL BE SASODEI. Slight hiatus.

Sasuke's subjugated the Shinobi world, but his attention is focused on Kakashi. Sasuke/Kakashi a little Orochimaru/Sasuke backflash. Anal, D/s, M/M, Oral, RapeFic, WIP

Deidara gets convinced to stay single for awhile. So why not date around? Yaoi ItaDei, HidaDei, SasoDei, and PeinDei so far!

Coming from a strict family, Itachi has never dated anyone before, only focusing on his studies. But when Deidara comes into his life, sweeping him off his feet, every decision he has ever made for the future is out the door. But maybe it's not such a bad thing? Yaoi, ItaDei, M-rated for later chapters. Rewritten version. Sequel: Choices For You

After by sheer fluke of becoming a ninja at long last, the Akatsuki will have to train the woman posthaste to prepare her for her new life of a shinobi; however, disaster once again befalls the organization now that she's become a target to Orchimaru and Kabuto. Rated MA for future reference: language, blood, rape implied, depression, torture

The Akatsuki capture Sasuke and plan to interrogate him about Orochimaru. In the meantime, he must room with Itachi. Will Sasuke's horrible past be revealed? How will Itachi react? Can he save his little brother? Abuse, rape. Sasuke age 15, Itachi age 20.

Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.

Deidara had been a simple impoverished street rat; that is, until he was hired aboard the Pirate Ship known as the Lightning Queen. Now all he has to do is figure out how the hell he is going to stay alive around such cut-throat pirates! Not to mention his unusual attraction to the ship's doctor; the handsome stoic man with a venomous touch. Does Deidara even dare to survive?

"You killed Sasori, my Danna, my partner, my everything, and you expect me to show you mercy? Think again." Deidara wants revenge on Sakura for killing Sasori. But how far is he willing to go to avenge his Danna? Being rewritten.

Synonyms: assurance, security, sanctuary, refuge. Everything Ichigo finds in Grimmjow. Spin-offs to Daddy. Fluff, protective!Grimmjow.

Konan thinks that Pein is ready to snap, so now she's carrying out Mission Impossible: To straighten out the Akatsuki into a somewhat sane organization! On Hiatus.

Itachi has a speech about Deidara and what their life together was like. It has a sad ending! ItaDei

Ichigo needs to get out of the Royal Castle before the clock strikes midnight. Slight crack, romance, Prince!Grimmjow, Servant!Ichigo, AU fairy tale twist to the actual Cinderella.

Itachi comes home after a long day of work and immediately gets accused of cheating by his long time boyfriend, Deidara. Itachi then uses certain ways to convince Deidara that he's not cheating on him. Yaoi, roleplay and a little force. Co-Written with Dana-Eliza!

SasoDei. Deidara feels like he can't take it much longer – a mother who hugs him at one moment, and slangs him the other, is becoming too much for him to bear. He flees to an isolated place where he meets Sasori. The two bond quickly and soon Deidara finds himself in the arms of a perfect boy. Perhaps too perfect to be real. One-shot. AU

Snippets of Ichigo's more than dysfunctional life in Las Noches, home to all Espada. Mainly crack.

Deidara is the newest member of the Akatsuki and he is feeling right at home. However, his infatuation with fellow member Itachi Uchiha and Itachi's own indifference towards Deidara has the ninja a little put-off. main focus ItaDei. some KisaIta & SasoDei

Konan asks Itachi to comfort Deidara who had been denying that he missed Sasori. What will Itachi do to comfort him?

Because it is a certain blonde's birthday. A short fic about how Deidara's birthday turned into something quite good.

Deidara was your average college student, until he stumbles upon the world of magic. He and the irascible warlock by the name of Sasori must go on a difficult quest to break the curse on the necklaces that keep them together, but will love play a part?

Sasori is a famous samurai, and it is Deidara's dream to become his apprentice. Will Sasori accept a boy who has had absolutely no training in the Way of the Warrior? And would becoming a samurai really save Deidara from his painful past? Perhaps not.

Follow Hidan and Kakuzu from their innocent and misunderstood first kiss at the age of 8, through school where they're relentlessly bullied, and finally to the struggles of being a gay couple in modern day society. KakuHida,may include SasoDei,and ItaKisa

At 21, Itachi still doesn't believe in love, or relationships. Until he meets Deidara, that is. But can he save him from the demons of his past? AU, yaoi Ita/Dei

Deidara's in the weird part of YouTube again! And something interesting might happen this time… SasoxDei fluff, implied HidaxKaku

Happy Valentine's Day, or rather Singles Awareness day, for all of you I present you an one shot fic for this 'joyous' day :D Warnings: Character death, a bit of blood, SasoDei mentioned. Not that fluffy. COMPLETED

I killed the one I love the most, and it was all because of jealousy... HidaxDei, SasoxDei, oneshot.

Fugaku has always had high expectations of his children. He loves them, after all, and what father doesn't want the best for his sons? Fugaku-centric oneshot.

Our favorite blonde bomber has ben feeling down lately. But why? Sasori tries to help him through, but Deidara might already be too far gone... SasoxDei

On a whimsical bet, Aizen orders his Espada to forcibly kidnap Ichigo and drug him to become overly submissive and wanton. Grimmjow however, is convinced that he has to help Ichigo. Mature, GrimmIchi.

Deidara searches for Itachi's younger brother Sasuke to try and rebuild their relationship. Itachi's life is in danger due to an unknown illness and Sasuke hates Itachi, how will Deidara be able bring them back together? Yaoi, SasuDei and ItaDei

All of Deidara's problems started after he lost a seemingly invisible mission scroll. Yaoi HidaDei and ItaDei, some SasoDei hinted.

Due to the small amount of members the Akatsuki decide they need an heir. When Konan discovers she cannot have children, who will Pein turn to? Yaoi and Mpreg

It's been eleven years since they had last pulled off a mission. Eleven years since they had parted ways. Now, there is a new interest revealed, thus, they come out of retirement. There is...just a few different things...five to be specific...Yaoi Pairins

In retrospect, perhaps replacing the Leader's usual shampoo with neon green hair dye wasn't a smart move.

Gaara can't help but think there is something missing in his life. Even the Kazekage needs someone there for him. Narugaa, Sasugaa, Love Triangle. Yaoi

Sasori and Deidara have been going out for three years now and are going to meet the blond's family up in Iwagakure but there are many things that Sasori did not expect. Who knew getting married would be so hard? SasoDei, yaoi, minor ItaDei! ANGST!

Hinata has some very...questionable hobbies.

Akatsuki kidnapps Deidara and Sasori falls in love. But he's not the only one who want's the blonde...

There are many things he'll put up with, but this is where he draws the line. Refrigerators. Eyeballs. Priceless porcelain pieces. No pairings.

Eri eats strawberry creme cake for the first time and is sent to the world of Death Note. Trying to avoid contacting L or Light and save L's life, she and her shinigami, Maro begin to twist things from a distance. But how long will until they are found?

Madara was sitting on a stump thinking about the lack of members in the organization when he was distracted by a little blonde boy with mouths on his hands. Crack

In the not so near future, civilization has had a turn for the bad. Buildings old and decaying, the world is run by gangs that wave a constant war. Will the members of the Akatsuki be able to survive, and possibly find more?

Sasori just won't admit that he liked Deidara in 'that way'.Hidan tries to get Sasori jealous 'for his own good'.But when pursuing his plan, Hidan learned more about the blonde than he should have and, falls for him? Sasori won't go down without a fight.

Deidara smashed into an adorable kitten while he was strolling along with his uncaring danna. Picking up this little kitten, he decided to take him home. All was good until, this 'Cat' crossed the puppets line. Sasori x Deidara Yaoi. Rated T for now. XD

Eternity is beatifull. But it comes at very high price. Is he willing to pay it? SasorixDeidara yaoi

Deidara's talking about Tobi. . .Again. You can tell when the masked idiot smiles, and that is usually a bad thing. What do two other's have to say about him, and where's. . .Zetsu?

Nasiri just wanted to go hunting, but for her and 10 other villans that we now and love. There world is about to change... Okay! i suck at summarys but please try it out. Rated M for exsessive swearing and love Scenes in later chapters

Hidan's boredom leads to a fit of anger and Deidara was just trying to take over the world. Who knew cellular devices could lead to so much trouble?

Hidan comes home one night with a pout on his face and a skip missing from his step. Kakuzu wonders what keeps the Jashinist's mind reeling at night. And when Hidan finally confides in him, the two know that fate is on their side. Not my best summary - -"

One of Kakuzu's test subject gets a glimpse at the hidden wonders of Kakuzu and Hidan. In her last moments of life she witnesses true love, true horror, and true humor. Really funny! I may also write a more serious version. KakuHida and slight SasoDei.

What Sasori does while Deidara is asleep.

It's amazing how fast you are, Sasori no Danna. One minute you're here with me, then the next, you're gone. But, two can play at that game, Sasori. One minute I was there and so were you, but now, I'm gone.

So, Sasori decides to create a human like body for himself so he can enjoy some of the little things he liked when he was young... But what happens when Deidara finds out? WARNING Yaoi! Lemon! BoyXBoy! Aka Yummiess Dont like then DONT LOOK IT UP!

Itachi hated birthdays. /Happy Birthday Itachi!/

Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.

It was quiet. Too quiet. He could only hear the sound of Itachi's light breathing. Other than that, there was nothing.

His cellphone was making a huge rokus. I mean, who would call at three am in the morning! "HAAALLLOOOO, SEEEENNNNPPPAAAAIIIIIII!" Tobi.

How Deidara really got his scope... And because Sasori has a REALLY short fuse. XD Part One of the Partner series!

It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.

Itachi could throw a kunai before he could read. Pre-massacre Uchiha family fic.

When Ichigo was a kid, he would always crawl onto Grimmjow's bed for comfort and protection everytime he had nightmares. Now that he's old enough and still gets nightmares, will he crawl back to the comfort of the said blue-haired man? One-shot. Fluff.

Light wonders why L never sleeps and is so determinded to stay awake every moment of the day and night. One night he finds out why.

Puppets have no need for birthdays, but Deidara wants this one to be special.

Kisame wonders about his partner: his past, his illness, and of course, his family. Itachi-centric, friendship/partner fic, angst, character death, slightly AU, oneshot.

Deidara seemed to always over feed his pets and this always causes trouble for the Akatsuki. Warning: This story contains extremly long pet names, a clueless Deidara, a perverted Hidan, overly large pets, and an alternate timeline!

ItaDei lemon yaoi

Deidara has once again been paired up with Itachi, and they have been sent to find the three tails. But what could happen while being on the search for a tailed beast? A lot of drama, romance, betrayal and all kinds of surprises. ItaXDei yaoi story.

Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!

"We all can't die like Itachi." "That doesn't make me feel better!" In which Deidara thinks he killed Sasuke in his final explosion and Sasori has to be the one to tell him he was wrong.

Hi everybody! Brat is alive yaaaaay! and she has SasoDei for you! even more yay! Deidara is bored, Sasori decides to provide him with a little entertainment. Need I say more? Yaoi, SasoDei, mild ice play, mild fetish. Rated M

The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D

Based on the song Only One by Yellow Card. Sasori and Deidara get into a fight, so Deidara is planning on Committing Suicide. Can Sasori save him before it's too late, though?

"Well, Congratulations, You're 5 Weeks Pregnant!" "I'M WHAT, UN! ? !" Sequel to SasoDei School of Freaks. Warning: Yaoi, MPreg, Lemons, SasoDei, and pairings from School of Freaks.

Sasori placed a kiss on Deidara's forehead. "Apparently, he can't appreciate excellence." "Pfft," Deidara replied, taking a sip of Sasori's coffee. "No one can, unless they're with you, Sasori no Danna..."

When Shiro walks up to Kisuke's Shop with a mutilated Ichigo in his arms, he tells everyone what happened after he managed to get Orihime to escape. Dark fic with rape, torture, angst, the works! HichigoXIchigo with 1-sided GrimmIchi. No like,No read.

A dark rainy day at the Akatsuki and a rumor. Will you be shocked at what they find?

An innocent question devolves into a bonafide investigation when the Akatsuki is tasked with uncovering the secret behind Deidara's peculiar speaking habits. One-shot crackfic. M for language.

Deidara is a slave in the mines, but what happens when one day a group of bandits called Akatsuki come along? How can Deidara survive the new world, and not get murdered by his Partner, Sasori? Deidara is slowly falling into the dark depths of corruption.

After a horrible accident, Shiro replays what had happened the night he won't ever forget...the night he lost his lover... Crappy summary...but it's really good! Character Death and Angst.

Dei wants some lovin', but he wants to be seme. Wonder why Sori says no?

Sequel to Dance With The Devil. Deidara is trying to uncover the mystery that is Sasori, but are there other things he should be more concerned about? Yaoi, Lemon, SasoDei! Character Deaths. Edited.

Drak, rape, SasoDei, TobiDei. Deidara is in an abusive relationship but how far will it go until it's too much? For 100 fave Really 97, but I'm gonna post it anyway. Now edited!

Itachi had just defeated Deidara to recruit him into Akatsuki. As if that humiliation wasn't enough, Itachi followed Deidara back to his living space so he could gather his things. Not a good start to Akatsuki. Rape, lemon yaoi, ItaDei

Deidara is a horny drunk.

Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha were happily living with eachother in Hiroshima. They had friends, an education and most importantly eachother, until that day, then everything changed. Based on a true event. YAOI! rated for future blood and gore.

Kisame and Itachi are going on their first date together! What surprises await them? Rated for future fluff stuff.

The title says it all. a list of 50 things Deidara is not allowed to do. a sort of Meme. Rated M for to be safe. -DSG

After 5 years on the run, the 20 year old known as Akasuna Sasori is finally caught. More than just the cold steel bars of jail await him, old vicious enemies, new feared allies...and a hot blonde escape artist? Jail was nothing like Sasori expected.

Ichigo has exchanged his freedom for Orihime's. Now a prisoner in Las Noches, he's under the watch of a Sexta inclined to get some vindication and some sick kicks of his own. It's not love, nowhere near. Just a different, possessive flavor of hate.

L and Light have a bit of free time when there are no new leads on Kira. Light begins talking about how L isn't as saintly as he acts. This begins a sort of good-natured challenge between them. There will be flirting and smex. Do you think L is a sinner?

“Deidara.” Pein began. “Allow us to relay to you a small tale about me, this mansion, and, of course, the Alices.” A suspicious mansion in the woods and a lost blonde equals a nightmare of trouble.

He heard footsteps…the soft trudge of shoes on rocks as a figure walked away from him. Deidara spun around, the puppet on his lap collapsing onto the floor. Warning: SasoDei, lemons, etc

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

Hidan always thought gym class was boring and useless. But this time Deidara is his partner, and he's blindfolded. HiDei oneshot lemon

The Akatsuki are out of school for the summer and headed to a lake for three months. What troubles will arise on this road trip? Fluffy one shot!

Sometimes the Akatsuki would be calmer without its artists. Warnings: Yaoi, BJ, Hj, Toys, Bondage.

Hidan suffers through a bad breakup with Kakuzu, his long time partner... He however realizes he might just not have to suffer through it alone... HidanXDeidara, rated for content and language.

Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.

Hidan and Kakuzu always fight but is there maybe something more to their relationship then meets the eye? After a night at the club, maybe their true feelings could be revealed. Smut with plot! Written for fun! Definitely AU!

Hidan's bored. Deidara's sleepy. Yay. Contains: Yaoi, lemon...

A series of short stories about the different parings I like in the Akatsuki. PainXKonan, SasoDei, KisaIta, Kakuhida. so... ya. yaoi. lots of it. but it's got one straight story. only one-shots right now... but if people like it i'll write more! smut!

Hidan corners his love interest in his room. How will he react when she admits her true feelings for him? Lemon.

Deidara is fed up with Sasori's painfully slow sex. Hidan is nearby. What does Deidara do? And how will Sasori react when he finds out? Read to find out! M Rated. HidaDei HidanDei DeiHidan DeiHida yaoi oneshot

You know about Pein's ambitions, taking over the world, the I'm-so-evil thing, bla bla, but do you know what kind of things he likes in bed? Some people in Akatsuki don't know either. And some of them will find out...

Sasori's final words to Deidara. SasoDei. Oneshot

What starts out innocently enough as a walk to his favorite spot to get away from it all, Deidara's surprised with a traumatizing visit from one of Akatsuki. Lemon yaoi rape. A tragedy for a reason.

This turned out differently than I had planned, but oh well. Hidan witnesses Kakuzu's death during a mission and returns home in a spin of depression. WOW. My first K story... DUUUUDE.

AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED

Hidan is being deprived of his sweets...What's happening to him now? Rated for Hidan's mouth

Why is the Akatsuki crowded in a small bathroom, gazing intently at a hole in the wall? And why aren’t Deidara and Sasori enjoying the show? Why, because they are the show, of course. SasoDei. REWRITTEN ... KIND OF.

In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita

Deidara loves art. Hidan has taken a strange interest. One way Hidan-Deidara.

HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.

On a long mission to the Land of Snow, Sasori reveals that his feelings, both physical and emotional are returning without any reasonable explination. What's Deidara going to do? SasoDei, DeiSaso, lime yaoi.

Hidan x Deidara. Hidan wants Deidara. General kink, bloodplay, language, and boysmut. A request fic for Zileto.

SasoDei. Sasori gets frustrated with Deidara and strikes him, but he makes it all better. No Yaoi,just Fluff.

This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.

Deidara is out on his own as he wonders where Tobi is. Little does he know that Tobi is right behind him, and Deidara's NOT in the mood that night... lemony yaoi stuff. Rape. TobiDei. Don't like, don't read.

Sasuke brings home the one thing that can make Itachi go crazy...His favorite kind of lollipop! UCHIHACEST WITH A TWIST! Sasuke x Itachi! Yaoi, Lemon, Kinky, bondage Whoo

It's Sasori's birthday, and everyone wants to get him a good gift. He, of course, just wants to be left alone.

Deidara has a plan. So do Itachi and Kisame. And Sasori just wants to be left alone. What happens when the Akatsuki have too much time on their hands, and want to know a bit too much about each other.