Warning: Slight OOC, mentions of 'stuff', so if you don't like then don't read

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden; this was done purely for entertainment, entertainment for others who enjoy what I do.

"Watch this Danna, un." Deidara started to walk towards the raven-haired man. Club music played loudly and people danced disturbingly around the blond.

"Don't do this Deidara, the man is a cop." Sasori hissed at his blond friend. Deidara ignored him and headed to the raven. He squeezed past some really close group of dancers. Sasori shook his head.

"Hello, un!" He poked the ravens back and gave him a flirtatious smile. The raven blinked a few times before realizing he was being hit on.

"I'm sorry but I'm only into men," The raven bowed slightly and turned around again.

"What the- I'M A MAN, UN!" Deidara shouted over the club music. The raven froze and turned to the blond with a raised eyebrow.

"I don't believe you," he lowered himself to the blonde's height and murmured in his ear. "Do you have some way to prove it?"

"What do you want me to do, un?" Deidara questioned as a blush crept on his face.

"Follow me." The Uchiha grabbed the blonde's hand and headed towards Deidara's redhead friend. As he passed the redhead the raven, shot him a smirk. Sasori shook his head and gave the blond thumbs up. The blond smirked and followed the raven.

"Get in the car," the Raven snapped as he opened the passenger door to a black convertible. Deidara gulped, took a glance at the club he just walked out of and stepped inside the car. As soon as he did this the raven shut the door, hopped in the driver's seat and began to drive.

"Where are we going, un?" Deidara questioned nervous.

"Hn," the raven answered.

"What is that supposed to mean, un? I want to know where we are going dammit!" Deidara snapped.

"My house," The raven coolly answered.

"Why?"

"Because you want it and I know it." The raven smirked and pulled up on a driveway.

"Is that how you're going to check if I'm a man or not, un?" Deidara questioned slightly more nervous than before.

"I know you're a man that's why you're coming with me and staying under house arrest." The raven held up a badge that read, "ITACHI UCHIHA. LAW INFORCEMENT DIRECTOR." Deidara gulped lightly and sunk into his seat.

"You'll have lots of fun with me so don't worry my little blondie," The Uchiha placed a light kiss on the blonds head and smirked. 'This is going to be fun.' He thought to himself as he carried the blond to his house.

Elsewhere, Sasori was heading home. He tried to warn his blond friend but he didn't listen. 'Sucks to be him,' He thought remembering his past experience with the Uchiha.

A/N: This came to me at random while looking out the window. LOL the cops were passing by at the moment.