Soo, I'm Becca, I'm from Yorkshire in England. My favourite Harry Potter ships are Blaise/Ginny, Draco/Ginny and Blaise/Luna, but I really hate Harry/Hermione, Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny... I love reading, horse-riding and drawing. I don't mind constructive criticism, but don't be mean just cos you don't like the ship or something...

Most of what I write will be Harry Potter, there may be some different things if I get an idea or something, and I love one-shots so thats all they'll be probably, if I get an idea that goes on I could write for agessss!!

Anyways see ya, and R&R my stories, please?

Becca xxxx

P.S ~ Send me requests please, they're fun to write :D xxx

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet

Glee, What it's taught me

Rachel taught me that being abnormal is okay.

Finn taught me that you can manage an over-filled life.

Artie taught me that no matter what happens to you, stay positive.

Mike taught me how to dance.

Kurt taught me it's okay to be different.

Tina taught me to be myself.

Mercedes taught me how loud humans can be.

Puck taught me to tough it out, even when the world is against you.

Santana taught me about lesbians.

But most importantly, Brittany taught me that dolphins are just gay sharks

My awesome Glee girl gleek987 Love you babes!
My amazeballs Twilight pally nutterontheloose1 Love you too!

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