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Hello(: I live in America, I love to read, write, and listen to music.

I love One Direction.

If you ask me to list my three all time favorite books, I'd give you at least forty.

I love music, I like almost at least one song from every kind of music.

Imma crazy, random, nice, mean, sweet, caring, annoying, and funny person (there's probably others... but yeah.)

Somethings that make me smile, 1. Anything funny, 2. My favorite stories being updated, 3. Being me, 4. Here is a few others,

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS:Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I've built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions?

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

Bite me and I'll bite back.

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't a good evening.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that

. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

. Silence is so freakin loud!

You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had

. A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

When life gives you lemons, scream at life- I mean, seriously, what good is lemons without the sugar? I can't make lemonade without sugar, can I?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. I'd be part of the 8 percent laughing their ass off.

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she steals your favorite hat,

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she says that she likes you, SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

Guy: My phone seems to be broken.
Girl: What's wrong with it?
Guy: It doesn't have your number in it.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk bye again?

there's always a little truth behind "just kidding", a little knowledge behind "I don't know" a little emotion behind "I don't care" and a little pain behind "It's okay"

When a boy is not arguing ... he is thinking deeply.
When a boy looks at u with eyes full of questions ... he is wondering how long you will be around.
When a boy answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... he is not at all fine.
When a boy stares at you ... he is wondering why you are lying.
When a boy let you lays on his chest ... he is wishing for you to be his forever.
When a boy wants to see you everyday... he wants to be yours 4eva

When a boy says ' I love you ' ... he means it.
When a boy says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than him.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person...
Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot...
Who calls you back when you hang up on him...
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead...
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...
Who holds your hand in front of his friends...
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand

in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing showtunes to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

He would always admit that I'm right

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would put his arm around me the minute we sat down next to each other.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night, just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

He wouldn't be afraid to KISS ME, no matter where we are.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

A guy who would QUOTE SHAKESPEARE just to tell me that I'm BEAUTIFUL in HIS eyes

Recite lines from THE PRINCESS BRIDE, then kiss me.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.

At some point I'll finally tell you that i miss you.

Cheers...to another awkward moment!

I run with scissors it makes me feel dangerous ;)...

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice

I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up

When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.

Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs

Few girls admit their age. Few guys act theirs.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

a good friend will always bail you out of jail. a true friend is standing next to you

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Things you think people would know.

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what? on the moon?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in Mother-In-law it spells "Woman Hitler?"

Dinosaurs extinction wasn’t an accident, Barney came along and the all committed suicide

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, and a boy stabs you in the heart, but a best friend just sits there poking you with a spork

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

'The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so she can tell when she's really in trouble.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

That always makes me smile :)