TheGarbageCanIsNotAMonster
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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3176120, Profile Updated: 12-10-19
Author has written 4 stories for Gallagher Girls, and Harry Potter.

Hi. So i guess following this little introduction of sorts follows an even bigger introduction, full of information you probably don't want to know about me. But yeah i think the intent of this was to introduce yourself, and that i did. (i think every time i reread this bio i cringe at how stupid it sounds. I'm just waiting for the day when i don't).

More about me: I enjoy skiing although I suck, I play basketball, soccer, and volleyball, and up until last year I played softball and danced, but I quit them both because I sucked. I can't sing to save my life, though I can play piano. I get good grades. Not to be vain or anything, but I do. I've been the smartest girl in my grade since they started telling us our grades in 3rd grade. For all intents and purposes you can call me Nikki, because I've always liked that name. I have a dog. I'm big on spelling but I'm doing my stories on a time frame so not everything will be perfect. 7-21 is my birthday. I can speak not fluently in Spanish, I'm only at a varied version of Level 1. I am mostly Italian,with a little bit of Irish, but I look neither. Also, I have a degree in stalking. (I'm only kidding, I don't even think that you can get one of those.) Also, I am a failure when it comes to typing, my letters always end up in the wrong order and when I capitalize stuff I always end up capitalizing the wrong letter.

Appearance: I'm 5'6 and have blue-ish, gray-ish, green-ish eyes. I'm 13 and have blond hair.

Music: I like the musical stylings of Mumford and Sons, Death Cab For Cutie, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Fun., Lumineers, Imagine Dragons, Jonas Brothers, Bruce Springsteen and the E street band, Taylor Swift, and Cage the Elephant. i also like The Fray, and am obessed with All Star Weekend. Go ahead, judge me, I don't care. I mostly listen to alternative music though. This is one messed up paragraph.

Religion: I'm catholic. (why did i think this matters…?)

Books: Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Gallagher Girls, and the Infernal Device series. I also like the Hush Hush books, the Clique books, 13 Reasons why and Perfect you by Jay asher and Elizabeth scott, respectively. And many, many more. Like anything by Meg Cabot.

Stories: I used to have a Gallagher songfic story but it was stupid, so I deleted it. I had three other fics for that fandom but they were missing chapters so I deleted them. I have reposted them. I had a HP fic but I'm not even going there. I'm working on a HP reads the books story with my sister who is 16.Currently it is on hiatus; even though its never been written, because we (actually me) are lazy arses. Now, I am working on a Wrong Boy Who Lived fic. (on pause because it sucks and i'm lazy and busy… also a short scoRose one shot with more to come

Ships:

Zammie,

James and Lily the first,

Harry and Ginny,

Hermione and Fed (My OTP),

Teddy Lupin and Victorie,

Scorpius and Rose,

Basically everyone that was coupeled together in HP, (Except for Hermione/Ron, I prefer Fremione)

Lillian(It's a long story, don't ask)

xx, (Because it makes me feel British,)(i just cringed, this bio is rough)

Nikki (2/7/13)

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Seeing Red by peaches1418 reviews
A series about Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. As in most fanfics concerning this pairing, they hate each other in school. Eventually they end up married. The trouble being that poor Rosie is having a slightly difficult time remembering the events that occurred inbetween...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,961 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 5/3/2019 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Harry Potter, Rise From Dust by Bluezz-17 reviews
If Harry's baby brother, Daniel, is the Boy-Who-lived, then what of Harry? What is his role? Is he destined for greater? Or, is he to play a much bigger role in the future? Follow Canon's plot, with much bigger AU's plot as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 262,909 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 6,102 - Follows: 5,737 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., OC, Daphne G.
Gryffindors Gone Mad (ON HITAUS) by A Writer Among Thousands reviews
Sequel to Detention Lines Exactly how do you manage to slip Snape a love potion? Or feel up Professor Lupin in class? Or perhaps send suggestive pictures to a certain professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,338 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - George W., Fred W.
White Flags by MarauderLover7 reviews
Who'd have thought that the man who tore them apart was the one who brought them together? Head Girl Lily Evans is determined to keep her distance from the Marauders but that's easier said than done when James is Head Boy and in love with her. It also doesn't help that she becomes rather attached to Sirius during an eventful Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 113,374 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Daydream Away by finally-alive reviews
Thirty-four days. Thirty-four days it took for Cammie and Zach to meet, fall for each other, break apart, and do it all over again. In which trying not to hurt the ones we love is more important that not hurting ourselves... Zammie/OoC; AU -non-spy
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,757 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
A Record of Covert Operations by sweetlylethal reviews
- by Zachary Goode - contents include detailed entries by Operative Zachary Goode concerning the CIA-independent off-record rescue mission of Cameron Ann Morgan and an array of torn pages of previous writings. These are the entries that remain.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,092 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
James Potter Chronicles: Year Four by Mean St reviews
After narrowly escaping death once again, James Potter now finds himself facing a hearing with the Wizengamot to determine whether he will be allowed to return to Hogwarts, or face a life-time sentence in Azkaban Prison.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 137,927 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Broken Illusions by Sianatra reviews
Imagine a flirty Hermione, an enticed Draco, a furious Pansy, a helpful Lavender, an exuberant Parvati, a bemused Harry, and an annoyingly persistent Ron. And how did this all happen? A bet, of course - what else? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
James Potter Chronicles: Year Three by Mean St reviews
The Marauders are back for their third year and the stakes are ever increasing. James tries to juggle his rivalry with Snape and his feelings for Lily, while the world outside is growing ever more dangerous. R/R and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,902 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Millstone by Sparkly Faerie reviews
AU. Several years after graduating Hogwarts, Lily once again meets James Potter, who is in a very different kind of trouble than the one that he used to produce in school. Slowly, she finds herself falling in love with him... and his young son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
James Potter Chronicles: Year Two by Mean St reviews
After narrowly surviving his first year at Hogwarts, James Potter is back for his second year. Secrets will come to the surface, rivalries will boil over, and the adventure will continue. R/R, and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,136 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Smells Like Love by iwritee reviews
Ever since Senior Year started, Cammie's been receiving scented love notes in her locker. Could it be her long time crush or her worst enemy?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,499 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 230 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Just Another Wrong Boy Who Lived Story reviews
Harry Potter had a good life, until his second Halloween when his brother, Matthew, was proclaimed the boy who lived, and he was pushed to the shadows. Now, Harry has to put up with the bratty BWL and his vie for his parents' affection. Discontinued. Edited 12/10/2019
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/10/2019 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Finding Cammie reviews
Sequel to my story, Cammie's Decision. A repost.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Cammie's Descision reviews
Zach broke up with Cammie. Cammie, heartbroken, joined the C.O.C.. What happens when her next mission is to find and capture Zach, and torture him for information regarding Mr. Solomon? Repost of my old story.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Best Friends For Never reviews
Repost of my story. Cammie and the gang were friends, they split up, Cammie bullies them, yada yada yada, just read it please.v
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Cammie M., Bex B. - Complete