I just escaped from possibly the most awkward date in the history of Earth, and I need to decompress. I brought ice cream. And wine. And cupcakes. 1x7, Home is Where the Heart Stops.

Warehouse 13 meets the Whoniverse. When Secret Service agent Myka Bering is brought to Cardiff by a mysterious organization known as the Torchwood Institute, she writes off their pitch as a nonsensical prank. Aliens? In Cardiff? Nonsense. But after storming out of the briefing, she runs into the strangest woman she's ever me. (Complete version posted on AO3 under the same name.)

Bering & Wells AU. A horse opera with six shooters, cowboys, and a saloon called the Rusty Spur.

COMPLETE NOVEL (Season 3 Finale FIX) After an explosion destroys WH13 and claims the lives of Helena and Mrs. Frederic, Myka wants to use the Pocketwatch Artifact to travel back in time. Against orders, Myka and Claudia change the rules to change their past and future. But the time-trip doesn't go as planned and new dangers threaten Claudia's destiny. (See full summary in ch. 1.)

Post season 3. Assumes they got the warehouse back, but without HG. Lucky for Myka OTHER Helena's exist...

Inspired by the historical HG Wells quote "Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of mankind."

Posted on tumblr for Valentine's Day. Just a bit of fluff for the holiday, Bering and Wells style. "Helena held on to the hope that the current pace of their retrievals couldn't continue forever, that she just had to make it through to when they could be together again."

AU. Myka buys a house in London without knowing it's haunted by the ghost of H.G. Wells. Helena watches the other woman and slowly falls in love with her. This fiction is very painful and Helena is dead, so be warned. On the other side it also has its hilarious moments when you're a ghost and attracted to a hot American.

You're a lot of things. Myka/HG Wells High School AU

The agents are sent to the ancient ruins of Machu Picchu for a possible Warehouse emergency. (I suck at summaries)

A collection of random drabbles/oneshots.

Bering and Wells AU. Loose collection of fic inspired by a gif-set by Helenastacie on tumblr. Intended as crack!fic, it became it's own Universe. Vampires, Fae & Weres abound. Myka runs the hottest night spot in New New York. Her best friend is the Boston Coven Master, Olivia Dunham. See my tumblr /tagged/vampires or Webgeekist's tumblr for the amazing art Web drew

A bit of a rumination on quantum mechanics, with flirting. Because Helena does love science after all.

Healing is a natural part of life, even at the end of the world.

"All of this was happening too fast. He didn't want a wife. He'd never wanted a wife. But he wanted her." A story based off of, and a precursor to, "A Walk on the Wild Side."

"I didn't sign up for the Warehouse to mess with us like this." Eventual Bering & Wells, in a vague post 4.01 world.

You buy the Philodendron because the B&B feels too empty. Post season 4 finale. MykaxHelena

Fifth year at Hogwarts brings great changes for Myka with her new role as prefect, OWLs approaching and a new friendship with a myterious and beautiful Slytherin... Takes place in the Harry Potter universe, but only Hogwarts staff cross over

Bering and Wells, DEBS style. Written for the Bering and Wells AU Week Challenge on tumblr. Please mind the rating, for mature audiences only.

Newly unleashed into the world, the last thing Helena wishes is to be so terribly wide awake. This is my headcannon, starting at the beginning of season 2. Eventual Helena/Myka. Rating may eventually change.

After H.G. is re-reinstated, she finally snags a moment in which she is – more or less – alone with Myka. [One-shot]

And it strikes Myka how Helena becomes more vocal when it is Myka receiving the pleasure.

Roughly two years ago, there was no watch to save the day. The warehouse was destroyed and loved ones were lost... Now Myka and Claudia decide to team up against their former friends to bring back H.G. and Steve... Completely AU

What started as a chore for Artie became an unexpected bonding moment for both women. First installation of the 'Seconds' series. Prequel to 'Minutes.'

Myka tackles some sudoku

She hears voices at night, when she can't go to sleep

Helena has come back to the Warehouse, but of course misadventures occur and of course they keep Myka from fully enjoying Helena's return. If it isn't Pete pointing out some uncomfortable truths, it's an artifact whammying the heck out of Myka. Set after 4x08, AU.

With a Warehouse-free evening, Myka decides to take H.G. out and show her some of the things she missed while she was bronzed. First stop – a drive-in theatre. [One-shot]

A series of quickwrites prompted by going to random posts on the imagineyourotp blog. Little vignettes of life in an alternate universe where H.G. is a full agent at the Warehouse and everything is going well - no plagues, no evil plots, just daily Warehouse life...except with much more Bering & Wells. There won't be connections between chapters; each stands alone.

The warehouse is in ruins and Myka is determined to use what little they have left to rewrite history with a little help from her warehouse family. Myka/Helena. Cameos by a few Eureka folks...

It's ridiculous, really. Myka is good at paper work, for crying out loud. And yet here she is, sloppy and unfocused and all but drooling over a certain inventor, which is nothing if not absolutely infuriating. Helena is so going to get paid back for that.

Collection of one-shots and drabbles. 03 She's an agent of time and she's a displaced author and it shouldn't really work between them but it does all the same. AU. Bering and Wells

In which Myka receives a lot of firsts from Helena. On-going, interconnected ficlets spanning Myka and Helena's relationship from beginning to present.

It's simple and soft, a bit of perfect bliss... Just a kiss.

And she's always there to save the day. -Or- How I like to dream the Artie "you killed your father/you'll always be alone" scene actually went down. Spoilers for 4x10. [One-shot]

Myka in a warehouse that is just a warehouse. AU

Of course they were going to take her back. She wasn't supposed to be here, she wasn't supposed to be whole, Emily Lake was supposed to be a school teacher in Colorado and H.G.—Helena, Helena, majestic Helena—was supposed to be an apparition, a ghost with just enough juice to break Myka's heart again and again and again. Tag for 4x1.

Helena's fate has been decided by the Regents. Myka has been assigned the difficult task of making sure she's "settled in." What does that mean for team Bering and Wells?

It was torture, to see her this way. Myka/HG. One-shot. Minor spoilers for the end of 4x07.

The seven times Helena snuck into Myka's room. Post-4x01 through the end of 4x07.

The box Myka sets the grappler in after For the Team is H.G.'s from 3...2...1. Here's some wild speculation about the story behind it where Myka struggles with conflicting feelings for H.G., moving from distrust and anger to slow affection and understanding throughout the plots of Time will Tell and For the Team, and finally she has to choose to accept the latter or push it away.

She knows what would happen, if she let it happen. She knows. She knows. Helena/Myka/ Pete ot3…yeah, I said it.

They call her Metis, the Goddess of wisdom and knowledge. Myka/HG. BSG AU. Set during the BSG episode 33

With H.G.'s unexpected return, there are many discussions to be had. One or two involving a certain hockey player.

One-shot/Ficlet based on a manip I made of HG - the story cover, if you want to see it. Myka has a wish and HG is quite willing to accommodate her.

A visit to moments of Myka's life when she pretended. And others when she didn't. Myka/H.G.

When H.G. gets a very unexpected visitor she learns that she is not the only person who excels at finding the things she wants.

"my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom. . .And death i think is no parenthesis" -ee cummings co-authored by Sandiane Carter and chezchuckles

It has been a long time coming and she is finally going to save Helena but at what cost? Final part of the Remember series.

Claudia, Myka/H.G., Emily. Claudia decides to save lives, but many are still lost.

What they had was complicated, but that didn't mean either of them would ever let it go.

Myka caught H.G. doing something terrible. Posted on Tumblr and now here.

The title says it all. Co-authored by Sandiane Carter and chezchuckles. Spoilers for season four, but as you will see, quite a lot of it is. . .missing.

The team run into an artifact which has an unfortunate impact on poor Myka

After the events of 'Reset' H.G. Wells is returned to the Bronze Sector of Warehouse 13. Ten years later, she is awakened.

Myka and HG brush their teeth together on the morning of their departure to Egypt, towards the end of season 2.

Lips and voices which are for kissing and to sing with. Birthday present for cartographical.

Himitsu-Bako is a Japanese Personal Secret Box. Set after Headhunters, although I've seen no spoilers for anything upcoming. COMPLETE

Castle and Beckett work out their jealousy issues in a supply closet at the Twelfth. Post The Limey.

H.G. has been playing a game with Myka for weeks; Myka finally breaks. One-shot.

Easter fic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. No spoilers really, just vague references to a rough patch that is now over. I like my world better than Marlowe's.

People tell her that she is Emily Lake. She has read the journals. She is not Emily Lake. Not exactly.

AU about what would happen if everyone at the warehouse knew HG while she was bronzed. Myka/HG of course

Post-Season 3 :: Myka POV :: Angst, love confessions and dreams. :: "Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me...where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops...that's where you'll find me." :: DONE

"I heard you," he blurts, pulling his arm back out of her grasp. They're doing this on the sidewalk in front of a Starbucks and isn't that her line? Post-ep for 47 Seconds

Piece of pointless consolation fluff. Surprise, I can write happy things.

No telling til July what will happen in season 4. I figure there's time later to hash out HOW things will work out for Myka and HG. Until then, here's a one-size-fits-all "end of the road" ficlette: the beginning of a happy ending. Commentary welcome!

Myka meets H.G in an airport for the first time, except maybe there was a PASIV involved, and maybe there were some issues.

After days of being tormented by a question that had reared its head after Helena's "Many of my lovers were men" comment, Myka finally voices it.

Would you please get out from under my skin? Myka/HG Part 1/2

She ran to Colorado to find a way to forget. It wasn't as easy in Texas.

She's fairly certain she's never caused anyone this much pain.

The emptiness that had haunted her after watching Helena die in a violent blaze of fire and ash had left her gasping and reeling, scrambling to hold on to anyone, anything that made even a little bit of sense. So she had read. Angsty post-finale fic.

"God, if I can't sleep with him, can I watch you sleep with him?" Castle/Beckett/Natalie Rhodes for the prompts watch and method

"Pete I need you to keep me company tonight so I don't do what I've done for the past five nights in a row and booty call H.G Wells."

It's the Jazz Age and someone's trying to use an artifact to kill the president. Former GI Pete Lattimer takes the case and soon finds himself caught up in a web of lies, deception and things not being entirely what they seem. Eventual Myka/HG.

His new Nikki Heat novel is going to turn into a beach vacation edition if he doesn't get this version of her out of his system.

Helena is temporarily incapacitated and needs a little bit of TLC from Myka.

A very late New Year's fic

Myka/HG Could be considered a sequel to "An Unusual Proposal" mostly its just pure fluff. This pairing has ruined me.

While hiding from an enraged Artie, the gang decide a game of Scrabble is the perfect way to pass the time. But of course, even a friendly board game when played within the Warehouse can have unexpected consequences. H.G./Myka

I love Christmas Fanfic. This is mostly what it says in the title. Takes place the December after the Season 3 Finale. We could even call it my alternative to the Christmas Episode...

Myka's relationship with Helena is the stuff of fairy tales, isn't it? Helyka

Claudia surprises Myka with the best Christmas present ever. Myka/Helena

Sometimes the hardest thing to do is to begin. Follows Tryst. Post Countdown.

Peggy was amused; he could enter into enemy territory without fear but he didn't know how to accept open appreciation for what he was doing to fight the war. Especially from the opposite sex.

The boys try to stop him, telling him Beckett will never forgive him for seeing her like this. A pre-ep for 'Kill Shot' based on the promo.

Life isn't so easy with a sniper around. Very, very vague spoilers for 4x09, Kill Shot.

Episode-fic set in late season 4. The case of a body drowned in paint causes Beckett to re-evaluate Castle's place on her team and in her life. Complete.

After the finale, it's time to fix things.

A hug. A compromising position on a couch. Some breakfast. You know, things that friends do.

So Professor Wells and Professor Bering would totally get along great if it were not for the fact that when they were at Hogwarts, they kicked each other's asses in Quidditch regularly. Violently. Meeting at wand point was not actually uncommon for them.

The beginning of Myka's relationship with HG Wells. Starting with Myka's feelings after learning that HG Wells is in fact a woman, we see the two interact and become more involved as their secret relationship progresses. PG to M. Prequel to Missing You.

Castle/Beckett. The first time Alexis finds them, she knows she wasn't supposed to find them at all.

Myka, H.G., Pirates, privateers, the Royal Navy, the Warehouse, Artifact hunting and lots and lots of swagger. I swear I tried to write a short, smutty ficlet about HG & Myka as pirates. This is the result. Oops?

A promise Myka never expected she'd be willing to accept.

Technically, stalking a member of the Secret Service is a federal crime.

A stolen moment under the stars. HG/Myka femslash.

Myka wakes up with a hangover and H.G. in her bed. Pretty much it. Fluffy Myka/H.G, one-shot.

Helena is sorry, and Myka believes her, but is that enough? Myka/Helena, femslash

Helena is gone, but for Myka the Warehouse is still full of memories of her. Myka/Helena, femslash

It was nothing more than a whisper, a confession that was never supposed to see the light of day... Set sometime mid-late S3.

In the span of two hours, Beckett began to question the very foundation of her working relationship with Castle. Because now she was faced with the all too real possibility that it was over. NOT a post-finale fic. Cover art by pauliporcupine.

He always said she was colorblind. she knows she's not. Lila/Dexter, Season 2.

He rearranges her words until he has hope.

Someone once said that in times of grief, people turned to each other for comfort. ***SPOILERS for season three finally***

Post-finale. Castle tries to put the pieces back together.

He manages to keep his jaw from hitting the polished wood floor. "There are just so many things I could comment on in that sentence, I don't even know where to begin."

Maybe it's not about what you end, but what you begin.

A touch was just the beginning.

After a nasty argument, Castle returns home in a blizzard to see Beckett.

Post-Season 4.5, contains spoilers. On the new Earth, Caprica Six reconciles her past deeds with the building of a new future.

Three months she'd spent, going out to clubs and drowning heartbreak in beer and in men. Always men, never allowing herself the possibility of looking at any woman who looked the least bit like Helena.

It's Kate Beckett's worst nightmare come true. The DA wants Castle to testify at a murder trial. And the cross-examination doesn't go exactly as planned. By popular request, NOW UPDATED WITH A SECOND CHAPTER

Castle catches Beckett in a rare moment of vulnerability.

How Gina Inviere enters Admiral Helena Cain's life. This story precedes "Shore Leave". Completed uploaded ch2.

Laura had always thought that there was more to Ellen Tigh than the goodtime girl image she presented to the world.

Because betrayal works both ways. The Cain-Gina story I always wanted to do.

In a world where Gina isn't revealed as a Cylon when Pegasus meets Galactica, Admiral Cain has to deal with the consequences of governing the rest of humanity in her own unique fashion. AU from "Pegasus"/"Razor".

AU: Helena Cain and Gina venture out beyond the mountain home in search of food. They have to work together. Previous story was Nuclear Summer, see profile for list of stories. Complete and enjoy.

AU: Admiral Helena Cain and Gina venture out and go shopping, and no not for intimate wear . Third story, previous story was Coexistence – see my profile for list of stories.

AU: Both Gina and Admiral Helena Cain survive the Cylon attacks at Tauron. Gina reveals her true identity to Cain. This is the second story, the first one was Shore Leave.

AU: What if Admiral Helena Cain had gone on shore leave to Tauron before the Cylons attacked. And what if she went with Gina.

A hand stretched across the divide

The first meeting between Caprica Six and Gaius Baltar

A series of drabbles based mostly on the Bourne movies, Identity through Ultimatum, with one or two tie ins to the books. Rated mainly for violence.

Marie's homesick and her desire to see her brother puts her family in danger. Filler scenes between Bourne Identity and Bourne Ultimatum.

She's unpredictable, and most of the time you like it that way. CainGina.

Baltar, running for president, goes to a ship from Aerelon to campaign and meets a woman from his past. Gaius is mourning Hera's death. Set immediately after Downloaded.

Lauren POV: She hates long, drawn out endings. Short and sweet is definitely the way to go.

We all inadvertantly startle people, but when the person you live with is a professional assassin, sometimes surprises can be fatal. Marie's POV. Takes place during the beginning of Supremacy.

It’s all right to be mad in your sleep. It’s when he’s awake that concerns Gaius Baltar.

What if Gina freed herself from the prison of Pegasus? What if Baltar enlisted Apollo’s help in getting her to the relative safe haven of Galactica? GinaApollo

Gaius is tried of these fantasy trips back to Caprica written in dreamytrippy drabble form.

Filling in the space between. JasonMarie

In Wittenberg, the Truth is always found.

Season 3 era, SV. Alternate universe, very short. First time poster, long time lurker. Complete.

An ancient artifact. A group of fanatics searching for it. A city at the precise point where two continents meet...and our heroes right in the middle of it all.

“Kind words, he will provide, to guide his Eurydice from the depths of hell.” GaiusSix Major Spoiler for the Finale

She is like fire, collapsing in on itself. She is bound to self destruct. Irinafic, postS2.

and Nadia believes her Nadia&Irina. Ampersand nonsexual relationship

This train of thought cannot be pursued. The repercussions are unimaginable. Jack knows this.

There are two facts that Jack Bristow holds evident... (Alternate ending to Nocturne; SV undertones)

Sydney mourns her mother without knowing why.

Where your daughter is concerned, there is something like weakness in Irina, and truth, you've learned, can often be found in one's weaknesses.

Falling asleep at the wheel. A drowsy, lustful feeling and you don't even realize that your car's gone off the road until suddenly you're waking up in the ditch, jarred awake with blood in your eyes.

Weiss met Nadia once when she worked for Argentina, before anyone knew who she was. After the CIA recovers her 5 years later, he meets her again.

I have to lie to make the world stop ending

Sydney is nearly ten years old, and knows better than to believe in ghosts.

The world has moved on. I will move on. I will move on better and leave it behind- I will not scream.

Women, Weiss thinks to himself for maybe the thousandth time, should come with a user manual. (SydWeiss friendship, early s3)

They were inevitable - weren't they? AU Post-"The Telling"; SV

Black holes need things to fill them, he wrote an article about it once.

A mission with Vaughn proves slightly more difficult than usual for Sydney - and vice versa. Set in season 3.

The end of a love story.

This will all be over one day.' I pack up my things with no response. The world moves beneath me. One day, none of this will be ours. sv, "Hourglass"

(Set during Innocence.) She was still almost positive that it had been some sort of trick, that someone had scrawled messy words in ketchup across the wall and her uncle was just still, not dead, and God, she’d never seen a corpse before.

She makes him utterly weak, and if he’s not careful, it could destroy them both. (Vaughn's point of view, set during Conscious.)

You look as though you know me. Do I know you? sv :a jennfic:

No one could truly understand why the devil in angel's clothing, suddenly became a guardian angel in Lucifer's guise. (IrinaSpyfam)

Von and Sidney are have fun together nad say themselves love.

Hope, reality, and inevitability. AKA post-Telling Vaughn angst.

. . . In which Giles's attempt to take Jenny out for a romantic evening spirals into invented diseases (Nintendoitis, anyone?), knocked over bookshelves, and some very exhilarating conversation indeed.

"Or bid me go into a new-made grave/ Or hide me with a dead man in his shroud." Future. Old partners tackle a dangerous new assignment. S&V.

After an angry separation, Vaughn and Sydney's lives come crashing together again.

I'm finally comfortable now, she tells herself, and sometimes she believes it.

"Time is the longest distance between two places." Circumstance leads Sydney to someone she thought she'd lost. S/V

"It's safer that way, to remain constantly on the move. But this isn't the first time that they've sacrificed safety for something else." Sydney/Vaughn

The reasons are not always clear.

His very breath laced his lips with poison but she did not care she needed to feel them against her own more than she needed to live.

Why, it's another post-ATY Syd/Vaughn reunion story!

Sydney deals with the emotional aftermath of "Almost Thirty Years"

Sydney. Poland. Problems...

A mission puts body heat on everyone's mind. (*6/6*)

She couldn't run forever. History finally catches up with Sydney and forces her to make some tough decisions. Now with *Epilogue*

Sydney POV on the darkness in her mind.